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| Hash Number: | 1217 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1217 - Spunk Monkey's 7th Analversary Redux |
| When: | Nov. 25, 2017 |
| Where: | 235 Whitehorse Lane, Kennett Square, PA |
| Hares: | Spunk Monkey | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1217, Spunk Monkey's 7th Analversary Redux When: Saturday, November 25, 2017, at 3:00PeeEm Where: 235 Whitehorse Lane, Kennett Square, PA 19348 -- Near the small buildign between the two big buildings Why: You wankers couldn't figure out how look for marks the last time. Who Hare: Spunk Monkey What Else: This is a real trail. You will need to actually look for marks and figure out where to go. Bring a dry bag, head lamp, flashlight, rain gear, body bag ... Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Pets/fuck trophies -- negative D'erections: Many ways to Kennett. From I-95, take exit 6 A-B and follow signs for Rt. 7 North, up to the PA line (or take the Rt. 141 North exit off of I-95, and then follow signs for Rt. 41 North, take exit for Kaolin Rd.), (or from the Newark/Pike Creek areas, get yourself to Rt. 7/Limestone Rd, follow into PA.) (or from Wilmington area, get yourself to Rt. 82 North, follow until Hillendale, take a right, follow below, or take Rt. 52 North and take a left onto Hillendale, and right onto McFarlan, follow below). Once on Kaolin Rd, in PA, take it until you reach Hillendale Rd, take a right and take the 2nd left onto McFarlan Rd. Go past the railroad tracks and left into Chatham Financial complex. Park, smell the sweet smell of mushroom soil, and hash. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bee Orgy Big Left Tit Bunion Butt Do Me On the Beach Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Up the Rear Wet Lay Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1217 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the office complex of White Horse Lane, back again in good old Kennett Square PA, on the post Thanksgiving Saturday afternoon of November the 25th, 2017 A.D. Hashers present included: PubeHeAteHer, NecroFeelMeUp, Toxic Shock, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Magic Carpet Ride, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Wishboneher, Up the Rear, Mount Me, Do Me on the Beach, Tits of Steel, Spit Bucket, Mary Fucking Poppins, Just Sherri the 2nd, Bee Orgy, and many, many others. Our hare of the day was the lately frustrated Spunk Monkey and the pack initially gathered up on the other side of the office complex from where he instructed us to meet. After the overly eager Wishboneher decided to start the chalk talk, even though she wasn’t the one haring, Spit Bucket ran over to us and informed us that our scheduled hare would not move from his chosen starting point until we agreed to come over. And so we eventually did. Before chalk talk began, Spunk asked if anyone felt like helping him live hare this trail, and the interruptus Bee Orgy agreed, so that he wouldn’t get any of the shit we’ve been doling out lately on folks who haven’t hared in a while. And so the marks for chalk talk were laid down again, and again with help from our unsolicited RA of the day Wishboneher. Who then declared that this was going to be the redo of Hockessin Hash #1200, since maybe only one person actually went on that trail, sans the 30 other attendees who didn’t follow the marks. And so Spunk Monkey then reminded us that this was to be another live trail, and that there would be no sweeper, and so we should give it a little more than the good old Hockessin try this time. Checks were to be marked as some of the foreign hashes do, with a circle, and falses were to be the 3 lines. We were told to expect a beer stop, and perhaps a J-check, a shot stop and an OTF stop. Spunk loaded up a backpack with beer then handed another bag to Bee Orgy and they were off, while we took a few minutes to enjoy a brew in order to give them a head start. A few of the walkers decided to go look for trail a little earlier than was recommended, and after a few more minutes that FRB’s took off. On! On!Marks were found at the far end of the parking lot, then crossed through the tree line. Out onto the road we went for a bit, and behind some mushroom processing facility. With the marks not being every six feet, as we were warned by the hare. Several of the the checks we past by, then found later, and one at the intersection of Rt. 1 took a few minutes to solve. Trail went behind some more buildings then into some shiggy and a field, where Tits of Steel had a spectacular hash crash. The trail then followed and crossed a creek for a little bit. And as usual, those scared to get their little piggies wet tried to find their way around it. After following the creek for a few yards we found our hares with the beer near under a bridge. And so we enjoyed our brews for a bit in order to give our hares a head start. Who said Head! On! On!We came out from under the bridge and went across the busy, busy road, following a path up to the park, until we found an arrow pointing directly into the shiggy with the comment attached “Yes Really!”, the shiggy laid behind another leg of that path that could have been easily gotten to by just staying on that, as we were informed by an irritated local resident. On! On!We followed the path to the park, where there was a play stop mark and a swing set played with by PubeHeAteHer, who was at this point still the FRB even though he was carrying the bag with the leftover beer in it. We followed marks up the hill where the pavilion is, then got a bit delayed trying to figure out the check giving the DFL’s a minute or two to catch up. True trail was found going up another hill and past a soccer field where the hares were found lounging behind a maintenance shack with a bottle of some sweet cherry vodka flavored liquor. As this was to be the OTF stop, we took turns taking swigs out of that mighty big bottle as the “rules” forbid the pack to leave until that bottle was finished, while the hares took off again. We left a little in the bottom to share with the DFL’s, but that was more than enough for them and yours truly finished it off. On! On!We followed marks and toilet paper across the road and into some shiggy. A slight water crossing was forded before we went up into more shiggy. Atop a hill bordering the asphalt, the J-Check was found by NecroFeelMeUp, after Pube blindly ran past it, and shared with whoever the DLF was. On! On!We ran through a parking lot or two then found another check, with true trail going through some light shiggy and back onto the road. Down the road we went and to the left where the On! In! mark was found around the corner from point A. Not too much time went by before everyone made it back, most of whom followed most of trail this time. The down down beers were set up and poured on those nifty patio tables provided by Spunk Monkeys employers and our RA for the day WIshboneher circled us up. Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. The hares drank a few times, of course. Pube drank for being first in and the trio of Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, and Magic Carpet Ride drank for being last. The interruptus drank, and there was more than one or two of them, but no visitors. Many other folks drank for many other things. And our hare before drinking for the third time informed us we were all on camera. After circle was closed and announcements were made, we adjourned inside for the Apre’s where we enjoyed some tasty Philly Cheesesteaks, and some cheesy rice, and some salsa like veggie dished, and amused ourselves with scanning over the old books on the bookshelves most of which appeared to provide bad financial advice. All and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1218 this Saturday.On! On! MFP | |