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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 1435 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1435 |
| When: | Jan. 8, 2022 |
| Where: | 401 New London Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Port-a-Ho | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1435 When: Saturday, January 8, 2022 at 3:00 PeeM HST Where: Food Lion parking lot, 401 New London Road, Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: Port A Ho Why: Cuz trail can’t lay itself. What Else: Stay for Eagles against Dallas game at Pube’s and Necro’s after the hash. Dry bag for on after (just in case), chairs, and anything else you may want to have with you for the football game. Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: Trail probably ok for dogs. D'erections: From I-95, take exit 3 to Rt. 273/Newark. Follow Rt. 273 to Newark, and turn right on Capitol Trail/Rt. 2. Turn left onto Cleveland Ave after railroad underpass. Turn right on New London Rd. (Rt. 896). Turn left on Country Club Dr. and park in the shopping center lot. Park and hash. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Butthead Circle Jerk Clark Cunt Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Fre re Coq Coq Groper Just Chip Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Spunk Monkey Tinsel Tits Triple A-hole | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1435So, the slobbering pack gathered up at the far end of the parking lot of Fairfield Shopping center in Newark, De on the fine Winter afternoon of January the 8th, 2022 AD.Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Groper, Triple A-Hole, 7th Hole, Dirty Wet Pussy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Butthead, Just Chip, Fara Caca, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Clark Cunt and perhaps a few others.Our Hares of the day included our lovely hare razor Porta’Ho, who conceived and laid the marks as well as Spunk Monkey who cooked up the grub for after.And so we hung out in parking lot for a little while enjoying some brews and jello shots and snacks as well as sharing stories of our misadventures during the holidays before our RA for the day, Skidmarks, opened up circle for the chalk talk. Our hares explained to us to look for blue marks and to expect a beer stop and a Jello-shot stop. Along with a check back and a Turkey/Eagle split. Soon enough we were off.On! On! The true trail arrow beckoned us straight before taking a left and taking us behind the shopping center. Out onto Country Club drive we went and immediately encountered a check with many falses. Eventually true trail was found going along side the apartment complex and down the road to Fairfield Park where we found the Porta-Ho and the first beer near. And so we enjoyed our brews and the fine winter air for a while before heading back on trail again.On! On! Trail took us out of the park and into the neighborhood for a while before going back out onto Country Club Drive.On! On! Trail took us down the drive for a bit before breaking right into the West Branch neighborhood where we encountered the Turkey/Eagle split. Eagle trail went around and around the hood for a while whilst the Turkey Trail went a more direct route to the Jello Shot near in front of the neighborhood park. And so the Turkeys for the most part arrived first. While those in the very back of the Eagle Pack, Butthead and Triple A hole, had to be waited for for quite a while, as apparently they followed somebody front of them who wasn’t even on the hash. But never the less, we enjoyed our Jello shots and a beer or two before Porta-Ho pointed to the On! In!, which in this case led to more trail.On! On! The On In mark took us to more marks down Casho Mill Road. The marks banged a left going up Nottingham Road and then another left going into the Newark Country Club, and since it was cold enough we did not interrupt anybody’s round of golf.On! On! Trail took us down the golf cart path and near the end of that our FRB’s PubeHeAteHer and NecroFeelMeUp stopped to get some snow balls ready, thus scaring some of us for a while from proceeding forward. After this Trail banged another left back onto Country Club Drive in view of point A and one by one by two the hashers straggled back and eventually made to Necro and Pubes back patio across the street for the circle.Our RA for the day Skidmarks opened up circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. Our hares drank once or twice. As did our first in. As did our last. Just Chip drank for interruptus. And several other hashers drank for several other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace.After circle we enjoyed some pork and stuffing along with some chickpea stew made by Spunk Monkey and later some cheese sticks and sun chips provided by our hosts, to go along with our beer while we enjoyed a football game or two. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1436 this cumming Saturday.On! On! MFP | |