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| Hash Number: | 1272 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1272 - Sh!t Outta Luck Birthday Hash |
| When: | Dec. 8, 2018 |
| Where: | 302 Marsh Road, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | American Halfass Shit Out of Luck | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1272, Sh!t Outta Luck Birthday Hash When: Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 3:00pm HST Where: 302 Marsh Rd., Wilmington, DE 19809 Who Hare: American Halfass and Shit Out of Luck What Else: It's SOL's celebration of the last year of her 40s. Friendlies: Not this time. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take the Marsh Rd exit, go south for one mile, park, and hash. Park on Marsh Rd or on Hillcrest Ave or at the Hillcrest Methodist Church parking lot. Walk to 302 Marsh Rd and enter through the rear. We will be pre-gaming with our virgins. It looks like it will be cold and cloudy, so plan accordingly. | Hashers |
| American Halfass Asshopper Bunion Butt Butt Lite Butthead Cousin It Dead End Do Me On the Beach Groper Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Skidmarks Spit Bucket The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Up the Rear Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1272 So the slobbering pack met up at the pad of the hares for the day up the hill on Marsh Rd in or close enough to Claymonster Delaware on the fine brisk Saturday of December the 8th, 2018 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Orgy Porgy Put N’ Pie, Woody, Cousin It, Dead End, Butthead, Mary Fucking Poppins, PubeHeAteHer, NecroFeelMeUp, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Buttlite, Up the Rear, Do Me On the Beach, Toxic Shock, Spit Bucket, Groper, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Magic Carpet Ride, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Just Nikki, Just Gwen, and many, many, others. Our hares and hosts for the day were American Half Ass, and Shit out of Luck who was doing this trail in honor of her B-Day. And who did not change the start location at the last minute like they did last time. And so we hung out there on there back patio and inside their kitchen for a while sipping on brews and enjoying a little warmth and sun while it lasted. And enjoying our first Saturday get together in quite a while where it did not rain the entire time. Eventually our RA for the day led us out to the front side yard for the chalk talk. Half Ass explained to us to look for both chalk and flour marks. And to expect a shot stop and a beer stop, along with two Turkey/ Eagle splits, including one that would amount a considerable difference in distance. Soon enough we were off. On! On! Trail went down the Marsh Rd hill for a little while. Then took a left into the neighborhood where we encountered a few checks and false trails that took the FRB’s a few minutes to figure out. It may have taken a few minutes longer had Half Ass not decided to show up way ahead of the walkers and give us a few clues as to which direction was right a few times. On! On! We changed direction many times in the neighborhood between Philadelphia Pike and the Delaware River. Until the marks led us through the back door on a fine, fine liquor store on Philly Pike for the shot stop where we all had the option of enjoying a shot of fireball cinnamon whisky purchased by Half Ass as we waltzed into the place. And some of us enjoyed those, and the HVAC for a few minutes before getting back on trail. On! On! The marks took us off Philly Pike and around a building and quickly back to Philly Pike. North we went on that road for a few blocks. Then we came across the first Turkey/ Eagle split which led the Turkeys to the Beer stop quickly but set the eagles on a bit of an adventure. On! On! The Eagle trail took us down to the Bellevue mansion and then in the woods behind that and through the horse paddock field area. Horse poo-poo was dodged here and there before it led us back out to Philly Pike, back towards the river and right on Brandywine Blvd and down another mile. We went past the Belfont Cafe, which is where Butthead decided to stop for a few hours. But a few yards later the rest of us found the beer stop and the Turkeys who had been waiting for us for a while at a quaint neighborhood park. And so we enjoyed our brews for a few. On! On! Trail took us down Brandywine Blvd for a bit, before we came to the Turkey/Eagle Split. The Turkeys just kept going for a while, while the Eagles took a slight detour of down the hill, over a bit and back up the hill where we ran into the Turkeys. Trail took a right, then a left down Hillcrest Ave, where the On! In! was found close by point A where there was still a working bathroom. Though that did not deter Pickle and Asshopper for watering the trees on the property of the nearby church. One by one by two the pack straggled in changed their shoes and whatnot and headed back to the back patio of our hares. The down-down cups were poured and our RA for the day Woody opened circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. The hares drank a few times. As did interruptus. Lost Penis drank for being first in and Orgy Porgy drank for last, though I’m pretty sure he wasn’t. Toxic Shock drank for some reason. And Spitbucket, along with yours truly drank, because earlier on trail Mr. Bucket lived up to his name by almost running into a glob of spit produced by yours truly. Our virgins Just Nikki and Just Gwen (and that is actually his name and he is actually a dude, I had to ask him twice to make sure I didn’t hear that wrong) drank their virgin down downs. Shit Out of Luck got her birthday side-side. And her birthday was actually that day and not just that week. And many, many others drank for many, many other reasons, as there was no shortage of accusations that day. But eventually our RA let the announcements be made and the hash go in peace. After circle we enjoyed a fine spread of fajitas/soft tacos, along with a few cookies and donuts. Later on we were joined by Butthead who conveniently re-appeared after we ate it all. And a fine time was had after another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1273 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |