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| Hash Number: | 1410 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1410 |
| When: | July 14, 2021 |
| Where: | 3301 Lancaster Pike, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | 7th Hole | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1410 When: Wednesday, July 14, 2021 at 6:30pm HST Where: 3301 Lancaster Pike, Wilmington, DE 19805 (Cannery Shopping Center). Behind Walgreens Who Hare: 7th Hole What Else: Dry bag, insect repellent, any other emergency bag you have. Hash Cash: $7 Friendlies: Maybe for trail, not for apres. D'erections: From I-95 S, take the Delaware Ave Exit and go right at the traffic light. Stay to the left on Pennsylvania Ave for about 2 miles then take a left on Greenhill Ave. Drive to the end of Greenhill Ave then take a right on Lancaster Ave. Go about a half mile and Walgreens is on the right. From I 95N, take the 141N exit toward Newport (avoid I 95 in Wilm). Follow 141N for a while. Turn right on Lancaster Ave (Rt 48). Go about a mile and Walgreens is on the left. OR just put the address in your GPS. Park behind Walgreens, get out of your car, find other hashers, and hash | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Anything Butt Asshopper Big Left Tit Butt Lite Cause for Blindness Circle Jerk Closing Time Cousin It Dancing Fool Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Groper Jubal Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Second Cumming Skidmarks Toxic Shock Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1410 So the slobbering pack met up behind the Walgreens on Lancaster Ave in the City of Wilmington, De, the place to beat somebody, on the awfully warm and balmy early evening of July the 14th, 2021 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Asshopper, NecroFeelMeUp, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Cousin It, Jubol, Cause For Blindness, Big Left Tit, Dirty Wet Pussy, Devil Woman, Woody, Perfect Woman, Mary Fucking Poppins, Poke’mon Ho, Dancing Fool, Buttlite, Closing Time, F-6, Pickle Dick, Anything Butt, Toxic Shock, Groper, Just Piper, Just Chip, Just Noah, and many, many others. Our hare for the day was our Grand Master 7th Hole, who knows this neck of the woods like the back of his hand and laid those marks it turned out with the exact right amount of flour as he ran out just as he was finishing up the last mark at the chalk talk. And so few a few minutes we enjoyed some brews in the lot and got busy getting ourselves warmed up to complain about how warm it was. Eventually our RA for the day, Skidmarks circled the pack up for chalk talk. 7th hole made some attempt to explain the marks to our virgins, who made some attempt to listen to him. He explained that the 3 marks after a check and you are on thing was not in effect that day. And so to expect some long false trails. He also explained to the eagles that Beer Near today was going to be a relative term, and that we were going to have to travel some distance to get to the cooler after we came across that mark. But soon enough we were off. On! On! The marks led us out of the parking lot and onto some railroad tracks, where we encountered a check. While true trail turned out to be to the right and down the tracks for a while, the majority of the pack fell for a really long false trail going into a field. And Circle Jerk left the group to go on his own adventure looking for short cuts that didn’t exist. On! On! Trail eventually led us off the tracks and into a neighbor hood for a while. One of the ones where the real estate is a few figures out of my range. There were several more very long falses the eagles got themselves pretty exhausted on. As it seemed to get hotter and hotter every minute. Meanwhile the hare led the very large pack of Turkeys on a major shortcut to the beer stop. On! On! Trail took us over a bridge and into another neighborhood. And eventually led us to the beer near. Which was nearby the famous local golf course named after some famous local golfer named Porkey O’Sullivan or something like that. Had I not partaken in more than a beer or two, I might have remembered the name more correctly. And so one by two the runners and walkers and short cutters, sans Circle Jerk, arrived to the drink stop where we enjoyed our brews and sweat, and some TGIF brand mudslide drink courtesy of Dancing Fool. But soon enough we were off again. On! On! Trail took us past the Tower Hill school and through several more neighborhoods, some scary some posh. Trail led us though a park which featured a walk through motion detecting fountain so that the local kids wouldn’t have to bust open a fire hydrant. Several of our group partook in the fountain. On! On! Trail went through another neighborhood, but soon enough took us past the Cab School Charter School for the gifted, or lucky and back to the Wall Greens parking lot where the alarm for our Beer Meisters Jeep had been going off for some time, thanks to Circle Jerk opening it up to get to the beer. Necro and Yours truly more or less arrived as first in at about the same time, and Cause For Blindness once again took credit for last, whether that was truly the case or not. Eventually after much bitching, our RA Skidmarks opened up the circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down Downs were done. Our hare drank, this time, I think only once. Both Necro and Myself both drank for being first in but not at the same time. Our visitors drank, who in this case were just hashers who hail from the Philly area, but show up regularly enough to barely be considered visitors. Our Virgins Just Chip and Just Noah got something resembling a traditional down down and welcome to the hash. Circle Jerk drank for getting lost and setting off DWP’s car alarm. And many other folks drank for many other things before announcements were made and the circle and the hash went in peace. After circle we enjoyed a fine traditional Apre’s at the nearby Jackson Inn, the oldest, proudest, and greatest dive bar in all of Wilmington. And here we enjoyed some fine pizzas provided to us by our hare, who was also generous enough to included toppings on most of them. And since it was open mic night, we also got to enjoy the talents of some fine local musicians who showed up to play for free. All and all it was another shitty trail. So nice we can do this on a regular basis again though. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1411, The Toga Hash, this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |