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| Hash Number: | 1422 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1422 - Month of Skidmarks, Bring out your Virgins trail 2 |
| When: | Oct. 9, 2021 |
| Where: | 395 S Jennersville Rd, West Grove, PA |
| Hares: | Skidmarks | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1422, “Month of Skidmarks, Bring out your Virgins” trail 2 When: Saturday, October 0, 2021 at 3:00 PM, pack away 3 pee M. (aka 2.45 pm HST) Where: Avon Grove Intermediate School, 395 S Jennersville Rd, West Grove, PA 19390. 39.79622885184655, -75.88522194420774 Who Hare: Skidmarks What Else: Well, last week was going to be Blue Hen style apres, but Asshopper and the Newest American Citizen (Wetter) supplied some tasty food. So THIS week will be Blue Hen style. There are a few places to get some food and beers on after. Let's see, what else ... shiggy factor 4 (maybe 5) out of 10. Bug spray will be helpful. Hash Cash: $7 unless you bring a Virgin, then you hash cash is paid by Skidmarks. Bring a virgin each week and you could hash for a month for free. Also also, possibility of prizes if you make 2, 3, or 4 of the weeks. Friendlies: Dog and kid friendly. D'erections: Get yourself to Rt 896 North out of Newark. Keep going until Route 796 splits to the right, school will on your right. From Hockessin, take Rt 41 North to Rt 1. Go west on Rt. 1 to 796 South. Go south until you see the school. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Clark Cunt Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Itchy and Scratchy Mary Fucking Poppins Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Skidmarks Smells Like Hash Spirit The Wetter the Better Tinsel Tits Turd Blossom Two Buck Fuck Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash#1422So, the slobbering pack met up around side Avon Grove Intermediate School for the 2nd installment of this years Month of Skidmarks/ Virgin Drive on the fine fall afternoon of Saturday, October the 9th, 2021 AD.Hashers I remember being present included: Itchy and Scratchy, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Devil Woman, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Smells Like Hash Spirit, Dirty Wet Pussy, Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Two Buck Fuck, Turd Blossom,Clark Cunt, Just Margo, Just Akeem, and perhaps a few others.Our Hare for the day was once again our RA for the day Skidmarks, who found us some more virgin trail.And so we hung out for a few enjoying some brews, while Devil Woman doled out a few nice items from her junk closet, until our hare and RA for the day summoned us together for the chalk talk.We were told to look for flour marks and chalk marks along with toilet paper that was to show us the way. Also to expect a beer stop or two, which would not be marked but instead be hinted at by a big cooler our in the middle of nowhere. We were also informed of an unmarked Turkey Trail, a witchy way, and a check back or two. Our final bit of instruction was that this time is was not the arrow which was true but the check mark that was. And soon enough we were off in many different directions.On! On!While Skidmarks hung out his truck, with Devil Woman to keep him company, the pack spread out all over the place, searching out at least 2 false trails, eventually somebody found marks that didn’t lead to a false, but also didn’t lead to too many other visible marks either.On! On!We definitely went off the beaten path and into some serious shiggy behind the school. Then found a check, then eventually a check back to check. True trail being found on the other side of the shiggy. Also a few faint blue arrows. Had to keep our eyes peeled to stay on this trail for sure.On! On!A few water crossings had to be crossed. And eventually our hare ended up behind us to hurry things along.On! On!Marks suddenly became more frequent and easy to see and eventually. And they eventually led us out to a soy bean field where a cooler was found for the first beer near. And so we enjoyed our brews for a while. While the shiggy avoiding Devil Woman found her way too us. Soon enough we went back in search of marks again.On! On!Trail took us up close to another building then seemed to disappear for awhile. After meandering for a while around a drainage pond we picked up marks which took us through some more shiggy then up to a big pile of dirt and gravel where yours truly found the check back to arrow.On! On!Those in the back of the pack found themselves suddenly in the front as marks were picked up going through a field. Then out to the road we where we found a witchy way then back down to the woods where we found a no trespassing sign and Skidmarks waiting with the cooler for the second beer near. And to take another, our hare insisted we do so there would be less weight for him to haul back through the woods and up the hill.On! On!Trail went back into the woods and up a hill and eventually back to point A. One by one the hashers straggled back up to the cars.After a few our RA and hare for the day, Skidmarks broke out some pepperoni and cheese, and some other delicious junk food as well as some apples out of the back of his truck. Eventually circle commenced.Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done.Our hare drank once or twice. Clark Cunt drank for being first in and Wet Lay for last. The hash crashers and those who got cut on trail drank. And there were quite a few of those. As did the interruptus, and there were also quite a few of those. Devil Woman drank for staying out of the shiggy most of the time and for going away soon. Then our two virgins, Just Margo and Just Akeem, got there first down-downs. And several other hashers drank for several other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace. And so we hung out on the parking lot for a while longer catching up and enjoying the tasty snacks.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash# 1423, the turd installment of the month of Skidmarks, this cumming Saturday.On! On!MFP | |