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|What:||Hockessin Hash #1331|
|When:||Jan. 11, 2020|
|Where:||12 Penny Lane, Newark, DE|
|Hares:||Dirty Wet Pussy|
Two Buck Fuck
|What: Hockessin Hash #1331|
When: Saturday, January 11, 2020 at 3:00pm HST
Where: 12 Penny Lane Newark DE 19702. Best bet to get here is to google it. DWP sucks a directions. If you get lost call Dirty and good luck.
Who Hare: Dirty Wet Pussy, 2 Buck Fuck, and Kitchen Bitch
What Else: It’s another Bar Crawl!!! (Hares might lie) Rain or shine, there will be trail. As it looks to be a very warm January day, get outside in the New Year, and maybe burn a few calories as as there might actually be a trail. Dry bag advisable. Fire pit will be lit as long as it’s not pouring rain.
Friendlys: Friendly to kids & dogs.
Hash Cash: $7
D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 4/Rt. 273 East towards Dover, turn right on Old Baltimore Pike, go about 1 mile and turn into Norwegian Woods on your right. Take the first left (Winding Rd) then take the first right (Penny Ln). Park and look around for hashers. Call Dirty for at-the-moment d'erections.
Cause for Blindness
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Gives It Away
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
Queef N Cheddar with Arby Sauce
Two Buck Fuck
|Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1331|
So, the slobbering pack gathered up at the pad of DWP and Kitchen Bitch on Penny Lane in Norwegian Woods about 5000 miles west of Norway on the fine afternoon of January 11th, 2020 AD, though it felt more like a day in April.
Hashers present at some point included: Spitbucket, Slutmaster, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Dirty Wet Pussy, Queef N’ Cheddar with Arby Sauce, PubeHeAteHer, NecroFeelMeUp, Cause For Blindness, Pickle Dick, Asshopper, Cousin It, Mary Fucking Poppins, Do Me On the Beach, Magic Carpet Ride, Beulah Ballbreaker, Woody, Toxic Shock, Tinsle Tits, Gives It Away, Turd Blossom, and many, many others.
Our hares for the day were Dirty Wet Pussy and Two Buck Fuck, who had earlier threatened to cancel the hash for the turd week in a row and substitute it with another pub crawl, but seeing that it was a nice day choose to lay an outdoor adventure for us.
And so, we hung out on the back patio for a few sipping our brews enjoying the lovely spring weather in the middle of the winter. Eventually our RA for the day, Spitbucket opened up circle for the chalk talk. Our Hares explained to us that we should for marks in flour and purple chalk and that long falses would be marked, but the shorter ones may not be. We were told to look for a Turkey/ Eagle split, along with 2 beer stops. DWP laid down two arrows going in opposite directions. But told us to go out front and look to the right.
We found some chalk marks taking us down and out of Penny Lane. Trail took a left and went down a neighborhood path where we found the Turkey/Eagle split.
The Turkeys went to the left and ending up getting ahead of the eagles for a while, while the eagle trail took a right, and went down Norwegian Woods Blvd. We went down a hill into some trees and some shiggy, and across a stream and into the nearby apartment complex.
Curious residents watched the hashers as they solved a few checks, and were eventually able to find marks taking us through a fence and back out into Norwegian Woods.
Trail took us around the hood for a while. A few checks were solved and then we caught up to the Turkeys as they were migrating back into the woods. A few yards into the trees and near the cement factory we found Two Buck Fuck with a cooler of beer for the beer near.
And so we enjoyed our brews and some conversation and the good weather for a few before we went off on trail again.
Trail took us out of the woods for a little while. And then back in it, as a few lazy hashers screwed themselves by trying to find the easier way around. Around a currently empty drainage pond our hares led us. And then back into the woods. There where we had to make and oh so painful water crossing and back, unless one was near the back and so saw you could avoid crossing all together.. Up a hill the marks took us to another empty drainage pond where the second beer near was found.
And so we enjoyed some brews, just like we did the time before. And also we enjoyed not having to worry about stepping in goose poop, as those nasty birds apparently moved on elsewhere for the time being. Soon enough we were off.
Trail took us back into the hood, and past a community playground. Soon we came across the On! In! about a block or so from Penny Lane, with Spitbucket taking the honors of finishing first. And I don’t know who finishing last.
One by one by two the hashers made it back to point, with a few changing while the rest of us enjoyed more beers before our RA for the day, Spitbucket convened circle.
Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. The hares drank once or twice. And at least once for lying on the announcement. Those with blood on trail drank, as well as our interruptus. Slutmaster drank for going on trail with a polo shirt. And our visiting hasher for the day, Queef and Chedder with Arby Sauce, from the Savannah Hash, or someplace near there, gave us a song we had not heard. Cause For Blindness tried to make a few accusations and was shouted down again. And many other people drank for many other reasons, before announcements were made and the hash went in peace.
After circle we enjoyed a fine spread of pulled pork sandwiches, baked beans, mac and cheese along with coleslaw, along with an assortment of hot sauces and other condiments. This along with our beer and later on a fire pit, where a Christmas tree and several remnants of furniture where given a funeral pyre. We also enjoyed watching some football and a fine time was had. And later we were joined by the auto-hashing Gives It Away and Turd Blossom.
Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1332? This cumming Saturday.