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| Hash Number: | 1396 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1396 - Covid 19-56 |
| When: | April 10, 2021 |
| Where: | 1 Seahawk Drive, North East, MD |
| Hares: | Gives It Away Turd Blossom Two Buck Fuck | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1396 -- Covid 19-56 When: Saturday, April 10, 2021. Trail should be ready by 1:30pm. Where: Cecil College (39.644148, -75.955850) 1 Seahawk Dr, North East, MD 21901 Who Hare: Gives It Away and Two Buck F*ck What Else: Might be wet if it rains. May cross water. Might be long, might be short. No clue! Won't know until Saturday. Hash Cash: Free. BYOB. Friendlies: Dogs and offspring? If you want! D'erections: From DE? don't pay the toll. Take I-95 South, get off at 896N. Go to Rt. 4 (TGI Fridays) and turn left. Turn left on Elkton Road (279). Take the right exit to 95 South again. (Buy a beer at State Line Liquors with the $4 you just saved.) Get off on Exit 100, 272 North, towards Rising Sun. Turn right at the light onto Seahawk Drive (Cecil College). Turn left at the stop sign and follow the outside road around the college. Go almost all the way down and look for hashers on your left. We think we'll be here. If not we'll leave a note. Park, grab your mask, and hash. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Big Left Tit Bunion Butt Bunion's Bitch Butt Weight There's More Cause for Blindness Clark Cunt Closing Time Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy F6 Gives It Away Groper Jug Stain Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Skidmarks The International House of Virgins The Wetter the Better Tits of Steel Turd Blossom Two Buck Fuck Uncle Bill Wants You Under the Siege Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1396 So the slobbering pack gathered up in a deserted section of parking lot belonging to Cecil County Community college just outside of North Beast Merryland on the fine early Saturday afternoon of April the 10th, 2021 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Big Left Tit, Closing Time, F-6, Mary Fucking Poppins, Cause For Blindness, Tits of Steel, Clark Cunt, Uncle Bill Wants You, Just JC, Butt Weight There’s More, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Jug Stain, Under the Siege, The International House of Virgins, Just Anne, Dirty Wet Pussy, Groper, Devil Woman, Bunions Bitch, and perhaps a few others .... ssshhhhhh .... Our hares for the day included Two Buck Fuck, Gives it Away, and Turd Blossom. And so, we chilled out relatively undisturbed. Enjoying some brews, some of us, while some of our poor fellow hashers traveling down there from the Philly area got caught in some awful nasty traffic snags. Eventually our RA for the day, Skidmarks announced the beginning of chalk talk, shortly after Two-Bucks announced the presence of ticks on trail. Because otherwise we probably would not have thought to prepare for that, he figured, and probably rightly. And so, our hares informed us to look out for the usual marks. And that there was to be a shot stop and a beer stop. But that the beer stop would be near the end of trail so to bring some hydration with us, if we thought we might need it. He also told us to look out for some old horse buggy wrecks out in the woods somewhere and a lot of good scenery. Soon enough we were off. On! On! We wondered down a hill and around a hill back and forth for a while before a single mark was detected. Blue Chalk on a metal post. Damn! How could I not have seen that. On! On! We found ... maybe ... one more mark ... before Turd Blossom starting directing or perhaps misdirecting us this way and that. To a few checks she did not have the patience to wait for us to solve ... who would? On! On! Skidmarks and F-6 seemed to solve some of them sooner than the rest of us, and ended up quite far ahead, maybe a little too far ahead and missed the shot stop. On! On! We went into the woods where we found a few snakes basking about. And when we came out of the woods we found BLT who arrived a few minutes late. Past other building belonging to Cecil College we went past. Down a road for a bit and then back into the woods. On! On! Jug Stain and Under Siege, who also arrived a little later caught up with us. Just as we did a water crossing and ran into some more snakes. Up a hill than down a hill then across a field we went before going into the woods, then down a hill then under an I-95 overpass along side the North East Creek. Where we found our shot stops with Carolines Fine Irish Creme liquor and some Butter scotch schnapps. And so we enjoyed some shots in the fine weather and the shade, while the kiddos enjoyed throwing rocks in the creek. On! On! Trail took an abrupt U-turn and we went through the woods and over some rocks and across a creek or two. A few more snakes we did find, along with an historical plaque or two. Up and down some hills we went. Some checks we came across and solved all while enjoying some wonderful scenery, including more snakes, much to Gropers chagrin. On! On! We came to the road and a damn and trail took us to a coverage bridge reserved only for pedestrians where we got to finally enjoy the beer near. And soon enough we were joined by Bunions Bitch, who hasn’t shown his face for a while, and who happened to come across us while out running. Many pictures were taken but soon enough we were off again. On! On! Trail went up the road and back into the woods again and through some shiggy for a bit. Until we went up the hill that took us back to parking lot at point A. Here we found some more philly area hashers who explained they were late cumming do to several accidents on I-95. Including Tits of Steel who gave up trying to find trail and decided instead to go roller skating around the parking lot. One by one the hashers straggled back. Soon enough, our RA for the day, Skidmarks, opened circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Downs Downs were done. The hares drank a few times. Skidmarks gave himself a down-down for being for first in. And to Cause For Blindness who claimed to be last. Our visiting hashers by technicality drank, though the only one who hasn’t made regular appearances to our club was Uncle Bill Wants You, from the Dewey Beach Hash. The interruptus drank, except the one who was the most interruptus, Bunions Bitch, who cared only to witness but not partake in circle. Butt Weight and Just JC did a farewell, but hope to see you again some day, down-down as they are now headed back home to Florida. And those who missed the shot stop drank for that. And those who got stuck on I-95 for too long drank for that. And many other hashers drank for many other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace. After circle we enjoyed some gummy treats and other snacks with our beers and some catching up with each other. And a fine time was had. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1397 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |