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| Hash Number: | 1418 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1418 - Crab Hash |
| When: | Sept. 11, 2021 |
| Where: | 645 Mckinneytown Road, Elkton, MD |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Gives It Away Two Buck Fuck Wishboneher | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1418 When: Saturday, September 11, 2021. Gather for trail at 2:30pm, pack off at 3:00pm! Circle at 5:30pmish. Where: 625 McKinneytown Rd, Elkton, MD 21921. Watch for a marked mailbox, the house is set back in the trees. Who Hare: 2 Buck Fuck, GIA, Dirty Wet Pussy, Wishbonher, and many others What Else: Bring a chair, dry bag, bug spray, tent, vessel, and any other hash crap you think you may need.. Hash Cash: $50. If you do not want crabs, please specify in your Rego! Camping Available: Tent set-up on Saturday (09/11/2021) at noon. So what do you get for your money? Crabs! Beer! More Crabs! More Beer! Circle, games, fire pit, and other shenanigans w/beer. Food (not just crabs) will include sides, vegan options, and other options for those who can’t do crustations. Libations will include beer, Jell-O shots, and wine. Registration: Go here. Regos are not guaranteed until paid. The event will cap at 45 PAID and Registration ends on 9-6-21. | Hashers |
| Biatch Brag a Deer General Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gives It Away High Speed Cock Bumper Kitchen Bitch Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Professor Cowabunghole Queen Pissayana RaidR Runner Girl Skidmarks Two Beds One Nightmare Two Buck Fuck What What Mud in the Butt Wingnuts Wishboneher | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1418So the slobbering pack gathered up at Two Buck Fucks and Gives It Away’s pad on the fine temperate afternoon of September 11th, 2021 AD for the long awaited Crab Hash that got skipped last year.Hashers present included: Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Dirty Wet Pussy, Cause For Blindness, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Brag a Deer General, Wingnuts, Dirty Wet Pussy, Kitchen Bitch, What What Mud in the Butt/ So Horney Beaver, Runner Girl, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, RaidR, Biatch, Two Beds One Nightmare, Just Matt, Just Tammy, Queen Pissayana, Wishboneher, High Speed Cock Bumper, Professor Cowabunghole, and possibly a few others.Our hares included our hosts for the day Two Buck Fuck and Gives It Away with help from Wishboneher, DWP and Kitchen Bitch, who stayed behind to do his Kitchen Bitch duties.And as it was advertised as a camping hash many of us arrived early to set up our tents and get our drink on.After waiting for a while to see if anybody else would show up. One of our RA’s for the day, Skidmarks, rounded us drunkards up for the chalk talk about 3:45 pee-emm.Two Buck and the other 3 or 4 hares explained to us that they had quite an adventure trying to get the trail ready for the day. And ran afoul of quite a few a few hunters and property owners in doing this and began wanted on Facebook as a result. Hence the wanted posters hanging up around the campsite. After plan A didn’t work out so well, they went to a plan B, which also didn’t work out much better and had to settle on a plan C. We were told to look for flour marks and to follow them exactly and not stray too far if we wanted to stay out of trouble. We were also told to look out for a beer stop where we were to absolutely wait for the hares to get there before we departed again. And also to expect a few shot stops and a check back or two. Soon enough we were on.On! On!Trail took us around the back of the house and to the side of the house. Trail then took us to the front of the house an to the driveway where we found the beer near mark.And so we enjoyed another brew a few yards away from where the chalk talk began as the hares got there automobiles ready to shuttle the pack off to the rest of trail.On! On!We auto hashed down Mckinneytown Rd and onto Old Elk Neck Rd where we cruised for a while until we arrived to the Arboretum Trail section of Elk Neck Forest state park and upon disembarking the hares immediately treated us to a jello shot stop and laid down a few new marks. After we enjoyed our shots and the convenience of a public toilet, the Turkey-Eagle split was pointed out.On! On!The Turkeys stumbled along with the hares while the eagles ran off in search of marks which were not there. And just before the hares disappeared entirely behind the tree line they beckoned us forth to follow them.On! On!Trail went into the woods for a while, and one of the hash dogs brought by our Tidewater visitors mistook Runner Girl for a fire hydrant. And Runner Girl got his revenge on that mutt later, using a water bottle with water as a substitute for ....On! On!Trail went up a hill and down a hill and across a creek or two. A check back 7 was found by a few FRB’s who got their feet wet in search of it.On! On!Trail went up a hill and through the woods some more. And led us to a creek where we came upon another Jello Shot stop. And the FRB’s had to put some effort in to find where those shot stops were. And so we enjoyed some more shots along with some more fine scenery and the fine weather. And all that before the hares instructed us to follow trail backwards back to where the cars were.On! On!We went back through the woods and across the creek and back up another hill, until we came to yet another shot stop, this time being treated to something that came out of a bottle.On! On!We made our way back to the cars and our hares shuttled us back to the campground where Kitchen Bitch and Lost Penis were busy getting the grub ready for us.At Wishboneher’s insistence we circled around the large block of ice that she brought with her, and believe me that large block of ice did not go to waste.Eventually our RA’s for the day, Skidmarks and Wishboneher opened up circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Downs Downs were done and all for the most part bare-assed on the fine piece of ice.Our hares drank many times and deservedly. Our many, many visitors drank. The issue of whether What What Mud in the Butt should be called that or her Blue Hen name, So Horney Beaver, I think was resolved, but I cannot quite recall what the resolution was. Our many visitors drank including High Speed Cockbumper and Professor Cowabunghole from the Tidewater hash, whose dog Kodiak mistook Runner Girl for a fire hydrant. And so the mutt was renamed P-Kelly, I think, in honor of that very accomplished and also very troubled songwriter. Our virgins Just Tammy and Just Matt also drank, and also bareassed. Many other people drank more many things including hash crash, blood on trail, and dry cheeks, for not having to had to drink yet and therefore not having sat on the ice yet. While Do Me on Beach diligently disinfecting that block of ice between every round of down downs. As our RA’s threatened anyone who had an announcement to make, with having to sit on the ice again, not too many of them were made. And the hash went in peace.And so after circle we enjoyed a fine fine spread including those tasty crabs this event is famous for. Along with the usual 3 bean salad, potato salad, coleslaw, MFP’s Famous Deviled eggs and many other things as advertised. And later on we had a fine bond fire with music provided Bragadeer General. And some fine games such as Battle Shots and Wheel of Misfortune and a fine time was had.And then the next morning, those of us who stayed the night were treated to coffee and some and a fine filling breakfast cooked up by Kitchen Bitch and some Bloody Mary’s provided by the General. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1419, this cumming Saturday.On! On!MFP | |