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| Hash Number: | 1266 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1266 - Halloween Scaryoke |
| When: | Oct. 27, 2018 |
| Where: | 403 New London Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1266 - Halloween Scaryoke When: Saturday, October 27, 2018 at 3pm HST Where: 403 New London Road (Fairfield Shopping Center of Destruction) Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: PubeHeAteHer and NecroPheelMeUp What Else: Wear a costume or one will be found for you! Contest #1: Best Overall, Most Creative, Best Duo, Best accessories and SLUTTIEST!!! Contest #2: Best Karaoke that matches your costume Friendlies: No. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take exit 3 (273 W) toward Newark. Go approximately 4 miles and turn right onto Capitol Trail/Rt.2/Kirkwood Hwy. Take the (quick) 1st left onto E Cleveland Ave. Go 2 miles and turn right onto New London Rd. (896 N). Go until you see Fairfield Shopping Center on the left, figure best way into parking lot. Park, be in costume, change into your costume, or grab your costume for a big reveal at Pube and Necros, and hash! | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Cousin It Dead End Do Me On the Beach Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie PubeHeAteHer Shit Out of Luck Slutmaster The Wetter the Better Up the Rear Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1266 So the slobbering pack gathered up at one of our more frequented meeting spots on New London Rd, in Newark, De on the fine, misty fall, Halloweekend, Saturday afternoon of October the 27th, 2018 AD for the semi-annual Halloweenie hash. Hashers with costumes or not that I remember being present at some point: Do Me on the Beach (werewolf), Mount Me (scarecrow), Shit Out of Luck (Flying Squirrel), Asshopper (The tooth fairy), Wetter the Better (Dia de Muertos Señora), Wet Lay (Ditto), Bunion Butt (Cheap Suit), Mary Fucking Poppins (Ninja), Cause for Blindness ( Pussy Cat), Up the Rear (Fox), Orgy Porgy Put N’ Pie (Guy with a wig), Magic Carpet Ride (GI Jane), Lost Penis (surgeon), Bumpy Beaver (Octoberfest Stereotype), Weird Al (Ditto), Dead End (no costume), as well as Circle Jerk, Slutmaster and Cousin It who showed up for a little while before or after the hash or both, along with many, many others. Our hares and hosts for the day were again NecroFeelMeUp (Cheech Marin) and PubeHeAteHer (Tommy Chong), who created some fancy props as well. And so we hung out for a whiles sipping some fine brews waiting a little later than usual to go on trail both because to see what the weather would end up doing, and to see whether either of our currently serving RA’s would make it there. Well neither of them did, and so a committee formed of two of the 5 Karens nominated yours truly, MFP to be substitute RA for the day. And so a few minutes after 3:30pm, we circled up for chalk talk in the garage. A more simplified, not so elaborate trail they claimed to have laid while the rain was coming down. alse trails were not going to be marked with “F” this time, we were told, and arrows a plenty we were informed to look for. As well as chalk and reddish colored flour marks. A beer near, or perhaps two we were in store for. And as our hares had planned for us to stop by one of the local watering holes,and as this was homecoming weekend, when bar staff have to be much more strict regarding the checking of ID’s, it was recommended that we bring ours. An arrow pointed down the road, and after hashers grabbed their ID’s, finished their beers, and emptied their bladders off on trail we went. On! On! We went down New London Rd and the first check was encountered at the first intersection. Not too many marks were found, I mean, no too many were were seen, until the hashers in the back arrived. We went through U of Dee’s campus area around the towers, with Orgy Porgy, Yours truly MFP, and Cause For Blindness of all people being the FRB’s, going on all the false trails and such, whilst the rest of the hashers choose to just saunter behind us following the hares, who went as slow as they possibly, possibly could. On! On! Trail went out to North College Avenue/ Creek Road where we disturbed many college homecoming weekend partiers. First the arrows led us in the direction of the Deer Park, then turned us around and took us past, but not in Anal Drips place, then back across to Cleveland avenue. On! On! Trail zigzagged us behind and around the apartments on Cleveland Ave, before taking us across to Chapel Street and into the Newark Shopping center, where your FRB’s lost marks again, and for a brief time wandered in both directions on the Pomeroy rail trail and over by the Movie theatre. For missed the mark five feet away that said Beer Near, we did. Though I guess we still would have had to wait, as the beer locked away in the hares car located conveniently next to that.. Once our hares arrived we enjoyed some brews in the lot for a little while, as the drizzling from the sky had briefly stopped. After speaking on the phone to Dead End, who was willing to drive ahead of us into the clusterfuck that is main street Newark on homecoming Saturday afternoon to set up a bar tab ahead of us, it was decided that, the next planned beer stop of choice, Klondike Kate’s, would not work out so well. Unless your definition of working out, would be us standing in line outside of the place for hours and hours, until enough other customers left the place, so that they wouldn’t be breaking the fire code by letting us in. So instead of following marks we just decided to go ... On! On! To the Iron Hill Brewery Restaurant, a place just snooty and pricey enough, that there was actually still room for us there. And so we entered in, and as we expected, were asked by the gent who waited on us to show our ID’s, though the youngest of us present is just on the south side of 40. But enjoyed some fine fancy brews we did. And hung out long enough we did to give Weird Al and Bumpy Beaver who disappeared at some point near the beginning time to catch up and have a drink as well. Before we departed, we were given directions by Pube to get back to his place any way that suited our fancy. On! On! Big surprise!, 4 or 5 hashers got an uber or a lyft to take them back to point A. Though a few more of us headed down toward the end of Main street, and back on to U of D’s campus, where we treated ourselves to an impromptu shot near or two, courtesy of Orgy Porgy who packed a bottle of fancy Jamison Black label in his bag. As the drizzling resumed we made our way back to New London Rd, and point A. Soon enough down down beers were poured on the the back patio. And after we all got a chance to fill out a ballot or two to vote for the costume contests the substitute RA for the day, yours truly, MFP opened circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. The hares drank. The auto hashers drank. The interruptus drank. Wetter the Better and Wetlay drank for dressing up as the same thing. Cause For Blindness drank for being an FRB for a change. Orgy Porgy drank several times for not being able to keep his mouth shut. Magic Carpet Ride got her birthday side side down down. And many other people drank for many other reasons.. After announcements were made and circle was closed. We enjoyed some fine fine grub including several tasty varieties of chili, salad and some super spooky super tasty chocolate chip cookies made by Wetter the Better.. Then the Karaoke ensemble began, and so were the winners of the costume contest announced. There being enough categories for everyone to get a chance to win for something and win a shooter bottle. Scariest: Mount Me. Best Accessory: MFP. Sluttiest Costume: Bumpy Beaver. Best Duo: Necro and Pube. Best Overall: Wetter the Better. And many many other awards were announced and given out. And we also had awards for karaoke performances as well with yours truly MFP and Do Me winning for best duet for werewolves of London Late into the night rocked that apres’ we did. And a few of us made it back out the next day for the Blue Hen trail and the halloween parade. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1267 this cumming Saturday.On! On! MFP | |