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| Hash Number: | 1405 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1405 |
| When: | June 9, 2021 |
| Where: | 62 Rockford Rd, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | CU Next Ten Years PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1405 When: Wednesday, June 9, 2021. Pack off at 6:30 pm! Where: Western Highlands of the City of Wilmington, not Trolley Square (those fucking wankers). Start point is in a parking lot of a building containing a gym (FIT) that will soon be demolished to make room for, you guessed it, more condos. 62 Rockford Rd, Wilmington, DE 19806, United States of ‘Merica Who Hare: CU Next Ten Years and Pube He Ate Her What Else: There’s a beer stop. Beer will be provided as will some tubular meat and chips after circle. If you feel like hanging after the hash, bring a chair, some ludes, and relax dammit. Hash Cash: It's back -- at $7.00. Friendlies: Dog and kid friendly -- BOTH SHOULD BE ON A LEASH ... and truthfully, Pube should be on one too. D'erections: Cumming from Newark, best to use the 202 South exit off 95 toward Wilmington (not MLK blvd or Delaware Ave unless you want to go on a completely different hashing experience.) Cumming 95 South use the same exit (duh). Park in the damn lot. Get out of your damn car. Put on your damn walking (or running) shoes. And crack a damn beer and have some damn fun. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Big Left Tit Butt Lite Closing Time Cousin It CU Next Ten Years Dancing Fool Dirty Wet Pussy F-Bomb F6 Groper Just Paul Just Ray Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All PubeHeAteHer Public Transportation Second Cumming Skidmarks Sphincter Grease Spunk Monkey Tinsel Tits With Horns On His Tits Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| So the slobbering pack gathered up in a soon to no longer be available parking lot at the end of Rockford road in Wilmington, the place to be somebody, Delaware on the fine, very steamy early evening of Wednesday June the 9th, 2021 AD, for the turd Wednesday hash of 2021. Hashers present at some point included: Skidmarks, Lost Penis, With Horns on his Tits, NecroFeelMeUp, Big Left Tit, Just Ray, Public Transportation, 7th Hole, Mary Fucking Poppins, Sphincter Grease, Closing Time, F-6, F-Bomb, Woody, Cousin It, Perfect Woman, Poke’mon Ho!, Dirty Wet Pussy, Spunk Monkey, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Butt Lite, Groper, Just Piper, Just Lynn, Just Toni, Just Paul, Dancing Fool, and perhaps a few others. Our hares for the day were C U Next Ten Years with a little ASS-istence from PubeHeAteHer, who wasn’t on a leash, but that was the only untruth in advertising for this hash. And so we enjoyed the rainy weather for a few minutes along with some brews, until the rain stopped and our RA for the day, Skidmarks opened up the chalk talk. We were informed of several Turkey/ Eagle splits along with a check back or two and a beer stop and that trail would be entirely in asphalt. Soon enough we were off. On! On! Trail took us in the general direction of the Delaware Art Museum but soon enough veered away. Several checks we came to and several falses as well. On! On! Trail took us around the back of Rockford Tower and then past it. A few false trails went a few yards into the woods, but as there was truth in advertising, true trail stayed on the asphalt the whole time. On! On! We went past the Tower Hill school and then through a graveyard and then past a Porta-potty, but no Porta Ho was seen that day. On! On! Trail went towards the center of town until it veered left into the Gilbrator neighborhood, as I understand it is called. We followed marks along side a tall stone wall then came across Just Ray, who was volun-told to drop the beer off for the beer stop. Around the wall we went and into what I saw was called the Marian Coffin garden where we followed marks to the beer near where we found some coolers next to a wooden door carved out in that big door. And so we enjoyed some brews and took a self guided tour of the garden which included a fountain and a whole lot of frogs. Eventually we were off again. On! On! We went out the wooden door and back onto the asphalt. Down this alley and that, past this street and that trail took us. Another Turkey/Eagle split we came across. Eagle trail included a few extra hills. We came back to the Delaware Art Museum and then around it. On! On! Trail took us up and down a few streets that I previously did not know existed. Then went back into the woods for about 5 feet then took us to an On! In! mark in Just Susan's(?) backyard just up the hill from point A. One by one by two by three the hashers straggled back in. Some going back to the cars to change out of their sweat drenched clothes and grab a chair. With Necro being first in and one of the virgins or the visitor being last. Eventually our RA for the day Skidmarks opened circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. The hares drank while listening to everybody bitch to them about how hot is was. One or two folks who somehow figured out a way to fall or get bloody drank. Our virgins drank. Our interruptus drank. Our auto hashers drank. Our visitor, Public Transportation from a hash in Daytona Beach, Florida took the option after failing to remember the words either to a song or a joke. Many other people drank for many other things before announcements were made and our visitor tried to sing a song again. After circle, we enjoyed some fine tubular meat, with buns and potato chips included. And a fine time was had. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1406 this cumming Wednesday .... No wait! This cumming Saturday -- The DWP birthday trail. On! On! MFP | |