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| Hash Number: | 1285 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1285 |
| When: | March 9, 2019 |
| Where: | 70 Technology Drive, Elkton, MD |
| Hares: | Gives It Away Two Buck Fuck | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1285 When: Saturday, March 9, 2019 at 3pm HST Where: Triumph Industrial Park, Building 80-B, near 70 Technology Drive, Elkton, MD 2192 39°37'09.1"N 75°51'16.1"W, 39.619202, -75.854459 Who Hare: Two Buck F*ck and Gives It Away What Else: Bring a dry bag or dry shoes and maybe a flashlight if you are slow. It might be slushy/muddy/wet depending on what Mother Nature gives us on Friday. Local band will be playing at 9pm at the apres (Forsaken). Friendlies: Doggies? (trail-maybe with leash?, apres - no), Kiddies? (Trail-probably not, apres - no) Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From Delaware on Rt 40: Follow Rt 40 West, through Elkton. Turn right on North 279 (Elkton Rd). Go 1/2 mile and turn left at the light, on Blue Ball Road. Take care of your balls, and then .2 mile later turn left on Elk Park Way (no sign) into the Triumph Industrial Park. Follow the road around the curve and then immediately keep right at the kinda-Y (Technology Drive...again, not marked).. See Hashers around Building 80-B on the left, park. Good luck.. From Rt 95: Take the exit for 896N in Delaware, towards Newark. Turn left at Rt 4. Cross the railroad tracks and turn left on Rt 279 (Elkton Rd). Follow into Maryland, pass State Line Liquors, and keep going. After you pass the Cecil Library on the left (big LIBRARY letters on the front) turn right at the second light onto Blue Ball Road. Finish off those poor balls, and then .2 mile later turn left on Elk Park Way (no sign) into the Triumph Industrial Park. Follow the road around the curve and then immediately keep right at the kinda-Y (Technology Drive...again, not marked). See Hashers around Building 80-B on the left, park. Good luck. Call GIA if you get lost, because these directions suck! | Hashers |
| Asshopper Cause for Blindness Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gives It Away Mary Fucking Poppins Papsmear Pickle Dick PubeHeAteHer RaidR Slutmaster Two Buck Fuck With Horns On His Tits Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1285 So the slobbering pack gathered up at the ass-end of the Triumph Industrial park in the former marriage capital of the country Elkton, Md on the fine almost not Winter afternoon of March the 9th, 2019 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: PubeHeAteHer, Pickle Dick, Dirty Wet Pussy, Woody, Mary Fucking Poppins, Papsmear, Slutmaster, With Horns on His Tits, Cause For Blindness, RaidR, Asshopper, Do Me On the Beach, Devil Woman, Just Vaughn, Just Tammy, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were the duo of Two Buck Fuck and Gives It Away. Curious about whether or not the previous weeks trail caused most of our members to drop out of the hash, or if location, only a few miles from Newark, convinced many to not show up we were. Because for once the sun came out and the tempature rose above 40 degrees for the first time since October. And do we hung out for a while, sipping on some brews waiting just in case the bitches who chose instead to go to brunch that day would make it down here for a little exercise. Reminding me of how some of those old Blue Hen Hashes used to begin. Eventually our RA for the day, Woody, convened all together for the chalk talk. At least for the benefits of our two virgins, Just Vaughn and Just Tammy. Our hares explained to us to look out for a few arrows along with a beer near and a shot near. And also communicating that neither was going to be done directly out of a motor vehicle, so to follow the marks, the freaking marks, and look for either a bag, a cooler or a hare on trail. Soon enough we followed the direction the arrow was pointing in and we were off. On! On! We ran into the shiggy for a while looking for marks. One of our sweeping hares, Two Buck had to point one or two out to us. And so we followed marks down a hill and out into the neighborhood. We found marks eventually and followed the asphalt taking turns here and there down a few roads through a few neighborhoods. A group of hashers stopped for a photo op in front of a sign warning that the area was under surveillance. On! On! A check got a few of us FRBS stuck in a rut for a while until the walkers caught up. Trail went down a road and through the parking lot of some facility. As far as I know this was all virgin territory. Papsmear decided to turn back at this point for some reason. Trail took us back into a neighborhood and then across Newark Elkton Rd, past the school and there we saw Two Bucks van, but no Beer Near symbol. However that was found in the woods to the left, and through a few brambles we found Gives It Away and RaidR, waiting for us in front of a drainage tunnel that was leaking out to the Elk Creek. Chuckling they were to us FRB’s who got there first for the beer was placed a few dozen yards into the tunnel. Guessing that few would be willing to enjoy their brews in that. PubeHeAteHer hauled the cooler back out into the light, much to the chagrin of Two Buck. And so we enjoyed our brews for a few. A few brave hashers did decide to take a brief tour of the tunnel. Cause For Blindness took the opportunity to show our virgins how she got here name. But soon enough we were ushered off. On! On! Trail went through another neighborhood in downtown Elkton. Then disappeared for a bit. But Two Buck was back there again leading the way. We went back into the woods for a while, again all new territory for us. Marks led us to a shot near where we found a backpack full of yummy jello shots next to some ancient, decaying concrete structures whose purpose none of us could figure. However there were some fine works of art spray painted on them that we took some time to admire. And so we enjoyed those shots for a while before embarking again. On! On! We went forward down a dirt road for a while. Until we ran out of marks. Gives It Away, getting lost on her on trail then remembered we were supposed to turn right a few yards back. On! On! Trail went though the woods a little bit more, then across a creek where we encountered more ancient mysterious concrete structures. After a little bit of shiggy we came out to the On! In! right in front of Triumph Industrial park. After hanging out for a few minutes, down-downs were poured and our RA for the day, Woody, opened circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung, Down Downs were done. The hares drank a few times. Pube drank for first-in again, and Cause drank for last. As did our one visitor Papsmear. DWP and Cause For Blindness drank for hash crash and blood on trail. Our virgins of the day, Just Tammy and Just Vaughn did their virgin down downs. As did anybody with dry lips. Then the hash went in peace. After circle we adjourned to the Catfish Tavern, formerly known as the Fletchwood Inn, which seems to have changed in name only. Here we were joined by the auto-hashing Devil Woman. And we enjoyed some tasty pizza and popcorn to go with our bees. Along with a round or two of darts. All in All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1286 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |