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| Hash Number: | 1394 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1394 - Covid 19-54 - Pre-Easter Hash |
| When: | March 27, 2021 |
| Where: | 300 Wakefield Drive, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Dirty Wet Pussy Kitchen Bitch Two Buck Fuck | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1394 -- Covid 19-54 -- Pre-Easter Hash When: Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 1:30pm -- Note the time! Where: 300 Wakefield Dr, Newark DE 19702. In the Corporate Center at Christiana. Go to the far back parking lot by the pond. Not by the pool and private park. Who Hare: Dirty Wet Pussy and 2 Buck Fuck. And Kitchen Bitch will be doing his thing. What Else: There will be a egg hunt, Jell-o shot stop, and a Beer stop (I think I have missed haring). At our house (12 Penny Lane) there will be a fire pit on the back deck, circle if people hang out, and possibly some food. Dry bag is suggested, it’s been raining! And as always, bring your mask and practice your social distancing. Hash Cash: Free. BYOB. Friendlies: Dogs and offspring? Sure, why not. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Biatch Bunion Butt Butt Weight There's More Cause for Blindness Clark Cunt Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gives It Away Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Jewel of Duh-Nile Jug Stain Kitchen Bitch Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick Pokemon Ho Gotta Splooge them All Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Queen Pissayana RaidR Skidmarks Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Triple A-hole Turd Blossom Two Buck Fuck Under the Siege Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1394 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the otherwise empty parking lot of the former Comcast facility, and former a number of other facilities, on Wakefield Drive on the 19702 side of Newark, De for an Easter themed hash of sorts. This on the fine, now early Spring afternoon of Saturday, March the 27th, 2021 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Woody, Wishboneher, Jewels of Denial, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, Mary Fucking Poppins, Groper, Do Me on the Beach, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Jug Stain, Under the Siege, Queen Pissanyna, Beulah Ballbreaker, Cause For Blindness, Porta-Ho, Butt Weight There’s More, Raid-R, Biatch, Clark Cunt, Just Kim, Just Karen, Just Jenny, Just Anne, Gives It Away, Turd Bird, Spunk Monkey, Triple A-Hole, Magic Carpet Ride, Pickle Dick and perhaps a few others. Our hares of the day were Dirty Wet Pussy and Two-Buck Fuck, with Kitchen Bitch as a food hare later on. Butt Weight claimed to also be involved with some of the haring. And yours truly, MFP, threw a flour arrow or two at the beginning of the hash, because the others forgot to, and so technically could be accused of being a hare. So the pack hung out for a few. Sipping some brews and getting some in person social interaction in the spring sun. This before our RA for the day, Skidmarks, announced the chalk talk was to be in 10 minutes. Then 10 minutes later announced it was to be in 5 minutes. Eventually our hares informed us that standard flour marks were to be looked out for, as well as a beer stop and a jello shot stop. And some Easter Eggs at some point. The Turkey/ Eagle split was there at the beginning of trail, and so we were told to look out for that. Soon enough we were off. On! On! Eagles went left while Turkeys went right. Very few marks were found going left. But just enough that the eagles meandered out to Chapman Rd. And meandered back again to Wakefield Drive and into some shiggy where they caught to the walkers at the first Beer Near. And so we enjoyed some fine American Style pilsner courtesy of the Anheiser Busch corporation. Some of it fruity flavored. In fact, the finest that no hash cash can buy. A few pictures were taken. And soon enough we were off again. On! On! Trail went through some more shiggy and around a drainage pond or two before a check back eight was found. Those of us who stayed behind a little too long at the beer stop found ourselves briefly lost. Even though we counted back eight marks. This until our sweeping hare Two Buck arrived in time to point us in the right general direction. On! On! Though some more shiggy we went. And up onto the old, abandoned section of Walther road. Then over a log and across a creek and over another log and across the creek again. And on the way, disturbing a very upset mother goose who was looking after her eggs. Eventually we came to a park and a playground. The location of the second Beer Near, which also included some tasty flavored jello and pudding shots. And also included some plastic easter eggs strewn about the place. Some which included candy. Candy which Triple A-Hole lost a tooth while trying to munch down on. On! On! The rest of trail took us through the Valarno neighborhood, and on the edge of that, through a downed fence and some more shiggy. And around another drainage pond that was in front of where we parked our cars. One by one by two the hashers straggled back. Somebody managed to drag back another large piece of trail treasure, some part of some kiddy pool to have fun with during circle. Still not without beer, fortunately, our RA for the day Skidmarks, with one or two assists from Wishboneher, opened circle. Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. The hares drank a few times. So did our first and last inns. Visitors and interruptus drank. So did all those with nerd names that happen to be Karen. And all those with names that included Fuck, Butt, What? and Wet. Hash crash and blood on trail drank too. And there may have been an attempted naming or two. And many other folks drank for many other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace. After circle some of us adjourned to the back patio of DWP and Kitchen Bitch, where the Bitch had been slaving all day preparing us some tasty Chicken and Dumplings. And so we enjoyed that along with a fire pit and some story telling. While the kiddos enjoyed playing in the mud behind us. And a fine time was had. All and all it was another shitty trail. Though I have been missing those kind lately. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1395 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |