Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Details
Hash Number:1429
What:Hockessin Hash #1429 - …. being very, very similar to, and yet still only marginally different from, HHHH #1369
When:Nov. 27, 2021
Where:University Plaza, Newark, DE
Hares:Bunion Butt
Wet Lay
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What: Hockessin Hash #1429, …. being very, very similar to, and yet still only marginally different from, HHHH #1369.
When: Saturday, November 27, 2021 at 3:00pm HST (note the time as being the generally accepted and expected time for the Hockessin Kennel’s Saturday gathering.)
Who Hare: Wet Lay and Bunion Butt (a Caring Hash Haring Couple© since 2005)
Where: Let’s plan to meet in beautiful Ogletown, Delaware near the quaint crossroads of Interstate 95 and US Route 273 near the University Plaza shopping center.
What Else: The experienced hasher comes fully prepared for food & beer & cheer. The experienced hasher comes fully prepared for chilly, blustery weather, whether that be pre- or post-hash. Expect a chilly and blustery Hash-Apres.
Hash Cash: $7
Friendlies: Kids & dogs will both enjoy the brisk romp through the fast-changing Christiana – Ogletown suburbs.
D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 3 (Route 273 East) toward Dover. After you exit the ramp onto Rt 273 East, almost immediately make the first right onto Chapman Road. Travel less than 1/3 mile and turn left onto Lawrence Drive (where a sign indicates Cambridge/Stockton). Make a quick left into parking lot. Find Hashers. Park. Hash.
Hashers
Bunion Butt
Circle Jerk
Dirty Little Pumper
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Groper
Just Shaggy
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All
Port-a-Ho
Purple Haze
Spunk Monkey
Toxic Shock
Wet Lay
Hash Trash
Trash for Hockessin Hash #1429So the slobbering pack met up in a lot just off of Chapman Rd, just outside of Newark, De on the more than moderately windy and chilly afternoon of Saturday, November the 27th, 2021 AD for the post Thanksgiving hash.Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Dirty Wet Pussy, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Porta’Ho, Toxic Shock, Purple Haze, Magic Carpet Ride, Poke’mon Ho, Mary Fucking Poppins, Spunk Monkey, Groper, Dirty Little Pumper, Just Shaggy, Just Shara, and perhaps a few others.Our hares of the day were the dynamic duo of Wet Lay and Bunion Butt who claimed on the announcement that the trail was very closely going to resemble one that they had laid the past, but fortunately for them most of us don’t have that accurate of a memory.And so we hung out for a while in the wind, sipping some brews, and being RA-less that day waiting to see which one of us would step to circle us up for chalk. Eventually no one stepped up so Bunion Butt explained the flour marks to our virgin just Shara then laid down the arrow mark pointing in the general direction of which we were to pick up trail. Soon enough we were off.On! On!
The arrow pointed us to some other arrows pointing in the opposite direction these being the arrows that were there to direct us to where to park. Eventually a dollop or two was found going in a different direction and when we hit these, Bunion Butt tried to inform us that he forgot to tell us to also look out for pink ribbons.On! On!
Trail took us into the neighborhood, behind the University Plaza shopping center and then onto what was once recently woods but has now recently been turned to gravel to make way for a new Wawa and Chick Fillet, I understand. A few checks and false trails were found by the FRB’s, or in this case, FWB’s.On! On!
Trail did take us through a few trees and past a drainage pond, where Dirty Little Pumper choose to demonstrate his manhood by leaping over a ditch that was easy enough to go around.On! On!
Trail went through some shiggy and out to Old Baltimore Pike, where we came across the Be Very Careful mark. And careful we had to be, indeed, as there was much traffic going across that road on the way to Christiana Mall.On! On!
Purple Haze found marks going into the Delmarva Property and behind the fence and we stayed in the woods for a while until the marks took us out to the Rain Tree village neighborhood, giving some of us, who have been hashing a while the suspicion that the beer stop was soon. And so it was. In the cul de sac there was the Beer Near mark pointing in the direction of the end of that road where La Casa De Bunion de Wet Butt Lay happens to be located. And so there we were joined by the auto hashing Porta and Pokemon Ho’s. And we enjoyed our brews and some snacks brought by Spunk Monkey whilst our hares gave us the grand tour of the nice new fancy addition to their house which is under progress. In addition, they requested that we each autograph the studs that will soon enough be covered up by dry wall. And soon enough we were off again.On! On!
Our hare directed us to go back to the beer near mark to find the rest of trail, which unsurprisingly took us to the left. Back out to cross Old Baltimore Pike we went -- though in this case it was slightly less hazardous as this crossing provided us with a cross walk and a traffic light.On! On!
Trail took us through the Valarno neighborhood and through the public park at the bottom and then through the woods for a little while, leading us with pink ribbons. Eventually we trespassed into the property which once belonged to Comcast and onto Wakefield drive, where the marks were becoming less obvious as the sun was going down. Some of the hashers just cut back the long way, as we were so close to point A, while some hung behind directions on how to take the more direct shorter route through the shiggy.One by one the hashers straggled back to point A. With one of our auto hashers bailing early, and our virgin who last in and her proxy who was second to last in,bailing a little less early just before circle got started.On this RA-less occasion, our infrequent regular and traveling hash ambassador, Spunk Monkey pick up the mantle to run circle, after passing out this wonderful hot butter rum he brought with him.Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. Our hares drank once or twice. Yours truly MFP, drank for being first in. And Magic Carpet Ride drank for being 3rd to last, since the last and second to last had already parted. Poke’Mon Ho drank for being the one remaining auto hasher. Several hashers drank for interruptus and for blood on trail. And as it was cold, not too many accusations or announcements were thrown out and the hash went in peace.After circle our hares treated us to beers and pizza over at the Chow Pizza Parlor nearby in the University Plaza Shopping center and a fine time was had.Stay Tuned for Hockessin Hash #1430 this cumming Saturday.On! On!
MFP