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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 1173 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1173 |
| When: | Jan. 28, 2017 |
| Where: | 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Asshopper The Wetter the Better | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1173 When: Saturday, January 28, 2017 at 3pm, HST Where: @ Our house, in the middle of our street! 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE, 19713 Who Hare: Asshopper and The Wetter The Better Why: It's our "7 year non-itch" wedding analversary! Friendlies: Dogs, yes on trail with leash but Aprés, outside only!! What Else: Please be mindful of where and how you park. Wetter has converted to Hinduism so absolutely NO shoes are allowed in the house, even if they are clean! Dress for the weather because "Baby, it's gonna be fucking cccold out there ... in the dark forest ... all alone ...' Dry bag? Always recommended! D’erections: From I-95, take Exit 1 for Route 896 N/Newark. Stay right and at the 2nd light, take a right JUST AFTER W Chestnut Hill Rd. The AFTER is a jug-handle to go across, there is no left turn lane at the light. On W Chestnut Hill Rd take the 3rd Right and go to the end. Folks coming N on I-95 can get off an exit early and save the toll and make their way to Rt. 896 South and turn right on W Chestnut Hill. If you get lost call | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Butt Lite Cousin It Devil Woman Digital Dick Do Me On the Beach Does It All Groper Mount Me On the Rag Pickle Dick Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Wet Lay With Horns On His Tits | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1173: Wetter the Better and Asshopper’s 7th non-itch Analversary Hash Trash (with apologies since DW is not half the writer that Necro or MFP is) So, the slobbering pack met at one of our favorite loitering spots, the abode of Wetter the Better and Asshopper, in one of our favorite cities, Newark, DE on a partly sunny, gray, cold afternoon of January 28, 2017 AD. Hashers that Cousin It told me paid their hash cash (or were hares) included: Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Cousin It, Rugburn, Sandy Penis Beach, Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Groper, Horny Tits (Blue Hen), Do Me, Devil Woman, Toxic Shock, Butt Lite, Digital Dick, Over the Rainbow (or did On the Rag tell Cousin that her name is Over the Rainbow???), Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Mount Me, Does it All, Just Mark, Just Linda (virgin) and ...? Our hares for the day were Wetter and Asshopper in celebration of their 7th “non-itch” analversary. The crowd gathered around the driveway, enjoying brews and generally acting like they didn’t want to go anywhere. Finally, one hare told the other one “let’s get them going already!!” and so we circled up for chalk talk. There was a dearth of marks, and the color of the flour was described as pink even though it was regular old baking flour and one of the hares apparently has colorblindness or something. At any rate, chalk talk completed and the pack started meandering in the direction of the first arrow. On-On! The crowd meandered with a few brave souls actually running, including Do Me who was running like she was gunning to be FRB – quite the sight to see! We get to a check with many of us hanging around the check waiting for somebody else to figure out where trail went. Eventually our sweeper hare let us in on the secret and off we meandered again. On-On! There were several neighborhoods we wandered thru, and there was a non-hash car that seemed to mysteriously be following us, following us slowly, then passing us, then parked along the street that we were meandering down later. Hmm.Eventually, we wandered thru another neighborhood where we went behind some houses and found our Beer Near. The majority of the pack enjoyed the usual crappy swill, but then noticed we were missing two hashers – Tinsel Tits and On the Rag. With comments of “they were right behind us – they should be here any minute” followed by a little bit of searching by Pickle Dick, we just decided to blow them off – “they can find their own way back.” And a minute later, we noticed the two wankers doing a No No to the beer near, just as the pack was starting to move out. Tinsel Tits fought upstream against the teeming pack of hashers leaving the beer near, saying ‘I need some beer I need some beer!’ – trying to get to the cooler with the crappy swill. Meanwhile, the rest of the pack followed the railroad tracks on trail. On On! A fairly short stint on the tracks led to an arrow leading us out, and basically on an almost straight line back to the start. Some headstrong hashers crossed College Avenue not exactly with the light and not exactly in the crosswalk, causing a couple of vehicles to stop in the middle of the intersection blocking traffic while they crossed. There may have been some honking. Eventually we came to our On In. It was then noticed that we had neither RA, GM, nor Joint Master present. Pickle Dick asked Devil Woman if she would serve as RA, which she did. Bunion Butt and Pickle did a magnificent job pouring the down down beers. We circled up. Downs downs were administered to the Hares, who, among other things, re-enacted the proposal that occurred 7 years previous, and to various accusations including Interruptus, FRB (Do Me!), Last in (Wet Lay), and our virgin Linda, who although she said she made herself cum, actually was a friend of Groper. Since there was neither a hash crash nor blood on trail, Devil Woman voluntarily drank for both since she apparently has won the lifetime achievement award for both of those offenses. We ended circle with Pickle Dick being the stunt Woody “May the Hash Get a Piece!” and found out that the apres was conveniently located at Wetter and Asshopper’s house. We enjoyed brown rice and vegetarian chili followed by a very delicious vegan chocolate cake that I heard had butternut squash in it. Some of us enjoyed sitting around the firepit, some enjoyed looking at photos Wetter had from their trip to South Africa, and then even later some of us enjoyed a glass of very tasty and smooth South African whisky, followed by a game of Cards for Humanity. We allowed ‘The Deck’ to play and it won! (ooooweeeeeoooooo) All in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1174 – the State of Emergency Hash - this Saturday.On-On!Devil Woman | |