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| Hash Number: | 1273 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1273 - The Hockessin Hash's Anal Chrsitmas Hash |
| When: | Dec. 15, 2018 |
| Where: | 1499 Snuff Mill Rd., Yorklyn, DE |
| Hares: | Circle Jerk Do Me On the Beach | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1273, The Hockessin Hash's Anal Chrsitmas Hash When: Saturday, December 15, 2018 at 2:00pm HST Where: Oversee Farm State Park, 1499 Snuff Mill Rd., Yorklyn, DE. There are only 12 parking spots -- carpooling is very highly recommended. Where 2: Party will be at 1117 Kelly Dr, Newark, DE. Cum early, enjoy some adult beverages, and form carpools. We'll leave the house at 1:30 to drive to start of trail. Who Hare: Do Me On the Beach and Circle Jerk What Else: In keeping with tradition, there will be a gift exchange. It’s a good way to go home with some random swag. Bring a wrapped gift worth around $20. One of our hosts, Do Me on the Beach, would like to see some nice stuff, not just booze, porn, and the crap for your hash drawer. Also, be prepared to go out caroling. At least one neighbor likes us to visit and they serve booze! Song sheets will be provided. What Else 2: Note early start, 2PM .... it’s one of the shortest days of the year. What to Wear: Wear your Xmas Hash best for the run and whatever is Xmasy for your for the apres -- Reindeer boobs might be a nice addition to our Xmas Hash traditions. Friendlies: Dogs OK (leashed, of course) on trail, not really in the house. Stroller use will result in injury to occupants, so don’t bring any of those ... or their typical occupants, for that matter. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95 to the Party Zone (1117 Kelly Dr). From North or South on I-95 take Exit 3 Rt, 273 West Proceed 6 miles turn right on Red Mill Rd. Take immediate left to stay on Red Mill Rd. Continue 3 miles to intersection with Kirkwood Hwy. Proceed straight through traffic light, now you’re on Polly Drummond Hill Rd. Proceed 3.1 miles to intersection with Paper Mill Rd. Go straight through this traffic light, now you’re on Corner Ketch Rd. Go about 1 miles to four-way stop. Turn right (after a complete stop) onto Doe Run Rd. In about another 1 miles, turn left on Yeatman’s Mill Rd. Take first right onto Kelly Dr. Proceed to end of the street. To the hash run -- Oversee Farm State Park from downtown Hockessin. Driving west (towards PA) on Rt 41 turn left onto Yorklyn Rd (the main traffic light in Hockessin). Follow Yorklyn Rd over the bridge onto Creek Rd (Rt 82). Observe Dew Point Brew Pub on right (you could also form carpools from here). Go about 0.6 miles then left onto Snuff Mill Rd. Park is on right in about 0.4 miles | Hashers |
| American Halfass Asshopper Biatch Bunion Butt Circle Jerk Dancing Fool Dead End Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Does It All Fast Eddie Groper Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer RaidR Rug Burn Shit Out of Luck Skidmarks Spit Bucket Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Up Piss Creek Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1273 – H4’s Annal Christmas Hash So, the slobbering pack met up in virgin territory at Oversee Farm State Park in Yorklyn, DE on a gray, damp, low 50-ish degree afternoon of Saturday, December 15, 2018 A.D. for the much-anticipated annal Christmas hash. Hashers I remember actually being present on trail included Mary Fucking Poppins, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Bunion Butt, Woody, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Devil Woman, Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie, Dirty Wet Pussy, American Halfass, Shit Out Of Luck, Dead End, Just Tom, Asshopper, Spit Bucket, RaidR, Biotch, Dancing Fool, Toxic Shock, Groper, Up Piss Creek, Rugburn, Does It All and . . .? Our hares for today were Mother and Father Christmas themselves, Circle Jerk and Do Me On the Beach, with special ass-istance from their canine companion, Fast Eddie. Do Me (normally the master of delegation) had previously shown some of us a picture of herself at our starting point with flour in her hand to prove that she had marked trail and it was actually confirmed by Circle Jerk that she wasn’t just posing, and had not only helped mark trail, but would be sweeping today as well. A Christmas miracle, indeed. So, what else to our wondering eyes would appear on this trail? Since RA’s are scarce and there were none to be found (as of yet), MFP offered his services to attempt to wrangle us up for chalk-talk. As we sipped on some special-for-the-occasion, finer-than-PBR beers, Circle exclaimed that there would be the usual flour blobs (which may or may not have been rained-upon), some checks, two Turkey/Eagle splits and a CJ for our thusly-named hare who explained that the circle jerk mark would have a number beside it and once we had reached that number of marks, it would become a check. Some wankers tried to clarify and/or take notes on this concept, while others figured we would just run around in circles for a while until someone figured-out the trail. Though he had forgotten the most important mark, Circle Jerk assured us that there would be a beer near somewhere as well. He even informed us that he had gotten some sort of special permission for us to invade this location, which seemed like unacceptable hash behavior. He also told us we needed to give him 10 minutes, apparently to go over some of the marks that may no longer be there. So, we got into the holiday spirit by partaking of more holiday spirits until it was time to follow the true-trail arrow out of the parking lot, just as Asshopper, Tinsel and Pickle (who hadn’t bothered to read the notice of the earlier time) were arriving. On-On! On out around the paved path we head-ed where the FRB’s found some checks to check and we eventually head-ed toward the woods and our first Turkey/Eagle split. The Eagles meandered through a series of trails, deer trails, and not-so-much trails. But mostly mud. And more mud. And down a lot of steep hills in the mud. And into more and more mud. By the way, there was a lot of mud. American Halfass got himself a giant Gandalf-type walking stick to brace himself and somehow, no one apparently hash-crashed (that was seen). Another Christmas miracle. On-On! The Turkey and Eagle trails converged into more mud as we went down-down-down through more mud until we reached a road and crossed a bridge over a creek into more shiggified mud. So….Dashing through the park, on a muddy, muddy trail Came Wankers one-by-one, trying not to bail They got lost on some checks, but tried hard not to fear For if they stayed on course somehow, they’d surely find some beer. Oooooh… On-On! Eventually we found the next Turkey/Eagle split, which diverged into some more muddy paths. The Eagles found the Circle Jerk and took a while to confer on what the hell number was next to it, but eventually settled on 6. Turns out, after reaching the 6th mark, they only needed to look left to find the rest of the pack already enjoying their libations at the Beer Near across the road.. And so, all were rejoined and there was much rejoicing. Circle Jerk had a special tiny keg there for us of what may have actually been carbonated piss. Nevertheless, we drank it without question until it was time for us to head-out over the river and through the woods (or over the mud and through the mud). On-On! And so, we traversed through some mud, and thorns, and mud holes, and over logs, and through mud pits until we reached the paved path leading back to the cars, but not before slogging over a gut-busting hill that was standing in our way. Once everyone was accounted-for, we were instructed to Head on over to the home of our hares for circle where we would no-doubt be joined by other hashers who were cleaner and smelled better than us. And so, we gathered in the garage, where our fair-weather RA, Wishboneher circled us up for the insults, accolades and other niceties as the Santa goblet down-downs were prepared. The hares drank for not having enough mud on trail and for Do Me actually doing part of the work. Pube drank for FRB while Bunion Butt drank for DFL. Wet Lay was almost made DFL even though she didn’t do trail, but she did get to drink for making all the fine vittles that were yet to cum.. Late-cummers, Prom Queen, Night Deposit, Butt Lite and Wetter the Better drank for being lovely and dry. Many interuptuses drank. Skids and some others drank for blood on trail. American Halfass, Shit Out of Luck and Orgy-Porgy drank for soon-to-be-leaving us. Orgy’s hash horn was bequeathed to Up Piss Creek by unanimous vote. Aquavit and pickled herring were enjoyed in honor of Himalaya. Many festive Christmas hash songs were sung as dry lips finished off the rest. And at last, Woody declared Hashy Christmas to all and get some piece on earth, and all that shit. Following circle, Wet Lay treated us to a fine spread of ham, potato bar with all the fixin’s, soup, veggies, hummus and pita and Dead End provided us with some mighty-fine Christmas cakes. More beer as well as spiked cider, wine and other libations were enjoyed. Magic Carpet Ride, Mount Me, Digital Dick and Up the Rear arrived in time for the much-anticipated gift exchange. Some highlights were that Do Me received some pornographic objects after requesting that people bring things other than porn and alcohol. Porn and alcohol were applauded, of which there were two DVD videos, body paint and many fine bottles of spirits, including a handle of Granddad Whiskey, Moonshine, Sambuca, Fireball, etc., etc. Some painted tribal masks were stolen many times and ended up being the golden-ticket item as the end. Pickle Dick won a year of free hash-cash. Wetter got a gift certificate to a steak house, but was able to exchange it for a more appropriate flamingo-flotation device. Asshopper got a projection Christmas light display for his neighbors to enjoy. And a live tree was stolen a few times and went home with somebody. And so, following this revelry, we all enjoyed the Chunky Nurse Housecalls video and some of the old favorite hash videos from a bygone era and several games of shuffleboard were enjoyed. Merry Christmas to all, and all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1274 this Saturday. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |