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Hash Number:1183
What:Hockessin Hash #1183 - Magic Strikes Back!
When:April 8, 2017
Where:29 Falcon Court, Wilmington, DE
Hares:Magic Carpet Ride
Wet Lay
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What:  Hockessin Hash #1183, Magic Strikes Back!
When:  Saturday, April 8, 2017, at 2:00pm HST (Warning/Warning/Warning -- note the early start time!)
Where:  29 Falcon Court, Wilmington, DE 19808 (really, Pike Creek-ish)
Who Hare:  Magic Carpet Ride
What Else:   It's a Star Wars theme, so you know, wear your Star Wars shirt if you have one. 
Friendlies:  Dogs, yes.
D’erections:  From I-95, yake exit 5A toward DE-141 S/U.S.202 S/New Castle/New Castle County Airport; Turn left onto DE-141 N/US-202 N; Take exit 6A-6B toward Newark/Lancaster; Keep right at the fork to continue on Exit 6B, follow signs for Newark/Lancaster/DE-2 W/DE-41 N and merge onto DE-2 W; Turn right onto DE-41 N; Turn left onto Millcreek Rd; Turn left onto Stoney Batter Rd; Turn right onto Middleton Dr; Turn right toward Falcon Ct; Turn left onto Falcon Ct.
Hashers
Asshopper
Big Mother Fucker
Bunion Butt
Butt Lite
Butthead
Dead End
Devil Woman
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Groper
Jewel of Duh-Nile
Lost Penis
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
Mount Me
NecroPheelMeUp
Not Qualified
Pickle Dick
PubeHeAteHer
Skidmarks
The Wetter the Better
Tinsel Tits
Up Piss Creek
Wet Lay
Woody Woodpecker
Hash Trash
Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1183
So the slobbering pack gathered up out in back of 29 Falcon Ct in the Pike Creek section of the outer Wilmington area for the Star Warsy/ Family Valuesly Hash on the fine afternoon of Saturday April the 8th, 2017 AD.
Hashers I remember being present at some point: Bunion Butt, Butt Lite, Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Jewels of Denial, Mount Me, Mary Fucking Poppins, Devil Woman, Dead End, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Woody, Dirty Wet Pussy, Butthead, Not Qualified, Do Me On the Beach, Groper, Just Joe, Just Greg, Just Shannah, Just Beth, Just Lou, Just Mom-Magics Sister, Just Magics Mom, several other Justs, and some kids and some dogs, and many, many others.
Our hares of the day were Magic Carpet Ride, whose pad we were at and Wet Lay.  We hung out at Magic’s back patio for a while drinking some fine brews provided by Bunion Butt and playing with our toy light sabers, until this earlier than usual trail finally got under way as our hash horn Groper blew, and blew and blew on that bugle to signal the beginning of chalk talk.  Magic in her Obi-Wan style tunic was confused by many as a hobbit as she explained that there would be marks at some point, 3 beverage stops, several Jolly J. Stops and several easter treats for the children to find.  Wet Lay explained that some of the marks would be blue and that we would be doing a No No for a while at the end.  Soon enough we were off.
On! On!We ran down Falcon Ct, and then Falcon Lane and saw no marks.  We came out to Stoney Batter Rd and split up in several directions and eventually a mark was detected.  We went across Linden Hill road, and went down the nice hiking path for a while.  Until we found a check, which took a while to solve, and gave those dragging ass in the back a little while to catch up.
On! On!True trail was found in the shiggy and then across the Pike Creek, crossed by some on a log, others on some rocks, and not crossed at all by some others.  We went through some shiggy for a bit, until we were back up on a path, where we find one of our hares Magic, waiting for us.  Skidmarks found the first Jolly J stop in a nice fancy pink box but was too lazy to run back to the DFL and so waited there for a while.  The path soon enough takes us to a bridge, which takes us to the other side, which takes us to the first beverage near.  And so we enjoyed some brews for a while noticing a few non-hashers here and there as the spring has finally cum and we are no longer the only idiots running around outside.  Soon enough we were off again.
On! On!We go back into the shiggy.  Pube finds the next Jolly J. box, then Necro finds the 3rd one a minute later.  We then crossed a creek again, then went across a different bridge this time where we found the next beverage near with Jello shots and many of them.  Somewhere hidden in the brush we were told was a Jolly J box for the kids with no alcohol inside.  Yours truly finds that, not realizing that was the case. 
On! On!After the jello we went up a hill then came to a check, for which both directions also led up hills.  The steeper of the two hills had four marks going up it, but then no false after that when the marks ran out, though only a few of us fell for that one. Way, way up the other hill, the auto-hashing Wetter the Better was waiting for us, with our third beverage near this time being bottles of pre-made hurricane mix and rum runner.  So we enjoyed those for a while without anybody throwing up, at least for a while.
On! On!From this point we pretty much followed the trail backwards, since the hares had not figured out another way to get back.  We stopped again where the jello shots were, and this time enjoyed some ice-cream sandwiches for a little while.  We went back across the bridge then into the woods then into the adjoining neighborhood where we found the cooler with what was left from the previous beer stop and decided to do a double secret beer check for those of us who got there soon enough to get one.
On! On!Back into the woods we went, seeing the first of two On In! marks both of which were rather far from the actual On In.  After getting out of the woods we found the second one, then waltzed back across Linden Hill road and back to Falcon Ct.
One, by one, by two by three the pack straggled back.  About 30 minutes later circle was reconvened with Groper blowing that horn many times.  Our RA for the day Skidmarks circled the group up.  Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung.  Down-downs were done.  The hares and their various family members drank several times.  As did the various people, including yours truly who could have been said to have been first in, as there were 2 On In marks and then the actual On In.  All the justs who were over 21 did a few drinks, as did Do Me on the Beach for forgetting to take her hat off during the song.  Our RA did a down-down or two and forgot to wait for the song.  The as of late injured Tinsel Tits, with her back brace on, did a down-down for interruptus and for describing some weird dream involving Devil Woman.  Lost Penis was brought into circle for something and then spewed in front of us.  Many other people drank for many other things.  Woody got his line right for the first time in a while and the hash went in peace.
After circle we enjoyed some fine stuffed shells and meatballs.  Along with some salad and two varieties of tasty brownies, which believe it or not, were not special.  And Magics little dogs entertained us out on the balcony.
But all and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1184, the easter pub-crawl with a twist hash, this cumming Saturday.
On! On!
MFP