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Hash Number:1412
What:Hockessin Hash #1412
When:July 28, 2021
Where:9 Innovation Way, Newark, DE
Hares:Anything Butt
Bunion Butt
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What: Hockessin Hash #1412
When: Wednesday, July 28, 2021 at 6:30pm HST
Where: Delaware Technology Park in beautiful Southeast Newark, Delaware
Where, more specifically: 9 Innovation Way
Who Hare: Anything Butt & Bunion Butt
What Else: Come out, hash, say “See ya later” to Hare Creekwater/Anything Butt, who returns to the desert Southwest post-Hash.
Hash Cash: $7
Friendlies: Tethered Children & Animals will be fine.
D'Erections: From I-95, take Exit 3 to Rt. 273/Newark west. Follow Rt. 273 west to Newark for about 3 ¼ miles to a traffic light at Marrows Road. Turn left onto Marrows Road and continue for less than ½ mile to a traffic light at Wyoming Road. Turn right onto Wyoming Road, then make left onto Innovation Way. Find your way back to the rearmost parking lot, look for hash droppings, then park and hash.
Or map search for 9 Innovation Way Newark DE 19711
Or enter 39.677383 – 75.731184 for precise co-ordinates of the meet-up spot.
Hashers
Anything Butt
Asshopper
Bunion Butt
Circle Jerk
Closing Time
Cousin It
Dirty Wet Pussy
F6
Fast Eddie
Gayblade
Groper
Mary Fucking Poppins
Perfect Woman
Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All
Purple Haze
Second Cumming
Sister Mary Margaret Benedickless
Skidmarks
Slutmaster
The Wetter the Better
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
Wet Lay
Woody Woodpecker
Hash Trash
Trash for Hockessin Hash #1412
So the slobbering pack gathered up around the back of Innovation Way nestled right up against of the Amtrak tracks on the edge of Newark, De on the fine late afternoon/ early evening of July the 28th, 2021 AD.
Hashers present at some point included: Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Skidmarks, F-6, Closing Time, Gay Blade, Perfect Woman, Dirty Wet Pussy, Groper, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Wet Lay, Woody, Sister Margret Mary Benedickless, Circle Jerk w/ Fast Eddie, Just Piper, Slut Master, Purple Haze, Cousin It, Weird Al, and perhaps a few others.
Our Hares for the day were Bunion Butt and his bro Anything Butt who laid this trail under the threat of rain and many other things butt managed to cum through more or less unscathed.
And so we enjoyed a brew or two in the parking lot before our RA for the day Skidmarks commenced the chalk talk.
Our hares informed us to look out for reddish/ pinkish flour marks, one beer stop, and perhaps a check back which yours truly never came across.
Soon enough we were off.
On! On!
Trail led us around one of the many drainage ponds in the area, but for once, we avoided harassment from the Canadian geese. A check was found at the beginning of the James F. Hall trail and I will make a joke about that next time. Skidmarks ran out a false trail going towards Kirkwood Highway and Woody found the true going down the James F. Hall.
On! On!
Trail basically continued down the James Fucking Hall trail the entire time, though had us going up and down several drainages ditches so that we could get our feet wet. Another check was found on Wyoming Road, with Skids and Woody running out some pretty long falses. Trail went back into the water but eventually it took us back onto land around Kells Park.
On! On!
Trail took us down to about the Newark Train Station around S. College Avenue, with our RA and FRB for the day, Skids, running out another really long false. True trail went past several apartment buildings then into the neighborhood. Then eventually to Kells Avenue where we found the Beer Near in the drive way of the home of one of our long time interrupting hashers, Sister Mary Margret Benedickless. And so we enjoyed some fine hash beer that included PBR and Coors light as well as some pretzels for a while before we went back on trail.
On! On!
Trail took us past the U of D boiler facility then out onto Academy Road. At this point the group was spread out quite a bit, as not all the hashers stayed at the beer stop for the same period of time.
On! On!
Trail went down Academy and took a right on Delaware Ave then past Tire Ave, the into the parking lot and behind the Alma Mater, of yours truly, Newark High. Past the green house we went then past a fence then around the other side of the fence the marks took us. Then soon enough to the intersection of Wyoming Ave and Library Ave where we found the On! In! mark that took us back to point A.
One by one by three the hashers straggled back with Skidmarks being the FRB again and Wet Lay being taking back the DFL award for the first time in a while.
Many of us took advantage of the cover provided by the foliage behind the parking lot which provided some mens and ladies rooms since there were no potties available at all during this trail.
And soon enough our RA opened circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. Our hares drank. Our first and last ins drank. Our Interrruptus drank. And most of us came to blank when we were asked if we had any accusations. Perhaps some of us worrying about the U of D security car driving past us. Soon enough announcements were made and the hash went in peace.
After circle we enjoyed some fine fine slices from one of my favorite parlors, Pats. And some fine fine camaraderie to celebrate another shitty trail in the books.
Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1413 this cumming Wednesday.
On! On!
MFP