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| Hash Number: | 1286 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1286 |
| When: | March 16, 2019 |
| Where: | 133 Sanford Rd, Pennsville, NJ |
| Hares: | Groper Up Piss Creek | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1286 When: Saturday, March 16, 2019 at 3pm HST Where: Groper's House, 133 Sanford Rd, Pennsville, NJ 08070 (10 minutes from DE Memorial Bridge) Who Hare: Groper and Up Piss Creek What Else: Be prepared to come, bleed green on trail (down-down will be issued if you do), and eat Irish Cuisine. Green attire welcome but not required. A healthy appetite and thirst is. Bring Dry bag and dry shoes. Friendlies: Doggies? No on trail and apres. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: Get yourself to the Delaware Memorial Bridge and into Zoo Jersey. Take the first exit, Rt. 49 towards Pennsville. Go about 2.5 miles and as the road bends, turn right onto Ferry Road, left onto Enlow Pl, left onto Highland, then quick right onto Rivera Drive. Follow Rivera to Sanford. Look for hashers, park, and hash. If lost contact at groper4@... or phone | Hashers |
| Asshopper Biatch Bunion Butt Cousin It Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Does It All Flygirl Groper Horny Hands Just TJ Lost Penis Mount Me Papsmear Pickle Dick RaidR Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Tinsel Tits Toxic Shock Up Piss Creek Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1286 From Virgin Hash Trashers On a windy somewhat sunny Saturday March 15, 2019 AD hash#1286 , the pack crosses over the Smell A Ware river to meet in greater Pennsville Zoo Jersey at the home of Groper. Hashers I remember seeing at some point were: Dirty Wet, Rugburn, Sandy Penis, Does it all, Just TJ, Just Gia, Just Anthony, Mount me and friend, Asshopper, Bunion, Wet Lay, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Do Me, Toxic Shock,Cousin It, Pap Shmear, Horny Hands, Spitbucket, Tinsel Tits,Pickle Dick,Slut Master,RaidR, Biatch, Dead End, and many more. Our hares of the day were Groper, Up Piss Creek, and their mystery Harriet Fly Girl. We circled in the street which seemed like a possible death sentence but, the hares standing on the sidewalk assured us no cars would run us down. Chalk talk was lead by our RA for the day Skidmarks. The trail marks were explained to the virgins, and they were told just remember, stay with the pack. After Up Piss Creek laid a blue arrow, it was on on down the road towards the river. On On!The FRBs, in a matter of minutes, were already leading us up the windy street to a place where no one found marks, except a false. With the FRB’s in a fog, the hare exclaimed, “look for marks, they are there.” Finally, we were lead to a muddy field, where at least we were out of the almost hurricane force wind. On On!Running over what looked like a farmers field, some of us came to a check and other wankers ignored true trail and kept going straight. The half minds collectively made the right decision. On On!Further through the field we came to a road and then crossed over into wetlands, as this is Zoo Jersey, of course. After getting our shoes wet and somewhat muddy, we came out to a development, back on the road again. On On!Shortly there after we came upon a beer near into the back yard of a friend of one of the Hares. Wow not only did he give us some of his homemade brew but let us warm up in his man cave complete with heat, flat screen, and memorabilia from his WrestleMania days. After we quaffed down some delicious home brew, it was on on again. On On!Down the street we go. About a block or so down the street one of the hares, Up Piss Creek, stopped while most of the pack kept going. Looking for a check or some reason he was hanging back I decided it was time for a nature break. Into the woods I go and what to my wandering eyes did appear ? A check ... The pack had been led to a quarter mile check back. After a brief nature stop, it was ... On On! The trail led to mountain bike moguls not as fun to run on as to mountain bike. Shortly thereafter, we were lead out into another development. This was a runners delight, as it was all road at this point. After what seem like 2 miles, we came to another beer near. The all familiar neighborhood bar establishment “Scooters.” There we drank swill and waited for the rest of the pack to join us. One of the locals asked about our group and told us there was free ham and cabbage. After all it was almost St Paddy’s day and our timing was perfect. On On!We all knew it was a country mile back to the On In so the hares decided it was time for a turkey/eagle split. The turkeys could ride back in the SUV and the eagles could run into the wind all the way back. Some wankers did the latter enjoying the sunny day, gale-force winds, and white caps on the Smell A Ware River. After returning to the On In, we circled up and our RA for the day “Skidmarks” led us in a song. Down-downs were delved out for the usual stupid stuff while the virgins wondered if they would ever do this again. We got to sing happy birthday to Up Piss Creek, Bunion Butt, and Mount Me’s new friend. After enjoying a wonderful Irish meal which included Shepard’s pie (thanks to Up Piss Creek) and Irish stew and coleslaw (Thanks to Flygirl), we sang happy birthday and enjoyed a delicious spice cake from Wet Lay’s magical kitchen along with delicious clover leaf butter cookies from Groper, who really wanted to cook Italian, but decided to go with the ☘️ Irish theme for a day. All in all, it was yet another shitty trail. Don't forget next weeks Hockessin Hash #1287 is a joint hash with Philly, see details and rego. On On!Tinsel Tits and Pickle Dick | |