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| Hash Number: | 1428 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1428 - Don’t Be a Turkey! |
| When: | Nov. 20, 2021 |
| Where: | Smedley Park, Media, PA |
| Hares: | Clark Cunt Groper | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1428, Don’t Be a Turkey! When: Saturday, November 20, 2021 at 2:00pm HST, Note the 2:00pm Start Who Hare: Groper and Clark Cunt (a virgin hare, BTW) Where: Smedley Park, Papermill Rd, Springfield, PA 19064 or Springfield Trail - Smedley Park Crum Creek Bridge (Paper Mill Rd Le Grand Parking Lot) What Else: Food and beer and cheer. About 15 minute drive from Smedley Park. Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: No kids on trial or at apres. Dogs welcome on trail but not at apres. (Cat at apres is not dog friendly) D'erections: From Wilmington area from I-95 North to Philly: 1. Get on I-95 north (duh) towards Philadelphia 2. Take exit 7 to merge onto I-476 North (aka the Blue Route) 3. Take exit 3 east toward Swarthmore 4. Turn right and merge onto East Baltimore Pike 5. Take immediate left into Smedley Park on Paper Mill Road 6. GO the end of the road to the last BIG parking lot. Meet under the highway. From points North such as Allentown and Schnecksville: 1. Take 476 South towards Chester 2. Take exit 3 east toward Swarthmore 3. Take a left on to East Baltimore Pike 4. Take a left into Smedley Park on Paper Mill Road and see No. 6 above. D’erections to Aprés 328 Lombardy Road, Drexel Hill PA (from Smedley Park): 1. Turn left on to East Baltimore Pike 2. Turn left on to N Bishop Avenue (which magically/deliciously becomes Garrett Road) 3. Turn right on to Lombardy Road 4. My house 328 Lombardy Rd, Drexel Hill is on the right before Marshall Road. 5. Look for a red brick house with a flag out front. Keep your shirts on, there’s plenty of street parking. 6. If you get excited, don’t worry. There’s a bowling alley nearby and plenty of dives to beer in…on-on. | Hashers |
| Biatch Butt Lite Cause for Blindness Clark Cunt Do Me On the Beach Groper Jubal Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins My Other Car is a Vulva Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All RaidR Second Cumming Skidmarks Toxic Shock | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1428So, the slobbering pack gathered up on in the way back Le Grand parking lot of Smedley Park, the scene of quite a flag football tournament in Springfield, Delaware County, PA on the brisk late fall afternoon of November the 20th, 2021 AD.Hashers I remember being present included: Do Me on the Beach, Buttlite, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Toxic Shock, Cause For Blindness, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Magic Carpet Ride, Just Piper, Just Mason, RaidR, Biaotch, Jubol, and probably a few others.Our hares of the day included Groper, and Clark Cunt who came up with most of this plan for his virgin haring.And so we hung out in the lot for a few drinking some brews until it was time to circle up, at the top of a hill from there and under the bridge at the great behest of the hares.Our hares explained to us that there would be 3 Turkey Eagle Splits, but that there wouldn’t be that much of a difference in distance so it shouldn’t hurt the slowest fuck in the pack to try at least one eagle. We were also told that there would not be too much shiggy except for the part with the one beer stop, and a few Jolly J’s to look out for.Soon enough we were off.On! On!Trail took us into the woods and quickly to the first Turkey/ Eagle split. The Turkeys went down hill whilst the Eagle trail went to the higher ground.On! On!Trail took us back the the park and to some railroad tracks where it took a little time to find the marks. Trail took us along side the flag football game and up, up, up a hill. Somewheres around there our FRB for almost the whole hash, Skidmarks, found the Jolly J, and had to head back or wait back for the DFL, that I don’t think he ever found.On! On!Trail took us around the hill and across a few water crossings. Then under a bridge with a neat steel walkway we went. Shortly after we came to the next Turkey/Eagle split where the Turkey went down the hill and the Eagle went up.On! On!We came to an elaborately laid check with no less than 3 long false trails laid. With the true one being the least obvious as usual. Up the hill we went until we came to a half-burned down pavilion where we came across a song check mark and a beer near mark, though near was a very relative term in this case.As so us FRBs wasted many minutes looking through the bushes and the thorns nearby for those hidden bags of beer until Clark Cunt showed up and hastened us to continue following marks up the hill. With more of the hare's directions we found the beer many yards away near the side of the interstate and decided to bring it down hill and back to the pavilion where eventually the walkers caught up with us. And we enjoyed our brews and enjoyed some songs whilst blockading the bike trail that went right through there which featured many irritated mountain bikers before it was time to go on trail again.On! On!Trail led us up hills and down hills and to another Turkey/Eagle split, past a playground or two, and a trashcan or two before taking us back to parking lot we met at.Once again, at the hares bequest, we hauled the beer up back up the hill and under the bridge for the circle so as not to disturb the other park visitors. Bags of chips were broke out. And eventually our RA for the day, Skidmarks opened up circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done.Our hares drank a few times. Then first in and last. Along with interruptus and our auto hashers. And several other hashers drank for several other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace.After circle we adjourned to Clark Cunts pad a few miles farther up the interstate where we enjoyed burgers, pizza, brownies, and more beer. Along with a soccer game and some college football and some story telling. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1429 this cumming Saturday, and Happy Thanksgiving!On! On!MFP | |