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| Hash Number: | 1182 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1182 - Trail of Fools |
| When: | April 1, 2017 |
| Where: | Park and Ride near Prices Corner at intersection of Centerville Rd and Old Capitol Trail, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Circle Jerk Do Me On the Beach | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1182, Trail of Fools When: Saturday, April 1, 2017, at 3:00pm HST Where: Park and Ride near Prices Corner at intersection of Centerville Rd and Old Capitol Trail Who Hare: Do Me on the Beach and Circle Jerk What Else: Wet feet likely. Friendlies: Trail is pretty dog-friendly — highly recommend having a leash handy. Apres not dog-friendly D’erections: From I-95 Exit on DE Route 141 North towards Newport. Take Exit 5 DE-62/Newport Gap Pike/Boxwood Rd. Merge onto Centerville Road. Pass Walmart on your right. Parking lot is on right just before Centerville Rd. passes under the Kirkwood Highway. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Butt Lite Butthead Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Cousin It Dead End Devil Woman Digital Dick Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Fast Eddie Groper Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Seaman on the Poop Deck Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket The Wetter the Better Toxic Shock Up Piss Creek Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1182 So the slobbering pack gathered up at the park and ride in the armpit of Newport Pike Gapland-Prices Corner-Elsmere-Wilmington for some April Foolery on the windy afternoon of Saturday April 1st, 2017 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Dead End, Woody, Magic Carpet Ride, Devil Woman, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Spit Bucket, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al, Groper, Just Joe, Jewel of Denial, Mount Me, Dirty Wet Pussy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Butthead, Buttlite, Digital Dick, Toxic Shock, Slutmaster, Cousin It, Chasez Boyz, Semen on the Poop deck and many, many others. Our hare or hares of the day was Circle Jerk with assistance from his canine companion Fast Eddie and his partner in crime Do Me on the Beach who took care of getting the food later. Slutmaster made his second prelude of recent times before taking off again and the rest of us enjoyed a brew or so in the wind. Our RA for the day Skidmarks made an effort to get the pack to pay attention to the chalk talk, and Circle Jerk informed us that the first April Fools joke of the day was that the trail was actually to start in the Walmart a few clicks away down that post-apocalyptic looking Centerville Rd, where zombies and cannibles no doubt roam at night. And so a chalk arrow was written pointing in that direction and we were off. On! On!We picked up a mark in the Walmart parking lot, then a check. Trail was soon enough found in the shiggy behind the fence where Chasez Boyz relieved himself quite earlier in the trail. We ran through that for a bit, then encountered our first of many water crossings of mostly the Red Clay creek. As at least a 3rd of the pack went the way of Woody not wanting to get there little piggy’s wet. On! On!We went out into a neighborhood then found a check and a bunch of falses, one going out to Kirkwood Highway. We crossed the creek two or three more times, made something resembling a loop and went out past a drainage pond and crossed the creek two or three times more. A check was found at a park where some befuddled children were attempting a game of horse, then true trail was found ... then a Beer Near mark. Yet ... No beer near! Or even relatively near or far was to be found. Just some deer poop and some old bones. The 2nd April Fools joke we supposed. So after Butthead chatted with a few locals as he often does, we just kept following marks, and marks and marks, until finally we came and found Dead End with our beer. About 1.6 something miles away from where the mark was or so it seemed. So we enjoyed our brews for a while basking in the shade of the infamous Ferris School for boys waiting as for those bringing up the rear to arrive. As the day wasn’t getting to much longer we went back on trail ... for a while. On! On!A few more water crossings were crossed, and then up a hill and down a hill in the woods. We came out to an office building around Rt. 141, then found a Turkey-Eagle split, with most folks at this point opting for the turkey. Eagle did a big loop around a neighborhood, then rejoined the Turkey back on Centerville Road, and it was a nice long straightaway from there, though the path was lined with our choice of Porta-Potty’s. Spitbucket, or Skidmarks, or Jewel of Denial finished first, I no longer remember who, and the literally limping DWP made it in last. While we were waiting for everyone to get back, Do Me On the Beach arrived with the auto-hashing birthday boy, Cousin It, who wisely kept that a secret until after the circle was closed. Skidmarks circled the pack up. Awards and Penalties were dished out, songs were sung, down- downs were done, upon a nifty folding table lent to us by Magic Carpet Ride. The hare or hares drank once or twice. Since Semen On the Poop deck has showed up one or two less times to be considered a regular, he drank as a visitor. Spitbucket drank for interruptus. Those of us with fancy hats drank for that, with Chasez Boyz being voted as having the most outlandish one. Several other people drank for several other reasons. After circle was closed we adjourned for the Apres to the not famous Rt. 2 tavern, where Famous Pats used to be. Where we were joined by the auto-hashing Wetter the Better and Digital Dick. And where we enjoyed several varieties of chips and of tasty pizza. So tasty in fact that Butt Lite decided to hoard an entire pie for herself and her late cumming husband. We also had beer, and a fine PBR themed decorative cake creation from Wetter the Better in honor of Cousin Its secret birthday. So remember that next year fools. Other after school shenanigans included a wild bean bag toss game, with Do Me On the Beach making the high score. And a bartender confused with how to operate a TV remote. All and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1183 the Magic Strike Back Hash.On! On! MFP | |