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| Hash Number: | 1216 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1216 - Pube He Ate Her’s Birthday Hash |
| When: | Nov. 18, 2017 |
| Where: | 405 New London Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1216, Pube He Ate Her’s Birthday Hash When: Saturday, November 18, 2017, at 3:00pm HDT Where: Fairfield Shopping Center, 405 New London Road, Newark, DE 19711 Why: It’s Pube’s Birthday and we all NEED to have a good hash before Thanksgiving Who Hare: Necro Pheel Me Up & Pube He Ate Her, What Else: Apres’ will be located across street from start. We will have some live music, karaoke, flip cup, billiards, darts, hot tub, good food, and good times. Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Trail is not completely dog friendly, Apres’ has fenced in backyard. Kids ... Umm, it’s a hash you figure it out! D'erections: From I-95, take exit 3 (273 W) toward Newark. Go approximately 4 miles and turn right onto Capitol Trail/Rt.2/Kirkwood Hwy. Take the (quick) 1st left onto E Cleveland Ave. Go 2 miles and turn right onto New London Rd. (896 N). Turn left at the light onto Country Club Dr. Turn right into the shopping center parking lot. Park and hash! | Hashers |
| Beulah Ball-Breaker Big Left Tit Circle Jerk Cousin It Dancing Fool Dead End Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Famous Jack Fast Eddie Groper Jewel of Duh-Nile Johnson On the Spot Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer Seen Your Panties Skidmarks Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1216 So, the slobbering pack gathered up in the north west corner of Fairfield shopping center on the fine almost sunless afternoon of Saturday, November the 18th, 2017 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Dirty Wet Pussy, Just Sherri (The 2nd), Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Dead End, Johnson On the Spot, Beulah Ball Breaker, Devil Woman, Toxic Shock, Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Woody, Mary Fucking Poppins, Orgy Porgy Put ‘N Pie, Do Me On the Beach, Circle Jerk w/ Fast Eddie, Cousin It w/ Famous Jack, Groper, Magic Carpet Ride, Wishboneher, Vomit Comet, Triple Whore Score, Jewels of Denial, Seen Your Panties, Dancing Fool, and many, many others. Our hares and hosts for the day were once again the birthday boy, PubeHeAteHer and his partner in crime NecroFeelMeUp, who planned or misplanned the following adventure in honor of his birthday. And so we hung out in the parking lot for a few enjoying a brew or two before our RA of the day, Wishboneher, gathered us together for the chalk talk. The marks were explained or at least attempted to be to our virgin Just Sherri the 2nd , not to be confused with the just Sherri the 1st who popped her cherry with us this past summer. Pube explained to us that there was to be a song check marked by a symbol looking like a note, though some folks heard what they wanted to hear, and interpreted this to be a boob check. There was also to be two beer stops, and one of them was to be in a bar, which a few people did not listen to as usual. Soon enough we followed the arrow and were on our way. On! On!The arrow pointed in the general direction of Fairfield park, but before we got there we came to a check and that way ended up being false. True trail went behind the shopping center and over towards Country Club Drive, going around the Rite Aid and down New London Rd for a bit. On! On!The FRB’s got stalled for a little while trying to figure out a check on New London Rd. True trail went up a path on the left and near U of D’s famous towers. Through a little bit of shiggy we went and down a mostly dry creek bed going up out of that and onto the Pomeroy trail and ... Oh Shit!There's a police officer or two. And then another and then another. Very odd it is to see them stray that far from their cars, would we have anything to do with this? We were wondering, but hoping not. True trail went up off the Pomeroy for a bit, and then we came to the song check, or tit check depending on your interpretation of things. Several hashers went obliviously by it of course, and some we succeeded in calling back. A harriet or two showed us her boobs. And after Pube, who was sweeping arrived, with a few of the DFL’s, our RA Wishboneher led us in a short but sweet rendition of some hash song, and back on trail we went. On! On!Trail went through a little bit more shiggy past the ROTC obstacle course and down onto Creek Road, where it was possible though unlikely for most of us to get by the water crossing there without getting our feet wet at the large puddle that was formed there. And Oh Shit!There is the fuzz again, this time blocking the road wondering what was going on. Skidmarks had the courtesy of giving them a little information, and in return they requested his nerd name, his phone number, his address and who know’s what else. Apparently someone had heard some women screaming in the woods and pushed one of those emergency panic alarms on one of those yellow boxes that are posted every thousand yards or so on running trails around here. Since both those police cars were covering up a few marks, a few of us FRB’s went off trail up North College Avenue and found the last part of trail and the On! In! about 2 beer stops too early. Johnson On the Spot loudly bellowing along with Orgy Porgy got a bit confused and hung out in front of Clayton Hall for a while trying to use technology on trail to get back on course. Bahhhh!!!!! Skidmarks, Circle Jerk, and yours truly MFP eventually found our way back on course using our hasher skills. On! On!True trail went up White Clay Drive and into somebody’s backyard, and then down that path that parallels the power lines, and at the end of that, some of us, half of us, maybe even most of us found the beer near at NecroFeelMeUps car parked off of Paper Mill Road. And so we enjoyed a brew, while somebody used technology to give out the location of the next beer stop to those who got to the end too early. Soon enough we were off. On! On!Trail went up Paper Mill Road onto Chapel Street, banged a right past the graveyard, then a left onto Center Street. Then another right behind the shoppes of Main Street where we found the beer near at Catherine Rooney's. Where we found the short cutting Lost Penis and Devil Woman drinking a bloody mary, and Dead End. And there we hung out for a while drinking those fun size pitchers of brew that they serve while we awaited the arrival of Johnson On the Spot and Orgy Porgy, who apparently arrived via Uber. Yep a fucking Uber they took to auto hash backwards, as they knew not where they were. Cousin It and Circle Jerk had to pass us by as they didn’t get the memo about this not being the most dog friendly trail in the world. And loud and jolly the rest of us got. Annoying the civilians we did, who were trying to watch college football or hockey or having a conversation or something. As there was more beer than was needed for everyone to get one round, a good problem to have, we took a little longer there than usual, but got back out on the road in time for the rain to come down. On! On!Trail went down Main Street a few blocks, then took a right back onto campus. The back out to North College avenue and back onto campus where those misleading Uber riding FRB’s found the On! In! earlier. Back out to New London Road we went to point A. One by one by two the hashers straggled back, accept those who auto hashed the last part of course and the ones who missed the second beer stop. Across the street we met up at the pad of Necro and Pube and hung out on their roofed back patio for a few minutes sipping some brews and chomping on some chips until our RA Wishboneher commenced the circle. Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. Our hares drank a few times for laying trail and for having it go through a police blockade. Yours Truly MFP was accused of being first in, until Tinsel Tits foolishly admitted it, and we both drank. Magic Carpet Ride arrived in the room last just in time to drink for last in. The auto-hashers drank, the Uber hashers drank, and the intteruptus drank. Skidmarks drank for excusing us through the blockade. And our visitors of the day Johnson On the Spot and Beulah Ballbreaker drank. And sang us a song, told us a joke, and showed us a body part. Our virgin of the day, Just Sherri the 2nd, did her virgin down-down, after DWP gave her a demonstration. PubeHeAteHer drank for his birthday and did a side-side as well as Tinsel Tits. Many other hashers drank for many other things, including those who had dry lips. And in the middle of this, a grand effort to arrange the rapidly dwindling down-down cups into a pattern of a penis was upheld for a while. After down-downs were done, announcements were made and the hash got a piece. After circle we enjoyed some BBQ pork sandwiches with some tasty mac and cheese, coleslaw, more chips, tasty cookies and more brews. After trail birthday shenanigans included a piñata game, that involved a few hammers wielded by drunk, blindfolded, confused hashers smashing up the floor before finally the piñata bursted forth yielded many tasty treats. And then the music came on, with Pube and Pickle Dick and Devil Woman and Just Rich, and Just somebody playing in the band with guest vocals by yours truly and a few other people. And then a while into it, the birthday boy got his birthday pizza. And a fine time was had after this shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1217 this Saturday.On! On! MFP | |