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| Hash Number: | 984 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #984 |
| When: | July 10, 2013 |
| Where: | 801 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Chasez Boyz Kum On Inn Spunk Monkey | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #984 When: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 at 6:30 pm Where: 801 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE (formerly Dunbar's Cyclery) D'erections: From I-95, take exit 9 Marsh Rd (South). Take a left on the Washington St. Extension, left on Philadelphia Pike. Destination will be on the left. Hares: Kum-on-inn, Chasez Boyz, Spunkmonkey Dog friendly??? Yes Hash Cash: $5.00 | Hashers |
| Amber Alert Asshopper Bee Orgy Bunion Butt Butthead Cause for Blindness Chasez Boyz Circle Jerk Cousin It Dancing Fool Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Happy Ending Jubal Kum On Inn Lick Stick Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Narcigism Nip Fuck Perfect Woman Senior Sex Toy Slutmaster Sporto Spunk Monkey The International House of Virgins Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Wickwacker Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #984 So, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of an old bike shop off of Philadelphia Pike a few yards north of Wilmington, De, about, around 6:30pm on the beautiful summer evening of July the 10th, 2013 AD. Hashers Present: Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, Perfect Woman, Bee Orgy, Lost Penis, Lick Stick, Wick Wacker, Woody, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, SlutMaster, Senior Sex Toy, Jew Balls, Cause For Blindness, Dancing Fool, Cousin It, Devil Woman, Butthead, Weird Al, Wish Boner, Dirty Wet Pussy, Narcigism, The Hasher Formerly Known as Schporto, Ass Hopper, Mary Fucking Poppins, Amber Alert, Nip Fuck, Tits of Steel, The International House of Virgins, and many, many others. Kum On Inn, was the hare with help from Chasez Boyz and Spunk Monkey. In reasonable enough time, chalk talk was done and then we were off again. On! On! We ran down Philadelphia Pike then turned left into that Belview Mansion estate thing that some people go to get married at. After running past there we come go past a stable where several princesses very busy mounting or un-mounting their steeds. I heard later that the horses seemed to be real big fans of the hash horn getting blown. On! On! We find a check here or their, with an F or a nice long series of marks shortly after. Trail comes to a stagnant bog, and Narcigsim thinks its going to the other side and wades in. Ha, true trail actually followed along side of the bog to the left. From this point on, we ran through enough poison ivy, to keep a poison ivy salad bar fully stocked during a dinner rush at the Old Country Buffet. On! On! Trail goes into Belvue State Park. We run past a pavilion and and through another army of Canadian Geese. We find a split in trail with marks going in both different directions, but no check. It turned out that in one direction their was a check back three, and in the other direction one of the hares had a hole in their flour bag. On! On! Trail goes through the woods for a little while longer. Amber Alert goes off on his on again for a little while, but this time manages not to get lost. We come out along side good old Interstate 95 and follow the tree wall their for a bit, until we get to a path and find the Beer Near, with a cooler of nice cold brews cleverly hidden in the brush. So we enjoy our brews and enjoy our wounds and very much enjoy having no interruptions from civilians or park rangers. Dancing Fool, as usual, makes sure that no one has to come back to clean up the trash later. On! On! We go back on trail, through the woods, through some more poison Ivy, down a hill, down a path, then up a hill and through an unoccupied summer camp. Soon after we find ourselves back on Philly Pike and back to the On! In!, where Happy Ending is sitting on a chair in the parking lot, and therefore, got be the judge of who was first in. We circle up, penalties and awards are dished out. We sing some songs, and um, I can't think of anything particularly memorable that happened, other than Cousin It drank for something other than having a dog, all the Philly Hashers did a down, down together, and WickWacker almost forgot to announce he still had shit for sale. After circle we headed over to Famous Joes, another home for the 3 dollar anything, for the Apres. Those of us who felt like sticking around for a while were treated to two different meals. First Spunk Monkey brought out some salad and some Homemade Chicken Lo Mein. And then about an hour or two later Kum On Inn, finally made it there with some homemade dumplings, vegetable pancakes, and deviled eggs. The deviled eggs were fanastic, but not quite as good as MFP's., HAAAA!!!!! But All and All, it was another Shitty trail. Stay tune | |