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| Hash Number: | 1024 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1024 |
| When: | April 12, 2014 |
| Where: | 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Asshopper The Wetter the Better | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1024 When: Saturday, April 12, 2014 at 3pm Where: 715 Art Lane, Newark DE Who: Wetter the Better & Ass Hopper What Else: There will be a Jamaican theme, Jah Mon, no problem. Bring dry bags cause probably gonna rain.maybe a camp chair if ya got it handy. D'erections: Take I-95 exit 1 for 896 N (Newark). Stay right. Take right JUST AFTER W Chestnut Hill Rd (Old Matildas, now some weird restaurant name I forget) is on the right. The AFTER is a jug-handle to go back thru 896, effectively taking a left from 896). On W Chestnut Hill take the 3rd Right and go to the end. Folks coming N on 95 can get off an exit early and save the toll. Folks coming from north can make their way to 896 south and turn right on W Chestnut Hill. Third right is Art Lane. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Bunion's Bitch Butt Lite Circle Jerk Cock a Doodle Don't Cribsnatcher Dancing Fool Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Fast Eddie Groper Happy Ending Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Nip Fuck Nucking Futz Screaming Kegal Skidmarks The Wetter the Better Wet Lay Wingnuts Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1024 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the driveway of Ass Hopper and Wetter the Better’s pad on the fine spring day of April the 12th, 2014 AD, for a Jamaican themed hash. Yep, spring in is full fling now, and the weather was just about as perfect as it gets here in the midalantic region. Not too hot, not too cold, no rain, no cold breeze, and not too many bugs. Hashers I remember being present: Dirty Wet Pussy, Dead End, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Mary Fucking Poppins, Bunions Bitch, Groper, Dancing Fool, Circle Jerk with Fast Eddie, Do Me on the Beach, Buttlite, Nucking Futz, Mount Me, Nip Fuck, Wishboner, Woody, Happy Ending, Cribsnatcher, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Screaming Kegal, Just Morgan, Cock ‘a Doodle Don’t, Wing Nuts, and many, many others. …. Our hares of the day were Ass Hopper and Wetter the Better, who have been responsible for laying roughly 20 percent of all the trails in the last 3 years, slightly more than their fair share. Apparently, they like having us over. So cool. Anyway, not being in huge hurry we lounged in our chairs upon the side of their house enjoying the nice weather and chilling out to some reggae music for a while. While Dancing Fool mowed the neighbors yard again. But when Wishboner finally showed up, that was the cue that it was about time to get on trail. Our lovely African American Princess, Wetter the Better, explained the marks to our virgin, Just Morgan, and then it was time to get off, in more ways than one. On! On! Trail went through the neighbors yard again and out into the hood. We found a check. True trail went to the right down to West Chesnuts Hill Road where we found another check, and got confused for a while. Our newer boots and our visitor found true trail going into Rittenhouse Park, and those of us behind found a deer stampede, and Asshopper, apparently making an effort to sweep for the first time in my memory. On! On! Trail stayed on the West side of the Christina creek, went off up a hill for a little bit, back into the hood, and back onto the west side of the creek. And there more or less is where it stayed for a while, the west side of the Christina Creek. Some chumps got confused at a check, and unnecessarily crossed the creek and therefore had to cross back. Ha! Suckers! Never follow Wingnuts. On! On! Trail continued on the trail on the west side of the Christina creek. Crossing under a bridge or two. Our FRB for the moment, Cock’ A Doodle Don’t stopped in place for a while so he wouldn’t be in the front. We found a check at the fork of two trails that met back together anyway. True trail, of course went down the longer and muddier path. Shortly afterward we found the beer stop, and Wetter the Better who hauled in the mighty stash of brews. We enjoyed our brews for a while. For it took a long, long while for those in the back to catch up. Maybe cuz they followed Wingnuts, or maybe cuz they’re real slow. Who knows? It took a while for anybody to figure out where the next mark was supposed to be a going. So…. On! On! We continued on the west side of the Christina Creek, and interrupted some dirt bikers. After the last mark was long past. We realized it was time to turn back and were directed by one of the hares or somebody to go out onto Elkton Road, about where that Appleby’s is. And at this point, nobody found a mark. Well nobody but Mount Me, who usually auto-hashes, found the first mark and led the pack back on trail. Good for you Mount Me. On! On! Trail went onto the Christina Park Way Bridge, yep just straight up and down that long long road on that long , long bridge, where the FRB’s tend to stretch the distance between themselves and the walkers. Bunions Bitch appeared to be in the front along with me, Screaming Kegal and Just Morgan, but fained fatigue so that he wouldn’t be first in. But we didn’t far for that one. It didn’t matter anyway, for unbeknownst to us, Circle Jerk and Fast Eddie had already taken off way in front of us a while before On! On! Trail led us to the other side of the Christina Parkway bridge, then cut a right into the Cul’De Sac in Asshopper’s hood, then immediately took us back into the woods…this time…..on the….East side of the Christina Creek. We encountered some mud following the short path that took us right back to Asshoppers pad. There we were joined by auto-hasher Cribsnatcher and Happy Ending who showed up on his Harley. Eventually the rest of the pack straggled back in. We took our time getting circle started, so that the food could get ready, and Wishboner could hide the jello-shots for the Easter jello-shot hunt. Eventually Circle was opened, and awards and penalties were dished out. Circle Jerk got first in for the second week in a row, and Wet Lay got last yet again. Mount Me got an award for actually going on trail this time and being useful for a moment. Of course in the circle an award is the same thing as a penalty. Our visitor Screaming Regal from a hash down south, introduced himself, and we may be seeing more of him later. Our Virgin Just Morgan took his first down-down like a champ. And….then… I decided to turn the running of circle to one of our potential next RA’s, Wishboner, to audition her and see how she would do. Like her? Hate her? The AGM is coming up in a few weeks let your voice be heard. Eventually I took circle back over, and circle was closed. Immediately following was the Easter Jello-Shot hunt that seemed to be over in a few minutes. Afterwards we dined sandwiches of Jerk something, I don’t remember if it was chicken or pork, along with some fine coleslaw, French fries, veggie soup, a variety of chips, and some fine rum filled cupcakes baked by our hash baker Wetter the Better. And somebody, perhaps Dead End, was nice enough to pick of a case of Yuengling so we weren’t stuck drinking boxer light again. Let’s please not re-elect Spunk Monkey to beer meister folks, it can only get worse. And the fine weather continued into the late afternoon and the early evening as we enjoyed jamming out to some Jamaican tunes, and sat around a campfire for a while. But all and all it was another shitty trail….Though I will say Asshopper has slightly improved in his trail laying skills as of late. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1025 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |