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| Hash Number: | 1328 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1328 - The birthday hash of Mount Me and Skidmarks! |
| When: | Dec. 21, 2019 |
| Where: | 400 Block of Beech Street, Wilmington, DE 19805 |
| Hares: | Mount Me Skidmarks | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1328 -- A yearly festivity shall occur on this wondrous December day! The birthday hash of Mount Me and Skidmarks! When: Saturday, December 21, 2019 at 4:00pm HST (yes, another change in the start time) Where: 400 Block of Beech Street, Wilmington, DE 19805. This parking lot is brand new! It is behind the Blue Rocks Stadium (we have started from this general area a time or two), and next to the IMAX Theater. Who Hare: Mount Me and Skidmarks, of course What Else: Start at 4:00pm -- Why? Because maybe we'll get to see some Xmas lights and the timing works better for the Apres at the Baker's Christmas Party! Don your gay apparel and maybe bring a light for trail for any hard to see marks on trail. Friendlys: On trail should be fine, although we will be in the city, so they would probably be on leash most of the time. They will not be able to come to the Apres! Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From points South of Wilmington: Exit 6 (Maryland Avenue/ MLK Blvd), which is the first Wilmington exit. At the bottom of the ramp, turn left. Go to Beech Street, and turn left. Go under the I-95 Viaduct, parking lot is on the right! From points North of Wilmington: Exit 6 (4th St Exit), which is the last Wilmington Exit. After crossing over 4th Street (at the bottom of the ramp), get over to the right lane! Follow straight to Maryland Avenue. Turn right onto Maryland Avenue, and Left at the next light, Beech Street. Go under the I-95 Viaduct, parking lot is on the right! If you get lost, call a hare! Or look for the Blue Rocks Stadium & Wilmington Riverfront IMAX Theater, and look between these two landmarks! | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Beulah Ball-Breaker Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Cousin It Dancing Fool Devil Woman Lost Penis Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Slutmaster Toxic Shock Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1328, Skidmarks and Mount Me’s Birthday Hash! ‘Twas the night of the hash and in the starting spot The hashers were gathering in the Blue Rocks parking lot. One by one they had cum, the younger, but mostly old To have some prelube beers to insulate them from the cold. The hares were Skidmarks and Mount Me today Who were celebrating their birthdays in a mighty fine way. And Skidmarks without shorts and Mount Me in her hood Were hoping that their trail would turn out to be good. When over yonder some chalk was thrown on the ground So we went over to it and gathered around. There were to be flour blobs and checks and falses galore A shot stop, some chalk marks and arrows and more. When what to my wondering eyes should appear But the best mark of all .... the Beer Near. A check was our first mark, which had us wandering about But eventually, somebody “On-On” did shout.. More slowly than sloths, the hashers they came Calling one another by many a silly name: There was Beulah Ballbreaker and Lost Penis too Devil Woman, Toxic Shock and Woody to name a few. There was NecroPheelMeUp and PubeHeAteHer who today were not faster There was 7th Hole, Cousin It and dear ol’ Slut Master. Weird Al, Bumpy Beaver, Bunion Butt and Wet Lay All looking for trail on this cold winter’s day. So into Wilmington’s finest neighborhoods we flew Where the pack got hung up on a check or two. Many candycanes were found on trail to our delight And we made it to the Beer Near while it was still light. Mount Me was waiting for us in the Rita’s parking lot With Bubba’s, Rumchata and beer to hit the spot. A wink of her eye and a twist of her head Soon game me to know ... Head? Who said Head? Skids pointed an elbow and said “trail goes back there” So off we sauntered at the behest of our hare. Into Canby Park where dead bodies have been found We looked for marks on trees, but mostly wandered around. But Woody yelling “On-On” was a guiding sound And soon in a tree the Shot Stop was found. Crème de Cacao and Peppermint Schnapps were poured, more than a nip Till we were sufficiently warmed for the rest of the trip. We sprang into action Head-ing down Oak Street Where on the way back, Dancing Fool we did meet. And once we hit Beech Street we knew we were near All made it back to the parking lot to have some more beer. So circle was opened on a construction barrel’s top The hares drank for their birthday trail not being a total flop. 7th Hole drank for FRB and Bunion Butt for last Some others drank, but it was cold, so we drank really fast. Skids sprang into announcements while beers were being had And directed all to Christiana Pub, then Dirty Wet Pussy’s pad. And I heard Woody exclaim before we drove out of here “May the hash go in peace” and have plenty more beer! Oh-On NecroPheelMeUp | |