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| Hash Number: | 1025 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1025 |
| When: | April 19, 2014 |
| Where: | 307 Abbey Road, Berwyn, PA |
| Hares: | Yeswank | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1025 When: Saturday, April 19, 2014 at 3pm Where: 307 Abbey Road, Berwyn, PA 19312 (check your GPS for directions) Who: Yeswank What Else: Cum celebrate 3.0 decades of hashing! The plan: 3.0 miles (or kms-we'll see how I feel that morning); 3.0 piss-stops 3.0 tons of hash fun. Start time - 'round about 3.0'clock Dog friendly? Trail, yes, and apres, yes, (but not if it is not pouring down rain) Carpool: From MFP -- If anybody in the Newark area wants to carpool to Delinquents hash in Berwyn on Saturday, meet us at the park and ride on South College avenue and Rt. 4 across the road from the U of D stadium at 1:30pm. And keep in mind that this thing tends to work out better if more than one person is willing to drive. D'erections: From Delaware/I-95 - get on I-476 North, take Exit 9 (Rt 1 towards Media), off the exit follow to the direction of Media/Newtown Square (you should end up heading west at this point), take the Bypass. Take the 2nd exit off Rt 1, Rt. 252 North (that's a right off the exit). Follow 252 for about 8.5 miles (you'll pass - Rose Tree Park on right; PA Aqua Reservoir on left; Delaware Community College on right; cross Route 3; then you won't pass much of significance!) and take a right onto Evergreen Ln (this will be across from the greens of the Waynesborough hoitytoity Country Club [it's also the 2nd right after the light at St Andrews Drive]) - go to stop sign, go straight onto Sugartown Road; go about 0.3 miles - turn left onto Abbey Rd. House is about 0.3 miles up on the left. Or, from Rt 30 - turn SOUTH on Rt 252 (towards Newtown Square). At the second light - turn left onto Sugartown Road (although I believe the sign says something else - everyone says this is Sugartown!) - follow this road to a stop sign, and go left. Take first left onto Abbey Rd (there is a house for sale right at that corner). House is about .3 miles up on the left. | Hashers |
| Bunion Butt Delinkwent Devil Woman Dirty Little Pumper Dirty Wet Pussy Feral Pussy Handful of Cock Happy Ending Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me Pickle Dick Port-a-Ho Spunk Monkey STD Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Wet Lay Wickwacker Wingnuts Woody Woodpecker Yeast Infection Yeswank | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1025 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the backyard of Yeswank and Delinquents pad in Berwyn, PA on the fine spring day of April the 19th, 2014. The neighbors were busy cutting down all the trees in the yard, but alas Dancing Fool wasn’t there to mow their yard for them. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Wingnuts, Spunk Monkey, Hand Full O’ Cock, Porta-Ho, Woody, Dirty Wet Pussy, Dirty Little Pumper, Wickwacker, Mary Fucking Poppins, Feral Pussy, Toxic Shock, Happy Ending, Pickle Dick, Tinsle Tits, Mount Me with Cooper, STD, Devil Woman, Yeast Infection, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, and many, many others. Our Hares of the day were our two beloved old timers, Yeswank and Delinquent in honor of Yeswank’s 30th anniversary of hashing, though our notorious former RA claims he had nothing to do with it. We hung out on the back patio listening to some cool grooves on WXPN and drinking some cool brews, though I don’t recall any Boxer light this time, just Hams, Genesee and Milwaukie’s Special. Eventually the chalk talk commenced, and we were to be following a lot of faded chalk arrows along with a little bit of flour, that wasn’t too hard to see, once you knew what to look for. And so we were off, down the driveway and out onto the street. On! On! We took a left up the road and found a check. About 7 or 8 clearly visible marks going up a hill led to a false. And there was Spunk Monkey burning rubber going the right way trying to take advantage of his considerable lead. We down the road for a bit and found another, very faded check. True trail was eventually found and so was another faded check. The pack got stumped at this intersection for a little while, and after the 3rd time covering that small stretch of road, I found true trail and shortly after the first of 3 beer stops, in the small park off the road. Apparently there was some history here, for Yeswank’s first hash was in Paris France and so she served us some Heineken bottles, along with some French champagne. Well, according to the French the only real champagne is made by them, and not the Cold Duck I sometimes break out on my trails. We enjoyed our drinks for a bit, and Yeswank regaled us with some tales of hashing in the old days. Also hanging up on a bush was a t-shirt from the Paris hash, but it didn’t look like anybody had worn that or has fit into that for a while. On! On! Trail went through the park, and we were following flour for a bit. Trail then went out into an office complex for a bit, and then back onto the street, then back into the woods. Wingnuts of all people actually found true trail at several of the checks. But the rule still stands: “Never follow Wingnuts” On! On! Trail went out onto the road and into another hood. There was a double arrow at an intersection pointing both ways. But we only found marks going to the right. Wingnuts got himself lost again, but soon caught up to us. On! On! Trail went out onto a major road, and towards a small strip mall with a beer distributor in it. Behind the building we found our hares and the second beer stop. We enjoyed, along with Heineken, some Anchorsteam beer this time, and though this was advertised as the second of 3 piss stops, there was no place to piss without being in full view of the general public. Hanging up on the side of their car was a t-shirt from the San Francisco 69th hash, which was the 2nd group that Yeswank ran with. Unlike the Paris shirt, this shirt looked like it had been worn a few times. And by somebody who ate a whole bag of cheetos, then vomited on themselves. Anyway, by this point I had a pretty good buzz going on. On! On! Trail went out to Paoli Pike for a while, and the chalk marks seemed to get more and more faded. Well I was anyway. We found a check going up into a car dealership, and a patch of woods that was better to piss at, though it wasn’t true trail. Eventually Woody found the right way, going behind a bunch of buildings along Paoli Pike, then into another office complex where we found the 3rd beer stop. This time we were served wine, which yours truly succeed in knocking over and spilling a bunch of, to go along with more Heineken and Anchor steam. I’d say I was full blown drunk by this time. And I don’t remember a t-shirt hanging up anywhere, though I have some memory of the shirt for the 1000th run being displayed at some point. Delinquent then regaled us with tales of how he started the Philly Full Moon and Liberty Bell Hashes after he got fed up with the Philly turds and all their “rules.” I’m sure there’s another side to that story though, hee, hee, ho, ho, hum, hum. After enjoying our brews we were off again. On! On! Trail went somewhere, then nowhere, then somewhere. After 3 beer stops, the whole pack was pretty much staggering by this point. Some impatient hashers began walking in the general direction of where they knew the house was, and just so happened to find themselves walking over marks. On! On! Trail went back into the hood, then back into the woods, with some shiggy, and then led us back to the back yard where we started. There we were joined by auto-hashers Happy Ending, and STD who we haven’t seen for a while. Eventually circle was commenced and Delinquent needed to be politely reminded that he’s not RA anymore. Penalties and awards were dished out. Tinsle Tits got to drink for missing my ass when she tried to smack it while on trail. We had more than the usual interruptus this time, including the hares. Your RA, then briefly turned over circle to another potential next RA, Spunk Monkey. Like him? Hate him? The AGM is next week folks, let your voice be heard. So circle was closed, and announcements were attempted to be made. And Yeswank tried to take full advantage of the situation by unloading the boxes and boxes of hash gear she’s collected over the years on the rest of us. We then enjoyed a pre-Easter dinner, with a spiral cut ham, chicken, salad, some apple pie and some other tasty Easter treats. Dirty Little Pumper and Wingnuts had an intense Frisbee game going on for a bit. And the rest of us chilled out listening to some cool grooves to go along with our cool brews. All and all it was another shitty trail,………but Fuck the Philly Hash! For we always have a better time than they. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1026, The Officers Hash, this Saturday… On! On! MFP | |