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| Hash Number: | 1323 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1323 - PubeHeAteHer Birthday Bash |
| When: | Nov. 16, 2019 |
| Where: | 100 Dean Drive, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1323, PubeHeAteHer Birthday Bash When: Saturday, November 16, 2019 at 3:00pm HST Where: 100 Dean Drive, Newark, DE 19711 (back parking lot behind Timothy's) Who Hare: PubeHeAteHer and NecroFeelMeUp What Else: It's getting dark early these days, so, you know, maybe the hash will start close to on-time. Friendlys: Pets OK for trail, not for apres; kids - um, it's a hash Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 3 - 273 W towards Newark. On Main Street, turn right onto N Chapel Street. N Chapel Street crosses over Cleveland Ave and becomes Paper Mill Rd. Before crossing the bridge over the White Clay Creek, take right at the Timothy's signage. Keep driving until you see hashers. Park and reminiscence about H4's 1000th run and it doesn't seem like it was six years ago. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Biatch Bunion Butt Butt Lite Closing Time Cousin It CU Next Ten Years Dead End Devil Woman Do Me On the Beach F6 Groper Hare Today Cum Tomorrow Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mount Me NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze RaidR Skidmarks Slutmaster The Wetter the Better Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash #1323 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the lot on Dean Drive up the hill from Timothy’s on the waterfront in Newark, De on the fine cold, windy day of November the 16th, 2019 AD for the PubeHeAteher birthday hash. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Slutmaster, Cousin It, Dead End, F-6, Closing Time, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Do Me on the Beach, Woody, Mary Fucking Poppins, Devil Woman, Magic Carpet Ride, Purple Haze, Beulah Ballbreaker, Butt Lite, Groper, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, C U Next Ten Years, Just Paul, Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow, RaidR, Biatch, Mount Me, and many, many others. Our hares for the day were the birthday boy, PubeHeAteHer and his partner in crime, NecroFeelMeup, who finally picked a day to hare that it didn’t rain. And so we enjoyed our brews for a few while fighting the wind, and enjoyed checking out the refurbished El Camino that F-6 and Closing Time arrived in. Pube set down the marks for the chalk talk. And our RA for the day, Woody circled us up. And so our hare informed us that he was going to be laying some of this live, and to give him a 10 minute head start. We were told to look out for flour marks, chalk and pink ribbon. We were a told that there would be a Turkey/ Eagle split. And we were also told to expect a beer stop, and two OTF (On the Foot stops). And so our hare ran off in the general direction of where the true trail arrow was marked. On! On! Trail took us down the hill of Dean Drive into the parking lot of Timothy’s. At the bottom of the hill we found the Turkey/ Eagle split. The turkey trail went to the left, the eagle went to the right. On! On! The Turkeys went over to and across Paper Mill Rd, finding a check near Curtis Mill Park. Here they lost trail for a little while. Until Lost Penis found marks following the Pomeroy Trail, more or less. On! On! The Eagle Trail took us into the woods along the White Clay Creek, with a little shiggy here and there. Then around the back of the Nissian dealership where we found a check and a false trail going out to Cleveland avenue. On! On! The Turkeys waddled a little faster as it was cold. Following the Pomeroy Trail across Clevand Avenue, past Newark Shopping Center, across Main Street, then Delaware Ave and eventually came to their OTF stop, where they were forced to share a can of sour Apple 4 Loco. The Eagles had a more complicated adventure, that included going back into the woods then through the public housing complex, now known as Alder Creek, where Cleveland Heights once stood. Back into the woods we went again, across another stream, until Skidmarks found our OTF stop near the Kirkwood Hwy crossing. Here we quickly shared an oil can of Fosters. On! On! Eagle trail then commenced through the drainage tunnel under the highway. But since it was cold, all the Eagles except for Skidmarks, pussied out and decided to play Frogger across the highway. We met Skidmarks on the other side, and had a fine time trying to cross library avenue, where an arrow pointed us. On! On! The eagles which at this point consisted of Skidmarks, Woody, Closing Time, F-6 and yours Truly MFP spent a few minutes solving all the checks and falses which took us behind Mcdonalds, across Main Street, behind the library, through George Read Park, past the school bus parking lot behind Newark High, through some more shiggy, and eventually back to the Pomeroy trail, where we found the other OTF stop, after missing the Turkey’s by about 10 minutes. On! On! Trail went down Wyoming Avenue for a little bit. Then out back onto library avenue and through the barely standing College Square shopping center, behind which we found the beer near where Necro was patiently waiting for us with the suds. And here we finally met up with the shivering Turkeys, who got a brief picture of what its like for the eagles when we have to wait for them at the beer stop. Us Eagles had to chug our beers fast as the Turkeys wanted to get a move on soon. On! On! Pube led the pack back, though this time at a walking pace, as we went back to library avenue and then on to Cleveland and back down the hill of Dean Drive, except for Cousin It and Slutmaster who ended up off trail again and had to take the long way back. Skidmarks, decided to start running again, as he was the most scantily clad that cold day, and so finished first in. Its confusing, however who finished last, as that was par for the course. The word was attempted to be spread, that big surprise we were going to circle and On After at Pube and Necro’s place, so the hashers jumped in their cars to head back there, and unsurprisingly we lost a few folks in the process. After the shivering hashers finally arrived inside. Down Down beers were poured outside and we forced ourselves to go back out there for circle. Our RA for the day, Woody opened up circle. Awards and penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. Our hares drank 3 or 4 times. Skidmarks drank for being first in. And Woody became the stunt liver for Cousin It, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Slutmaster or who ever happened to finish last. People who had blood on trail drank. C U Next 10 years and Just Paul drank for being visitors and interruptus. Pube got his birthday side side with the help of a few lovely harriets, and a few other people drank for a few other things, before one or two announcements were made and the hash went in peace. After circle we enjoyed some fine macaroni chili with a meat and a non-meat option. As well as salad, and a variety of calorie heavy desserts. We were also joined by the auto-hashing Hare Today Cum tomorrow. And so we had a fine time playing pool, drinking brews, telling stories and whatever else. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1324 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |