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| Hash Number: | 1430 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1430 - Brisk Wintery Hash |
| When: | Dec. 4, 2021 |
| Where: | 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Asshopper The Wetter the Better | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1430, Brisk Wintery Hash When: Saturday, December 4, 2021 at 2:00pm HST (note the time!) Who Hare: Wetter the Better and Asshopper Where: 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE, 19713. Park kindly. Why: Well, try to do something special, for happy beautiful endorphin oxytocin buzz, for beer, and for shiggy (but no bugs). You can rely on friends ... and the Mandolorian to show "This is the way". THE HOCKESSIN HASH WILL BE WITH YOU, always. What Else: The standard H4 marks will be used. Bring your chair and dry-bag (if lucky, AH will skip water-crosding, and WTB will let us inside, sans shoes). If you haven't been vaccinated, please wear a mask when needed and follow protocols to keep each other safe! Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: Kids and dogs should be leashed. D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 1 for Route 896 N/Newark. Stay right and at the 2nd light, take a right JUST AFTER W Chestnut Hill Rd. The AFTER is a jug-handle to go across, there is no left turn lane at the light. On W Chestnut Hill Rd take the 3rd Right and go to the end. Folks coming N on I-95 can get off an exit early and save the toll and make their way to Rt. 896 South and turn right on W Chestnut Hill. Politely park in the hares' hood and hash. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Asshopper Bag of D's Bunion Butt Butt Lite Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Clark Cunt CU Next Ten Years Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Groper Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins My Other Car is a Vulva NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze Second Cumming Skidmarks The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Tits of Steel Toxic Shock Wet Lay With Horns On His Tits | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1430So the slobbering pack met up at the Cul De’ Sac at the end of Art Lane in Newark, De on the blustery afternoon of December the 4th, 2021 AD for the first December hash of this year.Hashers I remember being present included: Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Toxic Shock, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Groper, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, With Horns on his Tits, Dirty Wet Pussy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’ Mon Ho, Bag of D’s, Just Piper, Just Mason, 7th Hole, Purple Haze, C U Next Ten Years, Butt Lite, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Tits of Steel, Cause For Blindness, Dancing Fool, Clark Cunt and likely a few others.Our hares and hosts for the day were once again Asshopper and Wetter the Better. And so we hung out on the back patio for a while enjoying some brews and some conversation and the fire pit and some chairs.Eventually our RA for the day Skidmarks circled us up for the chalk talk. Whilst Wetter was inside getting the post trail grub ready, Asshopper briefly explained the marks. He told us to look for his usual faded blobs of flour and to expect one beer near in some shiggy and a Jolly J or two. Boy! oh Boy! have those made a cum back lately. With the small chalk arrow pointing in the general direction of where to find marks. Soon enough we were off.On! On! Trail took us though the backyard and out into the neighborhood where we immediately came across a check that that held us up for a minute or two, with a really long false going down the hill. Don’t you love those?On! On! Trail took us out close to Christiana Parkway where we found another check with true trail going through the shiggy and into Rittenhouse Park. A few hashers tried shortcutting and found themselves on the wrong side of the Christina Creek. While true trail went over the bridge and got us on the right side without getting us wet.On! On! Trail followed the beaten path in the woods along the creek before taking us into the Arbour Park, whilst Clark Cunt decided to show off his bugle playing skills, though I don’t recall him being elected hash horn.On! On! Trail went up and up and up the hill in Arbour Park before eventually taking us out to Chestnut Hill Road. Here a few FRB’s mistakingly went down the hill back to the hares house before realizing there were not any marks going that way.On! On! Trail went across Chestnut Hill Road and into the neighborhood that backs up to Folk Park, where eventually the FRB’s found the beer near mark and the cooler of beer many yards into the shiggy. And so the cooler of beer was taken a little bit closer to the beaten path for the benefit of the rest of the pack as they straggled in to enjoy a brew for a little while. Soon enough we were off.On! On! The FRB’s managed to sniff out trail through some shiggy and into the Villa Belmont Condo complex. Marks led through past the condos and onto Chestnut Hill Road where we immediately encountered the On! In! mark, and so we found our way back through Rittenhouse park or various other routes back to point A, here we encountered the late cumming Dancing Fool who got busy working on the yard.One by one the hashers straggled back in, with the late cumming Tits of Steel emerging from the woods just as circle was getting started.Our RA for the day, Skidmarks opened up circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung down-downs were done. The hares drank. Pube drank for first in and Tits of Steel for last. Our interruptus drank. A hash crash or two drank. Just Mason got named -- My Other Car is a Vulva, because he owns a Volvo. And Just Piper got named Second Cumming, for being a second generation hasher. Poke’mon Ho drank for auto hashing and for having an upcoming birthday, and got her first birthday side-side, and our first side-side doing for a while. And many other hashers drank for many other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace.After circle our hares treated us to some wonderful chili and fixings and garlic bread. And we enjoyed our brews and more fire pit time. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1431, this cumming Saturday.On! On! MFP | |