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| Hash Number: | 564 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #564 - RED WHITE and BLUE HASH |
| When: | June 29, 2005 |
| Where: | Park and Ride at Rte 52 and Rte 100 |
| Hares: | Deadhead Gomez Mad Hatter | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #564, RED WHITE and BLUE HASH When: Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 6:30 PM Where: Greenville, Delaware - Park and Ride at Rte 52 and Rte 100 (next to the New Castle County Police station Westover Hills) Who: Deadhead, Gomez, & Mad Hatter Instructions: Be sure and wear your R,W,&B D'erections: From I-95 South: Bear right onto off-ramp at exit 7B to Jackson St. Go 0.1 miles. Continue onto Jackson St. For 0.1 miles. Turn right onto SR-52 N (Delaware Ave) for 0.1 miles. Stay left. Continue onto SR-52 (Pennsylvania Ave) for 5 miles. Continue onto SR-52 (Kennett Pike) for 0.5 miles. Turn left onto Dupont Road for 0.1 miles. From I-95 North: Bear right onto off-ramp at exit 7 to Adams St. Go 0.2 miles. Bear left onto Adams St for 0.2 miles. Turn left onto SR-52 N (Delaware Ave) for 0.2 miles. Stay left. Continue onto SR-52 (Pennsylvania Ave) for 5 miles. Continue onto SR-52 (Kennett Pike) 0.5 miles. Turn left onto Dupont Road for 0.1 miles. | Hashers |
| Hash Trash | |
| TOO MUCH HASH TRASH HOCKESSIN HHH 29 JUNE 2005 THE SIX HASH EPIDEMIC #1 DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY PICNIC #2 LIBERTY BELL HASH #3 WILDLIFE REFUGE PICK UP HASH #4 PHILLH HHH #5' RED,WHITE, AND BLUE HASH #564 #6 THE BFM HASH This was crazy! Six hashes in a row! If you listen carefully, you can hear the statue of the Greek god Zeus cumming to life and yelling at us mortals. He's pissed off! Like our Hash insanity... Had irritated his balls of brass, which he then rubbed together to play "Stor my Weather," while lightning shot out of his ass... The amazing thing, however, was not that we physically endured the hashes and the excesses of beer-swilling, but that your pathetic scribe was able to break free of Danish Butter Nookie's clutches for four hashes in a row! That's a requisite miracle that must be recorded as we look forward into the distant future when Himalaya could be fast-tracked toward canonization as a Hash saint (or shot out of a canon. Whatever). Saturday, June 25th Hash #1 Deep Throat has reported that the Dysfunctional Family Picnic Hash on Belmont Plateau was a good one. But Himalaya wasn't there. So with an inability to trust Deep Throat, a skeptical Himalaya says, "Eff it!" Sunday, June 26th Hash #2 Our hare for the Liberty Bell Hash, Super Fuck Up, put on a great show in mosquito heaven. Pittsgrove, Zoo Jersey was hot and humid and we got very wet. First, we slogged about a half mile in the middle of a stream and topped that off with a leap from a bridge into deep water. That was cool! On trail for well over an hour, we remembered the hare promising a short jaunt of about 2 miles, but everyone came in and said, "Two miles, my ass!" Lovely Apres at SFU's home featuring pizzas. Monday, June 27th Hash#3 The John Heinz Wildlife Refuge was the site of an ugly Pick-up Hash on a humid, sticky, rainy night. But it is pretty out there and hares, Super Fuck Up and Thunder Thighs, laid a good trail for 9 or 10 of us idiots that started with an ignominious flop into a deep, stinking swamp where the mud oozed up to the private parts. Do we know how to have fun, or what?! Tuesday, June 28th Hash#4 There was a great turnout of at least 40 hounds for yet another hot and humid event staged by the Philly HHH. The Hash took place in Swarthmore which was great for those of us who live in Delaware County. This was a good run over assfault through the town, into the trails around the college, and on down to the historical Leiper House before a splash across Crum Creek on the way back to the hare's house for the Apres. The presence of an H4 peleton elevated the classiness of this event. Wednesday, June 29th Hash#5 This was our world famous Red, White, and Blue patriotic mob scene of 2005. And so it was for this 4th of July celebration that about 30 dawgs of the H4 met in Greenville at the Park 'n Ride on SR52. Our hares, Deadhead, Mad Hatter, and Gomez, laid a trail that was uncharacteristically humane. Short and sweet for a hot and humid night. After pounding assfault around the neighborhood, we mostly tootled up and down by the Rockford Tower, paused for Ye Olde Beere Stoppe and headed back until we ON IN'd at the car park. Cums Early pinch hit for the RA and conducted the religious ceremony with aplomb (i.e., brainless insensitivity). After that debacle, we made our way to Galuccio's Greasy Spoon Saloon for pizzas and, if you can believe it, beer. Thursday, June 30th Hash#6 For this BFM debauchery, the hounds made their way to downtown Philly for more sweating and suds swilling. Your scribe didn't make this one so he says Eff it in the same nasty way he did for missing the picnic Hash. That's what you get when the writer of Hash Trash has an attitude. Deal with it! | |
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