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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 793 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #793 |
| When: | Nov. 14, 2009 |
| Where: | 103 Woodhill Road, Edgemoor, DE |
| Hares: | Family Jules Lost Boy | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #794 When: Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm Where: 103 Woodhill Road, Edgemoor, DE 19809 Who: Lost Boy & Family Jules (Jewels) D’erections: From Newark and Points South: - Take I-95 N Towards Wilmington - Get Off Exit 9 Towards Marsh Road - Take Right Directly Onto Carr Road for about ½ Mile. - Turn Slight Right Onto Washington St for 0.1 Mile - At Light, Turn Left Onto Shipley Road/Stone Hall for about ½ Mile - Turn Left Onto Woodhill Blvd Entering Woodhill Townhouse Development - Look For Parking and Hash. From Philly and Points North: - Take I 95 S Towards Wilmington - Take Exit 9 For Marsh Road - Take A Left Turn Onto Marsh Road for about a mile - Turn Right At Philadelphia Pike/US 13 B-S for about ½ Mile - At the Next Light, Turn Right Onto Shipley Road/Stonehall - Take the First Right Into Woodhill Townhouse Development - Look For Parking and Hash From West Chester and Points That Way: - Take 202 S. - Turn Left at Naamans Road/Rt 92 for about ½ Mile - Turn Right at Shipley Road/Stone Hall for about 5 Miles - Turn Left At Woodhill Blvd Entering Woodhill - Look For Parking and Hash Any questions, complaints, gripes, or financial advice - please call one of the hares | Hashers |
| Bee Orgy Beeper Bunion Butt Cribsnatcher Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy Family Jules Fish Stick Fuckewes Gaydar The Penetrator Gomez Groper Hanna Job Jubal Lick It Clean Lost Boy Mary Fucking Poppins Pickle Dick Piping Hot Vagina Port-a-Ho Prom Queen Randy Dykes Roadkill Rug Burn Seen Your Panties Slutmaster Stun Gun Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock | Hash Trash |
| So we had a hash, Saturday November the 14, 2009 AD. The slobbering pack met up in the borough of North Wilmington known as Edgemore. The hares directed hashers here and there on where to park. Hashers Present: Bee Orgy, Beeper, Bunion Butt, Cribsnatcher, Dancing Fool, Dirty Wet Pussy, Fish Dick, Fuckewes, Gaydor, Gomez, Groper, Hannah Job, Juballs, Lick it Clean, Mary Fucking Poppins, Pickle Dick, Piping Hot Vagina, Portaho, Prom Queen, Randy Dykes, Roadkill, Rugburn, Senior Panties, Slutmaster, Stungun, Tinsle Tits, Toxic Shock, Just Kimberly, Just Katherine, Just Lily, Just Nate, Just Ethan, Lost Boy and Family Jewels were the hares. The pack departing no earlier than 3:15 and no later than 3:20 St. The hares pointed us in the direction of the first mark, and big surprise!, none of us could find it. On! On! Trail went across Shipley Road and into a complex called, Ahem! Le Chateau Orleans? Really? Up here someone would call something other than a restaurant with a half-life of three months that?!! On! On! Trail went through some woods and into some shiggy and behind some pool for some community center. On! On! We dashed up and down a few hills, and than we really dashed through a lovely neighborhood known as Edgemore Gardens. Population: 300 people, 1200 pit bulls. A group of about 10 FRB’s broke pretty far away from the pack at this point and were wondering why we hadn’t run into a beer stop by the time we got down the hill to good old Governor Prince Blvd, named after that famous governor of something sometime. On! On! Apparently there was a first beer stop, AHEM! Unmarked, and unmanned by Lost Boys Mom, at least at the time that us FRB’s came dashing by. Right behind the abandoned governor prince shopping center. On! On! Trail went up many many hills and out somewhere close to Naamans road. But fortunate the second beer stop was marked this time and the FRB’s reverse caught up with the rest of the pack in front of Lost Boy and Family Jewels Condo. We enjoyed the usual fare of Yuengling and Yuengling lite, and Oooo! Oooo! My Favorite! Herrs Sour Cream and Onion Flavored Potato Chips. On! On! Trail went down a hill and then up a bunch of Hills, into the Hundred of Brandywine Hundred. Some hashers missed the marks at Philadelphia Pike and took a long cut to get back to point A. At point A, we were thus joined by a half a dozen auto hashers, a few of which patted themselves on the back for not going on the 8 mile trail because they ran earlier that day. But they sure drank later that day. We circled up in front of Lost Boys Moms house, Without the company of our dear esteemed RA, Skidmarks being present, one would think that circle would finish up before the food got cold. Well, the Hockessin hash would have none of that. DWP, Juballs, and somebody else passed the Duties of RA back and forth to each other like a hot potato. Lots of people drank for lots of reasons. But the new boots, i.e. all the “Just People” apparently hadn’t been educated on the hash circle “guidelines”, and therefore had to drink, many, many times. Afterwards we enjoyed many fine chicken wings, many fine sandwiches, many fine pizzas, and many fine slices of cake, well those of us who had the sense to cut in line anyway. And a fine time was had. As yours truly departed one of the “Justs” was just starting her second round of vomiting in the front yard. But even with this entertainment, I have to say All in All it was “Just” another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next hash in “Just” another week. On! On! MFP | |
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| the numbering here is off to keep on track with the 800th using these numbers | |