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| Hash Number: | 1436 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1436 - Hashy Barfday Trail |
| When: | Jan. 15, 2022 |
| Where: | Park and Ride on Rt 1 and Rt 273, Christiana, DE |
| Hares: | Port-a-Ho With Horns On His Tits | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1436, Hashy Barfday Trail When: Saturday, January 15, 2022 at 3:00 PeeM HST Where: Park n' Ride at Rt. 273 and Rt. 1, in Christiana, DE. Who Hare: With Horns on His T*ts B-day Hash (w/assistance from Port-a-Ho) What Else: ?? Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: Trail probably ok for dogs. D'erections: From I-95, take Rt. 1 South and take the Rt. 273 exit. Take a right onto Rt. 273 and another quick right onto Rt. 7 N. Park, don't ride, and hash. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Asshopper Bunion Butt Butthead Circle Jerk Clark Cunt Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Wet Lay With Horns On His Tits | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1436So the slobbering pack gathered up at the Park and Ride in ye ole’ Christiana, Delaware on the fine brisk and windy winter afternoon of January the 15th, 2022 AD.Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Groper, Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Butthead, 7th Hole, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Clark Cunt, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Dirty Wet Pussy, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Dancing Fool, and perhaps a few others.Our hares of the day were the birthday boy, With Horns on His Tits, with help from our always helpful hare razor Porta’Ho.And so we enjoyed some brews along with some mead, provided by our hare, and plenty of wind whilst waiting for our late arriving RA for the day, Skidmarks to open circle for chalk talk.Our hares explained to us to look out for blue flour, along with a beer stop and a shot stop, a Turkey/Eagle split a J check or two along with a check back or two. As it was not getting any warmer, soon enough we were off.On! On! Trail took a few moments to find as the true trail arrow pointed in the general direction of old Christiana, something was found going over the bridge and marks took us into the woods.On! On! Trail went through some shiggy for a while. Going this way and that. Pube or somebody reached the first J-check and had to head back to the back. Soon enough we came across the shot stop and so enjoyed some yummy chocolate pudding shots for a while and snow started to come down for a bit. Soon enough we were back on trail.On! On! Trail stayed in the woods for a while, well at this point it was in Lewden Green Park I believe, with a nice view of the Christiana River and a nice asphalt path. Soon we came to the Turkey/ Eagle split, with the eagle just going up the adjacent hill for a little while before looping back to the song check, which the turkeys went to in a more direct route. A song or two was sung, and back on trail we went again.On! On! Trail stayed in the park for a while longer, Pube found the other J-Check, and we came to a water crossing -- not that hard for the more coordinated of us to get across dry, though. Eventually trail took us out to Airport Road, and across the way we found Porta-Ho, and the auto hashing Pokemon Ho at the beer stop with a cooler for us. And so we enjoyed a brew and the snow began to abate before we went on trail again.On! On! Trail went down Route 273 for a click or two before heading back into the park, where we found another check or two. Trail took us back out onto the road and back to point A. Where a few hashers found to their chagrin that the ports-potty was padlocked up, and thus had to go through a hole in the fence to find a place to pee in some seclusion. One by one by two the hashers straggled back. And then most of us headed back to Porta-Ho’s pad for the circle and the Apres’. After we crowded into the garage, our RA for the day, Skidmarks opened up circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. The usual offenses were drank for, with not too many accusations this time. As it was cold. Our Birthday Boy, Horns on his Tits, did his birthday down down. Then a few announcements were made and the hash went in peace.After circle our hares treated us to some fine grub which included fried chicken, mac and cheese, and an 8 foot long sandwich, to go along with our beer and a tasty birthday cake courtesy of Dancing Fool, I think. And Porta-Ho broke out another card game that involved people embarrassing themselves and a fine time was had.Stay Tuned for Hockessin Hash #1437 this cumming Saturday.On! On! MFP | |