Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:1419
What:Hockessin Hash #1419
When:Sept. 18, 2021
Where:5200 Pike Creek Blvd, Wilmington, DE
Hares:Circle Jerk
Do Me On the Beach
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What: Hockessin Hash #1419
When: Saturday, September 18, 2021 at 3:30 PM HST (da hare said 3:30pm start, take note)
Where: Pike Creek Shopping Center -- more specifically in the lot behind or to the side of the defunct Kmart -- back near the really defunct bowling alley/Charcoal Pit.
Who Hare: Do Me on the Beach and Circle Jerk
What Else: Longer trail than what has been the past few weeks... but some relief for lame-Os will be provided. Your feet will get wet. Yes, that applies to lame-Os, too. Apres at 1117 Kelly Dr., Newark DE 19711.
Hash Cash: $7
Friendlies: Tough dogs should be OK, poofter dogs? Dogs outside at the apres.
D'erections: From I-95, take Rt 7 North to Stanton. Go through the normal left turn BS to stay on Rt 7. Proceed about 3 miles (crossing over Kirkwood Hwy, aka Rt 2). Make a left on New Linden Hill Rd. Take first left to enter shopping center. Look for hashers, park, and hash.
Hashers
Butt Lite
Circle Jerk
Dancing Fool
Devil Woman
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Groper
I can feel 3 inches cumming in my face tonight ... Oh Lord!
Lost Penis
Mary Fucking Poppins
NecroPheelMeUp
Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All
PubeHeAteHer
Skidmarks
Slutmaster
Spunk Monkey
Toxic Shock
With Horns On His Tits
Woody Woodpecker
Hash Trash
Trash for Hockessin Hash #1419So the slobbering pack gathered up in Pike Creek Shopping center, alongside where the K-mart used to be, for an Octoberfest inspired hash, of sorts, on the fine warm afternoon of Saturday, September 18th, 2021 AD.Hashers I remember being present included: Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Toxic Shock, Devil Woman, Groper, Buttlite, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Dirty Wet Pussy, Poke’mon Ho, Mary Fucking Poppins, With Horns on His Tits, Dancing Fool, Woody, Spunk Monkey, 3 Inches Cumming in My Face Oh Lord!, Just Chip, Just Tim, Slutmaster, and perhaps a few others.Our hares and hosts of the Apres later were Circle Jerk and Do Me on the Beach. And CJ decided to provide us with a real runners trail, the first in a while, like we used to have to make us feel young again, uh ... for lack of a better phrase. A Turkey Option was also set, though that too went a bit over 2.26 miles.And so the pack, of at least half of whom was still hung over for the Octoberfest celebration the night before, hung out for a bit catching up and lightly sipping some brews until our RA for the day, Skidmarks rounded us up for the chalk talk. The hare explained to us to look mostly for white flour, along with a few chalk marks and some orange strips of tape. We were also told to look out for exactly one beer stop and to search for a bag hidden somewhere that contained the beer. Soon enough we were off.On! On!Trail took us through what remained of the parking lot of the Charcoal Pit and the Bowling alley now very overgrown. We crossed the Famous Pike Creek, I believe, and through a tunnel and into Carousel Park, I believe. More than once the pack lost marks for a while, and or failed to see them.On! On!Through several big fields we went. And lost marks for a little while, or more likely failed to see them, in the Skyline neighborhood we did. Past the Skyline neighborhood Pool we went. And through an elementary school playground. Back into a neighborhood and back into the woods where we found the Beer Near. After a few seconds of searching Pube located the coveted bag and so we enjoyed some of the contents of a mini-keg of Ocktoberfest beer along with a few strays of Yuengling Lite and some snacks provided by Spunk Monkey. Soon enough we were off.On! On!There at the beerstop was the Turkey-Eagle Split. Our hare Circle Jerk gave the directions to find the Turkey Trail and off they went along mostly asphalt with a few hills back to point A. The Eagles followed a trail that continued into the woods for a while.On! On!Eagle trail went through the woods and out onto the section of land that contains the ruins of what was the 3 Little Bakers golf course. At some point less than half way through Circle Jerk called to the Eagles to inform us that we were on our own to find our way back.On! On!Trail went across the steel beams of what once supported a bridge that was no longer there. Some of us had fun, or not getting across that. Many many hills we went up and down, and around this time Dancing Fool appeared.Through a bunch of nasty shiggy we went though also until the marks finally took us back to point A.One by one by two the hashers straggled back. And then most of us auto-hashed back to CJ and Do Me’s pad for the circle and the Apre’s.Eventually our RA for the day, Skidmarks circled us up. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-Downs were done. Our hares drank once or twice. As did the hash crash and blood on trail. And there were quite a few of those. Slutmaster drank for auto hashing. As did our sort of virgin sort of visitor, Just Tim, along with his mother Just Deb, who arrived just in time for the circle. Our interruptus drank and many other folks drank for many other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace.After circle we enjoyed a fine fine spread that included a variety of sausages, coleslaw, chips and 3 bean salad. And some ice cream was brought out later. And all that to enjoy with our brews. Along with a fire pit and some music later. Along with some fine, fine company. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1420 this cumming Saturday.On! On!MFP