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| Hash Number: | 1269 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1269 - UD Tailgating Hash- UD vs Villanova |
| When: | Nov. 17, 2018 |
| Where: | Tubby Raymond Field, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Magic Carpet Ride | Message |
| NOTE TIME CHANGE!!!!! What: Hockessin Hash# 1269, UD Tailgating Hash- UD vs Villanova Noon game time When: Saturday November 17 2018 Pack off at 9AM for trail See schedule for the day. Who: Magic Carpet ride and Dirty Wet PussyWhere: Game is at Tubby Raymond Field, Newark, Delaware Hash Cash: $15.00 includes ticket into game, hash beer, hash food, (not parking). Many have already paid- but can you can still pay day of. Schedule: You can join us at any time! 7-7:30 AM -- Meet under the BJ sign on Rt 72. BJ's Wholesale, 100 Pencader Plaza, Newark, DE 19713 This will allow us to caravan in and park together for tailgating.7:45AM -- We all drive together to the stadium (parking not included in hash cash, $15 [cash] to park). Carpooling over to the game is also an option. 8 AM -- Gate opens for tailgating. We go in, park, get set up, and commence partying. 9 AM -- Pack off for trail, this will be a live trail, but not too long.Post Trail -- Circle and continue apres at tailgating site. 12PM -- Game starts. You can enter the stadium any time you like, we have reserved seats! What Else: If you want to show up for just for trail, park outside the stadium and walk on in. I am planning on being in front of the Ice Arena -- but you might to have search around for the Hash Flag. I will post our location on FB when we get parked. I will also leave any extra tickets at my car in case anyone shows up after we go in. What Can I Bring? Munchies to share -- that would be great! If you have a beverage of choice -- bring it either to share or for yourself. Hash Beer will be available (don’t count on it being an IPA). There will be a bloody mary bar and mimosas. Donuts and other food for after trail. And contributions to food will not be turned away. We all love to share!!!!! Let’s make this fun!!! What Should I Bring?? Well, of course, a dry bag with warm cloths, blanket (you will be outside all day),and anything you may want for tailgating. Chairs, table, games, corn hole. I will have two 10x10 canopies. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beastialidocious Beulah Ball-Breaker Big Left Tit Bunion Butt Butt Lite Butthead Circle Jerk Cousin It Dirty Little Pumper Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Kitchen Bitch Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Seen Your Panties Sister Mary Margaret Benedickless Skidmarks Sphincter Grease The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Two Buck Fuck Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1269: The U of D Tailgate Hash So, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot outside Tubby Raymond Field for the much anticipated University of Delaware tailgate hash on a fine football-weather sunny, mid 40-ish degree morning of Saturday, November 17, 2018 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included Mary Fucking Poppins, PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Cousin It, The Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Woody, Big Left Tit, Beastialidocious, Butt Lite, Sphincter Grease, Sister Margaret Benedickless, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, 2 Buck Fuck, Beulah Ball Breaker, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Do Me On the Beach, Circle Jerk, Kitchen Bitch, Dirty Little Pumper, Mount Me, Seen Your Panties, Butthead and . . .? Our hares for today were Magic Carpet Ride and Dirty Wet Pussy with scrumptious tailgate spread provided by Kitchen Bitch, Sphincter Grease and many others. So whilst we imbibed on the bloody mary bar with all the fixins, mimosas, cider with caramel vodka and an assortment of beer and chowed-down on some tasty brats, bagels, donuts and other breakfast-of-champion vittles, we waited for most of the wankers to roll in at the appointed hour of 9:00am-ish-ish. Once most of us were properly warmed and lubed-up on several servings of vodka, champagne and beer, our hares decided that we should commence some version of a trail, as others were expecting us to arrive at a Beer Near, presumably at some other end of the parking lot. And so, DWP explained that we should pay extra attention to the flour marks so as not to get lost strolling through the parking lot and end up crashing the visiting team’s (Villanova) tailgates. We were told there would be checks, Jolly-J’s, a Beer Near (or a few depending on whether you were bringing a to-go beverage), some possible water crossings in the form of puddles and some shiggy in the form of wet grass. And so without further adieu, most of us grabbed a beverage for the road and followed Magic Carpet Ride dragging her trusty tailgate wagon and DWP following close behind her with a bag of flour. On-On! Trail led us past many assorted tailgate parties, where we saluted the other athletic supporters. Some checks were thrown down by DWP, prompting some of the FRB’s to turn around in a circle while continuing to follow the hares across some hazardous puddles of rain. DWP threw-down a few Jolly-J’s, because who doesn’t enjoy a few shots before 10am? We meandered on our arduous journey past the tennis courts and around to the side of the stadium where finally, at long-last we reached a Beer Near at another section of tailgate parties across from the track. Here we were met by Magic’s posse, B-lo, Me-lo and Logo who joined us for a few beverages until it was declared that the Beer Near was also the On-In and we were to commence circle where we stood. And so, since RA’s were scarce and there were none to be found today, MFP was voluntold to do the deed. Some wanks were appointed to be first and last in, though it was mostly a group effort. Our visitor, Sphincter Grease drank while urging us to sample his sausage. Interuptuses Beastialidocious, Big Left Tit, 2 Buck and others drank for finally bothering to show-up again after months and/or years. Pube and Tinsel drank for their birthdays, with Tinsel being given a proper side-side. Those who actually picked-up the Jolly-J’s drank some more. And finally, though Woody had not rolled out of bed yet, we declared that the hash go in peace to get a piece of sausage, or bacon or whatever happened to be on the menu next. Following circle, we somehow managed to make it back across the parking lot where the tailgate food had erupted into a smorgasbord, including more sausage, pulled-pork, cole slaw, veggies, chips & salsa, brownies, etc., etc., etc. along with plenty more beers. And so, we feasted and imbibed until the appointed hour when it was time to trek back over to the stadium where the Blue Hens were to face the Wildcats in an epic showdown. Here we were joined by the late-cumming Woody, Seen Your Panties, Butthead and many others, and although the game ended in a crushing 21-42 defeat, all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1270 this Saturday. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |