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| Hash Number: | 1315 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1315 |
| When: | Sept. 21, 2019 |
| Where: | 2120 Veale Rd, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Senior Sex Toy Slutmaster Woody Woodpecker | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1315 When: Saturday, September 21, 2019 3:00pm HST Where: St. Edmunds Academy, 2120 Veale Rd, Delaware 19810 Who Hare: Slutmaster and Woody What Else: It's the first day of Oktoberfest in Munich and 2nd day in Newark -- Prost! Friendlies: Neither dog nor kid friendly. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: I-95 North bound: Get off exit for Harvey Rd. (next exit after Marsh Rd.) and turn left onto Harvey. Go two trafic lights and turn left onto Veale Rd. Go about 1/4 mile and the Academy parking lot is on your left. I-95 South bound: Get off at Marsh Rd. and turn right onto Marsh. Go up to Veale Rd. and turn right (at light). Follow Veale for about two miles and the Academy parking lot is on your right. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Biatch Bunion Butt Cousin It Dead End Do Me On the Beach Jubal Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins RaidR Senior Sex Toy Skidmarks Slutmaster The Wetter the Better Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1315 So the slobbering pack gathered up in the parking lot of St. Ed’s Academy on Veale Rd in Ardentown on the fine afternoon of Saturday September the 21st, 2019 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Do Me on the Beach, Jubol, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dead End, Cousin It, RaidR, Biaotch, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Slutmaster and Woody, with help with the food from Senior Sex Toy and her grandchildren. So we hung out there for a little while sipping some brews and exchanging tales from what we saw that Octoberfest weekend. With No RA’s present Skidmarks got saddled with taking over those duties and opened up the circle. Woody explained the marks to us, that there would be a few false trails, a check back, a be very fucking careful mark, and two beer nears. Soon enough we were off. On! On! Trail went up Veale Rd. With Skidmarks being the two FRB’s, we found a few falses and a check back, I think in the neighborhoods on the way to Harvey Rd. Trail disappeared for a bit, and Slutmaster hurriedly shepherded the pack down to a cul’ de sac, where a path into the woods with a few marks leading into it was found. On! On! Trail came out of the woods and out onto Harvey Rd, where one needed to be very fucking careful, as there are few motorists that like to heed the 24mph sign. Trail seemed to be going towards I-95 and us FRB’s got as far as the on-ramp, before we turned around and noticed Slutmaster shepherding the rest of the pack in another direction again. On! On! Trail went into the other side of Ardentown. For a little while every mark seemed to serve as a check, as it took some significant effort to figure out what direction the next one was going to take us in, thus giving those behind a few extra opportunities to catch up. Trail took us down a hill and back into the woods again.. On! On! Trail took us along the south branch of Naamans creek and then we came to the Turkey/ Eagle split. Here we came across a Turkey/ Eagle split which was upside down, and it turns out misdirected, as Woody hared this trail in sections in miscoordination with Slutmaster and most of it backwards. Yours Truly followed the eagle trail for about 5 yards, but turned around when he heard Woody and Skidmarks yelling beer near, for there they were down the path a little bit under the railroad bridge tunnel atop the Naamans Creek. And so the rest of the back made it there soon enough and we enjoyed a beverage while enjoying a fine view of the running water of the creek, where we even spotted a fish or two. This while Woody made wild excuses of how his Turkey/Eagle split got screwed up. Soon enough we were off. On! On! Skidmarks, feeling working out that day took off and got quite a bit ahead of us, as the rest of us got slowed down following trail because the sun bouncing off the trees made every tree look like it had a mark on it. Slutmaster mentioned many times just to follow the creek. And after getting stumped a half dozen times we found trail taking us across the creek then back the way we came. On! On! Lost Penis played FRB for a little while and found a check back 6, which took us back into Arden town. And here we found a Beer Near mark, along with Woody and that Saab of his at the home of some friendly residents who really like to do it up for Halloween. And so we enjoyed a beer while this couple gave us a tour of their haunted yard, which was littered with quite a few elaborate halloween decorations, including mannequins, some of which moved. So after we enjoyed that for a while we went back on trail. On! On! For the second week in a row trail took us through a wedding party that were setting up for pre-reception pictures. Do Me and Jubol, who left the beer stop early again, lost trail. And so depended on the FRB’s to find it for them. On! On! Trail took us back across Harvey Road, down somebody’s driveway and up a path that took us to the On! In! on Veale Rd across from point A at St. Eds, parking lot. One by one by the two the hashers came back in, here where RaidR and Biaotch were riding their bikes around in circles waiting for us. After a few minutes of hanging out we headed back to Slutmaster's Pad for the circle and the food, that Senior Sex Toy and her granddaughter were cooking up for us. Our RA for the day, Skidmarks ran a quick laid back circle, during which almost nobody got out of their chair. After announcements were made and the hash went in peace, we enjoyed the usual Slutmaster/Senior Sex Toy fare of meatball sandwiches, mac and cheese, salad and Friendlies ice-cream with cookies, to go along with our beer, before they closed up shop right as the sun was going down. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1316 this cumming Saturday. On! On! MFP | |