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| Hash Number: | 1327 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1327 - H4's Anal Christmas Hash |
| When: | Dec. 14, 2019 |
| Where: | Paper Mill Park, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Circle Jerk Do Me On the Beach Legal Ego | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1327, H4's Anal Christmas Hash When: Saturday, December 14, 2019 at 2:00pm HST Where: Papermill Park (at the intersection of Papermill Rd and Polly Drummond Hill Rd) Who Hare: Do Me on the Beach, Circle Jerk, and maybe a Virgin hare What Else: Start at 2:00pm -- daylight is short and we need to get the party/apres (at 1117 Kelly Dr, Newark, DE) started early-ish to fit in all the fun, food, and festivities. Hot tub will be available ... bring a towel if you want to partake. What About Gifts: In keeping with tradition, there will be a gift exchange. It’s a good way to go home with some random swag. Bring a wrapped gift worth around $20. Do Me on the Beach would like to see some nice stuff, not just booze, porn, and the crap for your hash drawer. It's ok to party with us if don't wanna do the gift exchange, but you'll miss out on all the fun.. Here We Cum uh Caroling: Weather permitting, be prepared to go out caroling. At least one neighbor likes us to visit ... and they serve booze. Song sheets will be provided. Instruments (musical, that is) are welcome. What About the Big Jolly Man: Hey kids (big and small), Santa will be available to sit on his lap, if you have the stomach for it. Friendlys: Dogs OK (leashed, of course) on trail, not really in the house. Stroller use will result in injury to occupants, so don’t bring any of those ... or their typical occupants, for that matter.. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From north or south on I-95 take Exit 3 Rt. 273 West. Proceed 1.6 miles turn right on Ogletown Rd. Take left at new intersection, now you’re on Red Mill Rd. Continue 1.3 miles to intersection with Kirkwood Hwy. Proceed straight through traffic light, now you’re on Polly Drummond Hill Rd (same road, different name). Proceed 3 miles and park is on left before light at Paper Mill Rd. (Rt 72). Park, don your gay apparel, and hash. | Hashers |
| Biatch Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Butt Lite Circle Jerk Cousin It Dancing Fool Dead End Devil Woman Digital Dick Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Fast Eddie Gaydar The Penetrator Groper Horny Hands Legal Ego Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp Piping Hot Vagina Prom Queen PubeHeAteHer RaidR Senior Sex Toy Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket STD Thudmuffin Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1327 So, the slobbering pack gathered up again at Papermill Park on the drizzly afternoon of Saturday, December the 14th, 2019 AD for the annual Christmas themed hash. Hashers I remember being present at some point: NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Groper, Dirty Wet Pussy, Devil Woman, Magic Carpet Ride, STD, Mount Me, Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Spitbucket, Mary Fucking Poppins, Cousin It, Prom Queen, Gaydar, Piping Hot Vagina, Buttlite, Digital Dick, Slutmaster, Senior Sex Toy, Woody, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Dead End, RaidR, Biaotch, Horney Hands, Dancing Fool, Thud Muffin, and many, many others. Our hares and hosts for the day were once again Circle Jerk and Do Me on the Beach with help from Fast Eddie and Legal Ego who I hazily remember being renamed later that day. And so, with the announcement out that we were going to start an hour earlier than usual most seemed to get it, but not all .... And so we sipped our brews until at least half past 2. Some Golden Monkey along with a Mad Elf or two was placed amongst the swill. And, for better or for worse, the precipitation ceased, the County Mounty left the parking lot and a few minutes after the usually late arriving Woody joined us along with the ride-share riding Thud Muffin, our RA for the day, Spit Bucket, opened up circle for the chalk talk. Our hares explained to us that there would be a few wet flour spots to follow as marks, as well as a few pink ribbons, and some red chalk. We were told to expect a Turkey/Eagle split along with a shot stop and a beer stop. Circle Jerk requested us runners, a minority these days, take a lap around the park to give the Turkey’s a head start. Soon enough we were off. On! On! Trail went through the Middle Run section of White Clay park for a while. Down the muddy, slippery paths we went, and slipped many of us did. On! On! We went through here and there. Up a hill or two we went until we came out to a familiar drink stop where we found Circle Jerk with some bottles of aquavit and some other liquors as well as the pickled herring to honor the dearly departed Himalaya. And so we toasted to him and many other things and sipped down some more. Our hare pointed out that there would be a Turkey/ Eagle split coming up and off we went. On! On! The turkeys stayed on the road for a while, while the eagles went back on the muddy, muddy trails. Through a drainage tunnel under Fox Den Road, I think, we went, or over it, if you are Woody. A few checks around a corn field we found, and up and down a few more hills. And across a few little bridges. Until, eventually we found the beer stop where the Turkeys had been waiting for us for a few minutes. And here we enjoyed our choice of Warsteiner from a mini-keg that Circle Jerk had humped in there for us, along with a few cans of swill, along with shots from a bottle of some creamy liquor provided by Dancing Fool. And so after a little respite, we went back on trail. On! On! Down the now-paved path we followed all the way back to the intersection of Paper Mill and Corner Ketch Rd and back to the park, which by this point, was completely littered by Canada Goose droppings. Here we were joined by half a dozen auto hashers including Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al, Gaydar, Dead End, and RaidR dressed up in a Grinch outfit. And so after a few highs and byes were made we headed back to the abode of Circle and Do Me for the circle ceremony and the Apre’s, where, unsurprisingly, we were joined by more auto hashers. Eventually our RA for the day, Spitbucket opened up circle. Penalties and Awards were dished out, songs were sung, down-downs were done in the fancy Christmas cups brought out once a year for this occasion. The hares drank a few times. As did the first in and last. As did the many hash crashers, interruptus, auto-hashers, and such. And many other folks drank for many other things. Legal Ego was brought in for another renaming, Spitbucket declaring himself a Dick-Tator renamed him something like Asslicker-Gizzmopper Ass-tourneys at law. We’ll see if that sticks. And after announcements were made, Woody let the hash go in peace. After circle, we adjourned upstairs for the feast. And so we enjoyed a fine fine spread, that included ham and mac & cheese, provided by Wet Lay, I think. As well as two kinds of salad, some lovely artichoke dip, and some goose breast chunks from some goose shot by Legal Ego. And there were also at least 4 fine tasty cakes brought in by Dead End from his favorite bakery. This to go along with our beers, our wines, our liquors and many fine drinks. Soon enough the famous gift exchange began, with Skidmarks playing Santa in his hot disco pants and Spitbucket playing Dick-Tator. And so gifts were given and received and stolen and taken that included another fine assortment of booze, porn, gag items and the most coveted Golden Ticket, picked out by ButtLite this time, I think. And that was only the beginning of the revelry, which included more Christmas Caroling, shuffleboard playing, porn watching, old hash video watching, hot tubbing, and many more shenanigans that this writer figures he better leave out. And a fine time was had. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1328 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |