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| Hash Number: | 1413 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1413 - Dancing Fool and Spunk Monkey Hash Analversary! |
| When: | Aug. 4, 2021 |
| Where: | 2878 Creek Rd, Yorklyn, DE |
| Hares: | Dancing Fool Spunk Monkey | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1413, Dancing Fool and Spunk Monkey Hash Analversary! When: Wednesday, August 4, 2021 at 6:30pm HST Where: Dew Point Brewing Company OVERFLOW parking lot, not the main parking lot. Address for Dew Point is 2878 Creek Rd, Yorklyn, DE 19736, you can use that to get you most of the way. If you can see a bike shop you are in the wrong place. Or enter 39.808130, -75.675057 for precise co-ordinates of the meet-up spot. Who Hare: Dancing Fool, Spunk Monkey, maybe a mystery hare What Else: Bring standard hash stuffs - dry bag, wet bag, machete, head lamp, snackies, flotation device, EPIRB, thoughts & prayers Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: If you can pick it up and carry it with you on trail D'erections: From I-95 take the Rt 141 North exit. Take the Rt. 2 W exit towards Newark. Stay in right lane and within 1/2 mile take the right onto Rt. 41 N and follow Lancaster Pike (Rt. 41) to Hockessin. Turn onto Yorklyn Road and go about 1.8 miles to the parking lot on right, just after going over the one lane bridge. Park and hash. | Hashers |
| Bag of D's Biatch Bunion Butt Butt Lite Circle Jerk CU Next Ten Years Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy F6 Groper Jubal Lost Penis Magically Delicious Mary Fucking Poppins Mike Hunt NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze RaidR Second Cumming Skidmarks Slutmaster Sphincter Grease Spunk Monkey Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay With Horns On His Tits | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1413So the slobbering pack gathered up in one of the parking lots adjacent to the Douche Point Brewery, which oddly appeared to be closed that day on the fine summer evening of August the 4th, 2021 AD, for a hash and a celebration of a hash anniversary of sorts.Hashers present included at some point included: Lost Penis, Skidmarks,With Horns on His Tits, C U Next Ten Years, Weird Al, Circle Jerk, Groper, Slutmaster, Pickle Dick, Purple Haze, Dirty Wet Pussy, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Schpincter Grease, Magically Delicious, Mike Hunt, Just Piper, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Bag of D’s, F-6, Perfect Woman, Nip Fuck, Biatch, RaidR, Jubal, ButtLite, and perhaps a few others.Our Hares for the day included our traveling hash ambassador, Spunk Monkey and our traveling hash janitor, Dancing Fool who, I think was celebrating his anniversary of 35 years? of hashing?, I think that’s what I heard.And so, we hung in the lot drinking our brews, getting the attention of several concerned citizens. However no incidences I am aware of occurred do to that. Soon enough, our RA for the day, Skidmarks circled us up for the chalk talk. And then our hares explained this great deal of a complicated plan they had for this hash. There were many many marks that stood for things other than check, false, beer near and on in. There was to be a clothing swap mark, where we were “required” to swap an item of clothing with another hasher, hee, hee ho hum. Then the usual tit check, a naughty check or two and a salmon check, which involved touching somebody else's crotch. A shot stop, a beer stop and a few other things. Including the infamous J-Check, which I thought went out of style back in 2017. We wished the hares good luck with getting us to follow all these parameters and then they were sent off. For this trail was to be hared live. 10 or so minutes later our RA ordered to walkers to embark on trail. And then 5 minutes later the 3 or 4 runners still left in this group took off as well.On! On!Trail went down the road then through a park, where we came to a whichy way, left proving to be true trail. Trail went across a creek that was barely ankle deep at its deepest point. But most of the pack decided to try to stay high and dry and crossed a nearby bridge instead. A choice that required them to go through some pretty thick shiggy to get back on trail after.On! On!We bushwhacked through some shiggy. Then eventually ended up on an asphalt walking trail that was part of the park and which took us up a pretty steep hill. One by one, the FRB’s got hit with J-checks and had to go back to the end of the pack, or sit there and wait for the DFL to reach them. First Necro, then Pube, then Skidmarks then Bag of D’s. And those were all the J-checks for a while at least.On! On!Trail took us to a CX mark. And it took many minutes for the FRB’s to realize that this was the clothing swap mark and not a check back to check. A dozen or so hashers were willing to participate in this.On! On!Trail took us to the Turkey/ Eagle split. Both trails going back into the woods an on another hill with out sure footing, where Slutmaster got himself hurt again, though it didn’t appear to be an emergency. A Beer Near mark was found, along with a canvas cooler filled with PBR and a few Budweiser brand selzer drinks. And so we enjoyed some drinks and some camaraderie. While Slutmaster enjoyed some medical attention from Bag of D’s, who is rumored to be a medical school student. Slutmaster along with a few other hashers who were not in the mood for more adventure headed back to point A taking the easiest and most direct route, while the rest of us continued on following this shitty trail.On! On!Trail went through the woods along side the hill and the creek for a while longer, until, that is, we came to another creek crossing. This one being a little deeper than the last one, and pretty much impossible to avoid. Perfect Woman came across the next J-stop. And then trail went up and up and up a very steep hill. Eventually at the top we came to the shot near mark and the hashers enjoyed the view from the top of hill much more than we enjoyed the shots available.And so we grimaced as we passed around a bottle which I understand contained a mixture of all the liquor that was left over from the last 50 or so parties Spunk Monkey had attended. Including, probably, several different types of flavored vodka, and possibly some Rum along with some Jack and perhaps some yagermeister and vermouth. If my records are correct, this is the first time the hares have tried to kill us with shots since the infamous trail hared by Schpincter Grease and Jug Stain in Newark back in the summer of 2019.And so many of us pretended to enjoy this backwash and quietly watered the local vegetation with it, while a few of really tried to enjoy it and may have gotten sick later. I can confirm this in at least one case. And from the top of the hill we caught sight of the frequently off trail Circle Jerk with Fast Eddie and enjoyed harassing him with taunts until he was willing to come up the hill to join us.But soon enough we were off.On! On!Trail went down the hill, then took a left on the walking path. Then a right, where we came across another naughty check that few of us obeyed. We went past some old stone ruins of some barn from the olden days, then out onto the road which led us straight back to point A. One by one, by two, by three, the hashers straggled back, with Bag of D’s, this time, getting credit for being first in of those who made some attempt to follow the whole trail. And I cannot for the life of me remember who finished last. They may be still out there.A few minutes after everybody got back and after some other concerned citizens decided to stop on the side of the road to check out what we were doing, our RA for the day, Skidmarks, opened up circle.Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Downs Downs were done. The hares drank once or twice. As did the first in, the last in, the interruptus, the visitors, the hash crashed and so on and so forth. Since yours truly got conscripted to be a beer wench, and was very busy doing that, it wasn’t too easy to keep track of who drank for what. After announcements were made, including that mammoth event in Minnesota in the winter that Schpincter Grease plugs whenever he has the opportunity, the hash went in peace. With Woody coming out of retirement again to make that announcement.The party continued on for a little in the parking lot, where we enjoyed some pulled pork with macaroni chili, a few pizzas, and a tasty cake that had already been delved into since before the trail started. But there was still plenty of it left to enjoy with our beers. And a fine time was had.Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1414 this cumming Wednesday.On! On!MFP | |