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| Hash Number: | 500 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #500 |
| When: | April 3, 2004 |
| Where: | 313 Brandywine Blvd, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Deadhead Gomez Toxic Shock | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash House Harriers 500th Run Where: Brandywine Hundred Veterans Home, 313 Brandywine Blvd., Wilmington, DE When: Saturday, April 3, 2004. Sign-ins starting at 2:00 p.m. Hash off and running at 3:00 p.m. Why: Come help us celebrate our 500th, Wow! 500 runs! In addition to a stellar hash, good beer and food, expect other fun and games. I'm sure we'll see some of you hashus interuptus types who we haven't seen in a while (hint, hint, nudge, nudge). Cost: $25 includes beer, food, beer, give-away, and more beer Sign ups: Registration and payment must be received by March 24, 2004 (Give-away not guaranteed for registrations received after 3/27/04). Registration is attached. D'erections: From I-495, take Exit 4 /Edgemoor exit, west/north towards the empty Merchants Mart shopping center. Stay on Edgemoor Rd, go about 1/2 mile or so and take a right onto Brandywine Blvd (Pallaidan Club entrance is to the left). Go another 1/2 mile or so and look for a VFW type of building. From I-95, take the Marsh Road south/east exit, crossing Rt. 13 (Philadelphia Pike). Turn left at the blinking red light.(Hillcrest). Go up to the stop sign, turn left on Brandywine Blvd and it is the 5th building on the Left hand side of the street. | Hashers |
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| A trash by me (Hornblower): On a pleasantly overcast day, about 120 hashers (and a reporter and photographer from Spark -the News Journal's rag) came together to celebrate Hockessin Hash's 500th run. Our start and end was at the Brandywine Veteran's Home (no not a nursing home but a small VFW type of place). I sure there was fun to be had at the pre-run and opening circle but I missed it as I was true to form, late. By luck, I encountered the slobbering pack driving down Marsh Rd, so I parked and Subpoenis, Horndog, and myself instantly caught up with the pack. After a short jaunt thru woods, it was time to cross the very rocky and somewhat swollen creek where golden nectar awaited us on the other side. After Himalaya rolled into beer stop about 15 minutes after everyone else, it was time to start running. Some wanker got the idea that trail went back to the other side of creek, so us lemmings dutifully crossed the deceptively slipperily rocky creek. Groper, myself, and others took managed to do some swimming the shrinkage inducing water, getting nice and wet only to learn that trail was actually on the side we just came from, D'oh! The trail then proceeded thru Rockwood Park, down some streets, church lots, etc. and thru Sellers Park ending back at the Home. Gomez, filling in for Cums Early, who ended up cumming later (and probably later after that with the Easter Bunny), presided over the circle. If my alcohol impaired memory serves me correct, down-downs were administered to the hares, (Deadhead, Gomez, and Toxic Shock); two female virgins; hashus interruptus; violators; and the Hockessin Hash (because we didn't want all those loutish Philly and Liberty Bell hashers drinking all of our beer); and Turn Your Head and Cough was renamed Burn the Other Cheek (me thinks) for the big strawberry she got on her ass that day. Even though houses surrounded us, the cops did not show up and break up the circle, so we next crammed ourselves into the cozy Home (capacity 100) and drank and ate Italian (food, that is). Circle Jerk set up a snazzy digital slide/video showing us wankers doing stupid and silly things throughout the 500 runs. Hornblower was Lord of the Cock Rings as he was the first that successfully ringed a big, inflatable dick (although I am still blind from after my prize). Strap-On demonstrated how she got her name by poking girls and boys with this big dick. For some reason, the Easter Bunny paid us a visit, me thinks the costume was really for after hash activities (who knew we have Furries in the hash). Fu Man Chew Me and Urethra Franklin won the prize for the longest distance traveled, cuming from New Mexico. On behalf of the Hash, THANKS to all those helped make H4 500th a fun event. Like an Oscar winner, I'm sure I'll forget to thank someone, but here it goes anyway ... Deadhead for finding our cozy banquet hall, err, room, and making sure the cops/neighbors didn't bust the party, etc .... the cafeteria ladies, Mrs. Deadhead, Mrs. Slutmaster, and Mrs. Prom Queen (whose hash names, if any, I forget) for making sure we had food to soak up the beer ... Toxic Shock for helping out cleaning, etc. ... Dancing Fool for making an us a hash that recycles ... the Easter Bunny for making an appearance ... the folks who helped sign hashers in but whose I can't fully identify since I showed up late ... the numerous Philly area hashers who came ... Circle Jerk for putting together the nifty video/slide show ... and Butthead for getting the extra beer just before the rioting was about to start ... and Cribsnatcher for giving birth to the Hockessin Hash. Here's to 500 hundred more ... | |