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| Hash Number: | 1211 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1211 |
| When: | Oct. 4, 2017 |
| Where: | 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Asshopper The Wetter the Better | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1211 When: Saturday, October 14, 2017, at 3pm, HDT Where: 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE, 19713, please be nice about your parking skills regarding our neighbors. Who Hare: Asshopper and The Wetter The Better Why: Because wankers are slacking on picking up trail, so, cum suffer another one of ours! What Else: Stuff: A chair to sit on for the apres. Dry bag is always good! Hash Cash: $7.00 Friendlies: Trail is NOT dog-friendly. D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 1 for Route 896 N/Newark. Stay right and at the 2nd light, take a right just AFTER W Chestnut Hill Rd. The AFTER is a jug-handle to go across, there is no left turn lane at the light. On W Chestnut Hill Rd take the 3rd Right and go to the end. Folks coming N on I-95 can get off an exit early and save the toll and make their way to Rt. 896 South and turn right on W Chestnut Hill. If you get lost, Wetter/ Asshopper | Hashers |
| Asshopper Big Mother Fucker Bunion Butt Butt Lite Cousin It Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Famous Jack Gaydar The Penetrator Groper Jewel of Duh-Nile Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp No Time for Pussy Orgy-Porgy-Put-In-Pie PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket The Wetter the Better Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1211 So the slobbering pack gathered up once again at the Cul De’ Sac of Art Lane on the fine Saturday Afternoon of October the 14th, 2017 A.D. Hashers present included: PubeHeAteHer, NecroPheelMeUp, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Magic Carpet Ride, Woody, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Do Me On the Beach, Butt Lite, Big Motherfucker, Triple Whore Score, Vomit Comet, Just Grecia, Ragnar the Penetrator, No Time For Pussy, Spit Bucket, Orgy Porgy Put-N-Pie, Slut Master, Cousin It w/ Famous Jack, Groper, Devil Woman, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dirty Wet Pussy, Jewels of Duh-Nile and many, many others. Our hares of the day were once again Asshopper and Wetter the Better, who accepted this assignment on short notice. And so, we loafed about on lawn chairs enjoying some brews in the 60-ish weather. Until it was about time to embark on trail. Bunion Butt blew the hash horn, and yours truly circled us up. One of our hares Asshopper, attempted, over the voices of many others not paying attention, to do the chalk talk and explain the marks to our virgin that day, Just Grecia. There was to be a beer stop and a j-check. And we were to expect a Check-Back as well. And, soon enough we were off. On! On!We followed the small arrow though the neighbors yard and out into the neighborhood. A few marks and a few checks we spotted here and there until trail took us out onto South College Avenue and into the great cluster-fuck of traffic, pedestrians and crossing guards that always appears when the Fighting Blue Hens have a home game. Some of the FRB’s managed to quickly get through the heavily traveled intersection where they followed marks that took them close to the stadium and through a few tailgate parties. This until they came to a Check Back 69, meaning back to the start. Since most of us were stuck at the intersection for many minutes waiting for the appropriate walk signal to appear, we were spared that extra distance since before we could head that way, are usual FRB’s, Pube and Necro appeared coming back, followed by Skidmarks, Jewels of De-Nile, and Orgy Porgy Put-N-Pie. On! On!We ran back into the hood where we ran into the walkers, and followed the marks back to point A, where we saw Asshopper still there. A few folks stopped for an extra beer, while the rest of us kept on trucking. On! On!We followed marks into Rittenhouse Park. Some were easier to follow than others. After a few mis-interpreted checks the FRB’s ended up in the wrong spot for a little while, but found the right trail eventually where the walkers were being directed to go by the sweeping Wetter the Better. On! On!Trail went down the Christiana Creek for a while then up onto a path, across a slippery pedestrian bridge or two causing Skidmark’s to slip but not hash crash. Into the Arbour Park neighborhood we went. And up the steep hill that Chesnut Hill Rd is named after. Skidmarks found the J-check and wisely waited a bit for the DFL to get there so he didn’t have to go back down the hill and then back up it. Trail went down Chestnut Hill Rd a few feet. and into a neighborhood where we found a check and two false trails going in the direction of of cul-de-sacs. The FRB’s wondered for a little while then noticed a path going through two properties to Folk Park. We went around Folk Park and out onto Wedgewood Rd. Across the street he fancy named Bella Vista Condos we found an arrow into the woods of Iron Hill Park and then we came upon a beer near symbol and a few yards down, hidden in the creek was Asshopper with the beer and a Thermus of Mulled Wine. And so hashers one by one found there way down the steep in-bank-ment without crashing, somehow, amazingly. And we enjoyed our brews and our wine for a while. A civilian came wondering through and received some unsolicited advice from Skids on how to climb the embankment safety. “Don’t Fall or we may laugh.” And so might the trees, this according to Ragnar. Famous Jack was just about pooped at this point and had to catch a ride with Asshopper while the rest of us took off. On! On!We followed the trail through the grounds of the fancy Bella Vista Apartments. A few checks and falses were found before we came out to the adjourning neighborhood. Before coming out to Chestnut Hill Rd, just up the hill from point A on Art Lane. The often first in PubeHeAteHer, trying to break that nasty habit, feigned a limp a few yards before the On! In! mark, and so Spit Bucket crossed that first. Believing he was now in the clear, Pube accelerated back to full speed, and some racist behavior was witnessed as Spit Bucket and Orgy Porgy made an effort to keep up with him. And so, one by one, by two the slobbering pack arrived back to the start. With Triple Whore Score and Vomit Comet busy having some discussion walked in last. And we hung out for a few enjoying some chips and popcorn, enjoying some fancy brews provided by Cousin It. Before Yours Truly, MFP opened up the circle. Penalties and Awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. The first and the last ins drank. As did the racists. As did the interruptus. As did our virgin of the day Just Grecia. As did her sister Vomit Comet and many times as she refused to remove her headgear. Our visitor of the day, No Time for Pussy, sang us a fine song involving a Turkey that most of us had not heard before. Having no one admit to hash crash, Skidmarks was asked to drink for almost having one. Along with the other participants present for the CF stair climb fundraiser earlier that day, Along with those of us who traveled to Phoenix the previous week for the Inter-Am. After down-downs were done, announcements were made, and this cumming Saturday’s hares were recruited. And Woody let the hash go in peace. After circle we enjoyed some tasty grub, including Chili, Salad, Lentil soup and pumpkin pie. And many of us enjoyed the comfy campfire outside while listening to some cool grooves on the stereo. And a fine time was had. But all and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1212, the Cowboy Hash, this Saturday.On! On! MFP- | |