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| Hash Number: | 1423 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1423 - Month of Skidmarks, Bring out your Virgins Trail 3 |
| When: | Oct. 16, 2021 |
| Where: | 1105 Pocopson Rd, West Chester, PA |
| Hares: | Skidmarks | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1423, “Month of Skidmarks, Bring out your Virgins” Trail 3 When: Saturday, October 16, 2021 at 3:00 PeeM HST Where: Popcopson Elementary, 1105 Pocopson Rd, West Chester, PA 19382, 39.901233230951554, -75.62998883381879 Who Hare: Skidmarks What Else: Again, we have virgin territory for H4. This will be interesting as Skidmarks has not had a chance to actually scout trail in person, just via Google maps. What could go wrong! Don't worry ... he'll scout soon. Guessing a shiggy factor of 4 out of 10. Planning on having some food after trail. If you need it Hash Cash: $7 unless you bring a Virgin, then you hash cash is paid by Skidmarks. Friendlies: Dog and kid friendly. D'erections: While the official address is West Chester, it's really the just the Chadds Ford area, so not that far away. For most of yous cuming from DE, you'll be taking Rt. 52 or Rt 202 North and turning on Rt. 926. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Bunion Butt Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Clark Cunt Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Fast Eddie Lost Penis PubeHeAteHer Queen Pissayana Skidmarks Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Tits of Steel Wet Lay Wingnuts Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash#1423, Month of Skidmarks Hash #3So, the slobbering pack met up in MORE VIRGIN territory at the ass-end of the Pocopson Elementary School parking lot on the outskirts of West Chester, PA on a then sunny, but quickly becoming ominously gray, windy afternoon of Saturday, October 16th, 2021 AD.Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included: Circle Jerk with Fast Eddie, Do Me On the Beach, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Dirty Wet Pussy, Beulah Ball-Breaker, Queen Pissonya, Tits of Steel, Spunk Monkey, Clark Cunt, Wishboneher, Lost Penis, PubeHeAteHer, The Wetter the Better, Asshopper, (fuck) Wingnuts, Gay Palm (?-that guy who looks like Sex Toys), Cause for Blindness, and…???Our hare for the day, was of course Skidmarks who is nearing the finish line of his month-long haring marathon. As we all enjoyed some pre-trail brewskies in the school parking lot, the dark clouds started rolling in and the wind started swirling. Being advised that we might want to move our asses and get this show on the road to avoid as much weather peril as possible, Skidmarks corralled us for a brief chalk talk, i.e., “Here are the marks…any questions?” Marks consisted of the usual flour blobs, which hopefully would be mostly on trees to avoid the impending wash-out, a few purple chalk marks which may or may not be there once we arrived, a check-back of unknown number, a whitchey-way, some pink ribbons, checks, F’s and a Beer Near, for which we were instructed to look for Skids’ truck as the mark may or may not be there. And so, with the cold front pushing us onward, we followed the purple arrow on-out into the playground.On-On!We picked-up the trail following flour marks on trees, which blended into a white-blaze marked trail leading us out into the surrounding neighborhood. PA having a few more hills than DE, we marched like a herd of snails into a strong Head-wind, following marks along the sidewalk as a steady rain began to cum down.On-On!Pube, yours-truly, Do Me, Circle, and Fast Eddie spent some time exploring the neighborhood after the marks appeared to have dissipated into the wind. Unbeknownst to us at the time, an arrow down a side-street had been blown, washed or swept away somehow, so we continued past this spot and found what was apparently the On-In, though that mark just looked like a smear of flour at this point. Thinking it may be a check-back, we Head-ed back to the side-street and eventually discovered marks and the rest of the pack Head-ing into a field of shiggy.On-On!And so, after the gang was back together again, we Head-ed out of the shiggy and down a road into a wall of refreshing rain. Soon we came upon Skids’ truck pointing out the Beer Near mark which had no-doubt been washed-out by now. To slightly stave-off the downpour, we high-tailed it under a big tree to wet our whistles in the wetness. And once we were thoroughly soaked and had thoroughly soaked-up enough sudsy swill, it was time to look for any remaining marks that would hopefully lead us back to point A.On-On!An-up into a grassy area along a treeline we climbed, following the flour marks which managed to stick to the trees. This eventually led us onto the shoulder of a busy road where we got doused by a few passing cars charging through the puddles. Then, we Head-ed left after spotting Skids’ truck through some trees where Skids was standing to point us in the direction we should go, since the marks along this stretch were no longer apparent.On-On!And so, since this stretch of road led to the backside of the neighborhood that the FRB’s had already preemptively explored, Pube and yours-truly made a b-line back to the cars, whilst the rest of the pack may or may not have followed some remaining marks past the On-In that was no longer there and back to the ass-end of the school parking lot.And once the drowned rats had managed to drag their drenched carcasses back to point A, it was decided that we would move the operation that is Circle under the cover of a picnic pavilion behind the school, just as the rain started to let up. Our RA and hare, Skidmarks opened circle by calling insults upon himself for his trail not being wet enough and having way too many marks to follow. Pube and yours-truly drank for being FRB, despite taking a bit of a detour. Several drank for interuptusing, as well as several for hash-crashing, including Wishboneher who had worn Do Me’s sandals on trail, as she apparently forgot to bring her own shoes. Cause and Clark Cunt made some confusing accusations and many wankers drank for many unknown reasons. And once the shenanigans had cum to a Head, the hash went in peace and we enjoyed snacking on some orange food, apples, PB & J’s, cheese and other assorted goodies provided by our hare. Stay-tuned for the last installment of the Month of Skidmarks next Saturday.On-On!NecroPheelMeUp | |