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|What:||Hockessin Hash #1161 - Halloweenie & Lost Boy B-day Hash|
|When:||Nov. 5, 2016|
|Where:||108 West Main Street, Newark, DE|
|What: Hockessin Hash #1161, Halloweenie & Lost Boy B-day Hash|
When: Saturday, November 5, 2016 at 3pm, HST Where: Deer Park Tavern, 108 W Main St, Newark, DE 19711
Who Hare: Family Jules and Lost Boy
What Else: It's that time of year to get out those Halloween costumes now that they are all half off at the store. We will not recommend any scary clown costume's unless you ass clowns want to be arrested. There will prizes for the best costumes for the following categories: slutiest, scariest, funniest, and most original
D'erections: See here, in case you've never been to the Deer Park Tavern.
Cock a Doodle Don't
Do Me On the Beach
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
The Wetter the Better
|Trash for Hockessin Hash #1161 |
So the slobbering pack gathered up once again at the Deer Park for the post-Halloween-Halloweenie hash on the fine Saturday Afternoon of November the 5th, 2016 AD.
Hashers I remember being present at some point, some in costume, some not: Skidmarks (A Care Bear), Lost Penis (Gilligian), Magic Carpet Ride (Marty McFly), NecroFeelMeUp (Bruce Jenner), PubeHeAteHer (Caitlyn Jenner), Dead End (Himself), Mary Fucking Poppins (An Undead Knome), Butthead (An EZ Rider), Radar ( A Doobie Brother), Cousin It (A Pumpkin) w/ Famous Jack (Snoopy), Bunion Butt (I Forgot), Wet Lay (A Pole Watcher), Asshopper (Donald Trump), Wetter the Better (Ren from Star Wars), Do Me On The Beach (One Direction), Flounder (Himself), Woody (A jockey), Prom Queen (Himself), Pickle Dick (Raggedy Andy), Tinsel Tits (Raggedy Ann), Mount Me (Herself), Cock A’ Doodle Don’t (Himself) and many, many others.
Our hares for the day were Lost Boy and Family Jewels who did themselves up as Zombies. And so we hung out at the Deer Park for awhile sipping some brews and passing around our left over halloween candy. Puzzled we were by the many young people we saw walking up and down main street with flannel shirts tied around their wastes until we found out they were part of some 1990’s pub crawl thing.
So after we hung out for long enough, which is never long enough for the late cumbers, our RA for the day Skidmarks herded the cats out front of the Deer Park and our hares gave us the chalk talk. Explaining the marks some which were flower next to others which were chalk. We were to pick up trail across the street at the famed Trabant center and soon we were off.
On! On!We waltzed down to the Trabant center and through it we went. Trail was found on the other side of the street. A check was discovered but true trail went straight down South College for a block or two. Every check seemed to have no marks leading to false trails, as the hares were lazy that day, though their version of sweeping was easy enough to follow, they simply told everybody the right way to go.
On! On!We ran around South College avenue for a bit, then out by the U of D library, we encountered a “song check” around this point somewhere and us FRB’s waited many minutes for the rest to catch up.
On! On!We ran down Academy Street for a bit, then out to Kells Avenue. We found another check but true trail went to the left, all the way to South Chapel, where we found the “Beer Near” mark pointing across the street to the vacant lot with many cars in it. After closer inspection Dead End was discovered with that fancy new ride of his towards the back of the lot. And so we enjoyed our brews for a little while while a few hashers ran backwards on trail to get a photo of something they thought was interesting (a dead U of D student? Maybe.) As soon as it was time to get back on trail, we did, a few minutes later.
On! On!We went down the James F. Hall bike path for a little bit then encountered a check. Yours truly almost followed the false, but one of the hares warned we about it. Yep go ahead and warn an FRB that he's about to go the wrong way. Yep that makes sense.
On! On!True trail went down the Polmeroy path and somewheres around the tennis courts we encountered these strangely dressed folks that were waving at us like they knew us, who turned out to be the late cumming Pickle Dick and Tinsel Tits.
On! On!Trail went out to Main Street, then took a left, what a surprise! back towards the Deer Park. Pube and Necro got many fine compliments for their costume choices as we walked into the middle of another weekend drunk fest for the college students. Since they got distracted for a bit, yours truly got to be first in, with Lost Penis dragging up the end. And there we ran into a seemingly confused Cousin It, who I guess also showed up late or had to circle around the block for an hour to find a parking spot.
As the Deer Park was most crowded, it was decided that we would go to our most frequently used Apres location lately: Necro and Pubes house. And so there we were eventually joined by the auto-hashing Mount Me and the auto-hashing Cock A’ Doodle who brought a civilian with him to witness the circle.
Eventually everyone arrived except those we forgot about, and our RA for the day Skidmarks herded the cats together for the circle.
Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung and down-downs were down. The hares drank at least 3 times for their various offenses. So did first in and last in. Mount Me performed her obligatory hash crash in front of us, and many people drank for many other different things. After accusations were over, a brief attempt was made to have a costume contest, with Necro and Pube winning first place once again. Their was also a second place and a third place, but I forgot who won that. With the prizes being little bottles of fireball and apple pie flavored whisky or something like that . After announcements were made and Woody goofed up his closing circle duties, we dined upon Nick and Joe’s famous pizza, along with some wings and some more left over halloween candy. Some of us stayed late into the evening watching horse racing and rugby, after the hares snuck away with the left overs.
All and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1162, the Full Moon Hash, this Saturday.On! On!