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| Hash Number: | 1425 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1425 - The Halloween Hash and Karaoke Show-Down! |
| When: | Oct. 30, 2021 |
| Where: | 404 New London Road, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1425, The Halloween Hash and Karaoke Show-Down! When: Saturday, October 30, 2021 at 6:00PM ***note the change in time, wankers!! Pre-lube on the hasher deck. Where: 404 New London Road, Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: NecroPheelMeUp and PubeHeAteHer Why: On-On and Happy Halloween!! What Else: Cum in COSTUME!!! If you are “too cool for school,” a costume will be provided for you to wear which you will not like. Baby-faces, bring I.D. on trail for the BN’s. What Else-Else: Après will include a Karaoke contest, so get your act together and be creative! There will be a democratic voting process and prizes for: Best Costume, Best Karaoke performance, Best Costume/Karaoke song combo. Hot tub will be open and plenty of crash space is available. Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: Not dog nor kid friendly. D'erections: From I-95, take exit 3 to Rt. 273/Newark. Follow Rt. 273 to Newark, and turn right on Capitol Trail/Rt. 2. Turn left onto Cleveland Ave after railroad underpass. Turn right on New London Rd. (Rt. 896). Turn left on Country Club Dr. and park in the shopping center lot. Park, don your Halloween costume, pre-lube, and hash. | Hashers |
| Anal Drip Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Clark Cunt Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Fre re Coq Coq I'll Respect You In The Morning Kitchen Bitch Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Smells Like Hash Spirit Sporto The Wetter the Better Toxic Waste Troma Queen | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash#1425So the slobbering pack gathered up behind the hares pad on New London Road in Newark De on the spooky evening of October the turdeth, 2021 AD for the Halloweenie hash.Hashers I remember being present with costumes I remember not as well included: Skidmarks (Highland Warrior), Lost Penis (Bee), Asshopper (Snowman), Wetter the Better (Elsa from Frozen), Circle Jerk (Baseball Player), Do Me on the Beach (Cave Woman), Dirty Wet Pussy (Shot Girl), Kitchen Bitch (Goblin), Beulah Ballbreaker (Dinosaur), Dancing Fool (Himself), Cause For Blindness (??????), Mary Fucking Poppins (Spooky Jesture, later the Phantom), Poke’Mon Ho (Ghost Buster, later Christine from the Phantom), Toxic Waste (Loki variant #1), Troma Queen (Loki variant #2), I’ll Respect You in the Morning (Loki variant #3), The Hasher Formerly Known as Scporto (Soccer Coach Loki variant), Porta Ho (Little Red Riding Hood), Just Fab (The Big Bad Wolf), Clark Cunt (Ninja? or Kato?) Smells Like Hash Spirit (Rosie the Riverter), Anal Drip ( Character from Easy Rider????), and perhaps a few others.Our hares and hosts for the day were once again NecroFeelMeUp (The Bride from Kill Bill) and PubeHeAteHer (Elle Driver from Kill Bill), who once again arranged for quite the party this time to celebrate Halloween for the first time in a few years.And so we hung out on their back porch for a while. Yes, this time literally for a while, though not sipping brews from our Beer Meister had some auto trouble. But eventually DWP arrived in once piece and with the beer and so we did the chalk.Our hares told us to look for standard marks and that we might need some form of ID for the Beer Near. And soon enough we were off.On! On!Trail took us down New London Road and we banged a left onto U of D campus. Our hares strutted in the front the whole time, while no one else made much of an attempt to run ahead of them, making it, for the most part not necessary to look for marks the entire time.On! On!We encountered many students some of them dressed up or getting ready to get dressed up for their Halloween Ho-down festivities. Clark Cunt started playing his little flute thing and for quite awhile to give other hashers something to complain about.On! On!Trail took us down North College Avenue and banged a left onto Cleveland Ave. Some of the pack who were dragging in the back got left too far behind. And got too far confused and so wandered onto Main Street waiting to run into the rest of us.On! On!We wandered up Cleveland Ave encountering more costumed and uncostumed college students. Trail went down Chapel Street where we saw the remnants of many parties that had occurred earlier in the day. Trail took a right on New Street so that we could walk past the graveyard where we encountered a check that nobody fell for.On! On!Trail took us down Choate Street so that we could heckle and be heckled by more young people then took us out onto Main Street where we encountered some of the lost hashers.On! On!We went across to the other side of Mainstreet and down the road to Grottos, where the beer near was originally intended to be. As the place was well packed to capacity and there was a very long and slow moving line to get in, our hares wisely decided to move us a few blocks down the street.On! On!After we waited for everyone to catch up, our hares led us down the rest of Mainstreet and to the good ole’ Deer Park, which had plenty of room for us. And so the hash tab was opened and we enjoyed some brews and took some pictures. And soon enough we were off. Not before somebody helped themselves to some left over nachos from other patrons.On! On!We wandered up New London Road past Cleveland Avenue where we encountered the On! In! mark, and took the most direct route back to point A. Lost Penis having taken a start ahead of the rest of the pack got first in, and I cannot remember who got last. Just as circle was almost beginning, Dancing Fool arrived fashionably late with his portable recycling center in tow.After hanging for a few our RA for the day, Skidmarks opened up circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done.Our hares drank a few times. Then did our first in and last, and everyone who went disguised as a Loki variant. Our beer meister, DWP drank for being late. And Clark Cunt drank for playing his flute too much. Our interruptus drank and a few other folks drank for a few other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace.After circle we enjoyed several varieties of Chili, along with some chips, cheeses, cookies, and candy. And then came the karaoke contest. Which was quite a hoot. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1426 this cumming Saturday.On! On!MFP | |