Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:1330
What:Hockessin Hash #1330 - It's another Dead End Pub Crawl, Part DUH!
When:Jan. 4, 2020
Where:222 Delaware Street, New Castle, DE
Hares:Dead End
What: Hockessin Hash #1330, It's another Dead End Pub Crawl, Part DUH!
When: Saturday, January 4, 2020 at 12:00pm HST
Where: Sonora at the David Finney Inn, 222 Delaware St., New Castle, DE
Who Hare: Dead End, Duh!
Why: You people didn’t drink enough at New Year’s.
What Else: 12pm start. We will start at this pub, continue at the pub, and finish at the pub.. Consider this a not-so-dry run at this Year’s STATE OF EMERGENCY HASH!
Kid Friendly: What part of PUB CRAWL didn't you understand?
Dog Friendly: Let's let Dead End's favorite preacher speak to that one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
Hash Cash: $7
D'erections: From I-95, take the exit for Rt. 141 East/New Castle. Go past the airport, Rt. 13, and William Penn High School and take a left onto Rt. 273. Then bear right onto Delaware Street into Old New Castle. Sonora is on the corner of Delaware and 3rd. Look for parking on the street. Park, walk to Sonora, get your drink on.
Beulah Ball-Breaker
Bunion Butt
Dead End
Devil Woman
Do Me On the Beach
Magic Carpet Ride
Rug Burn
Sandy Penis Beach
Toxic Shock
Wet Lay
Hash Trash
Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1330
So, the slobbering pack met up at one of our favorite spots, Sonora at the David Finney Inn, aka Smells Like Hash Spirit’s place of business on a damp, dreary, near 50-ish degree afternoon of Saturday, January 4th, 2020 A.D. to celebrate the first hash of the new year the best way we know how ... with a bar crawl hash.
Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included: Do Me On the Beach, NecroPheelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Magic Carpet Ride, Devil Woman, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Asshopper, Rugburn, Sandy Penis Beach, Beulah Ballbreaker, Groper, Toxic Shock and . . .?
Our hare for today was expert bar crawl organizer, Dead End who always cums through to fill a hole when no one else can be coerced into haring. His illustrious co-hare was of course, the voluntold Smells Like Hash Spirit who may have been a little surprised by the time change of the event to noon (because you can’t drink all day if you don’t start early). And so, he welcomed all to the hash, declared that we were all on trail and that the first round was on him. Groper went off to bike around town for a while as the rest of us did bicep curls with beers.
Shortly after this, Do Me used her powers of influence and delegation to declare that we should at least do trail around the block, so she pilfered a plastic bucket of flour, nominated PubeHeAteHer to hare a trail and somehow everyone found themselves outside, except for the actual hare who declared that we were all in violation for going off trail away from the bar.
And so, Pube was given a window of 2 minutes, which was more like 1-ish and we quickly picked up flour blobs leading from Sonora’s back deck, down 3rd Street. Trail banged a left through a courtyard where we came upon a check that we were sure would lead us back out to Delaware Street. Turns out, there was no way to cut through, so we were forced to follow trail through the grass (shiggiest part) at the edge of Battery Park.
We were eventually led back out to Delaware Street where most of the pack had become extremely tired and thirsty by now. Here we discovered a turkey/eagle split which had the turkeys Head-ing back to point A and the over-achieving eagles (Do Me and yours-truly) crossing the street, banging left through another courtyard and straight back across the street to the ‘On In’ which was written on a cocktail napkin on the ground, causing the eagles to completely blow by it and lose trail. Butt eventually they found their way back to point A and joined the turkeys for another pint or two.
And so, Dead End opened circle by declaring that circle was closed and we all drank hashily ever after, or at least for a few hours. We were joined by Devil Woman and Toxic Shock who had actually overachieved by walking all the way from the Riverfront. Following circle, we feasted on poutine appetizers and a wide variety of delicacies from Sonora’s fantastic menu prepared by Hash Spirit and her very gracious staff. Many drinks were drank, laughs were laughed, the New Year was toasted again and again, company was enjoyed and all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1331 this Saturday.