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| Hash Number: | 1311 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1311 |
| When: | Aug. 28, 2019 |
| Where: | 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Asshopper The Wetter the Better | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1311 When: Wednesday, August 28, 2019 at 6:30pm HST Where: 715 Art Lane, Newark, DE, 19713 Who Hare: Asshopper and Wetter the Better Why: Because we just can't get enough! What Else: Bring a flashlight or something, in case it gets somewhat dark on trail. Bring a dry bag and chair to park your booty on for apres. Please be considerate to neighbors when you park your car at the start. Friendlies: Trail and apres should be dog friendly. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 1 for Route 896 N/Newark. Stay right and at the 2nd light, take a right JUST AFTER W Chestnut Hill Rd. The AFTER is a jug-handle to go across, there is no left turn lane at the light. On W Chestnut Hill Rd take the 3rd Right and go to the end. Folks coming N on I-95 can get off an exit early and save the toll and make their way to Rt. 896 South and turn right on W Chestnut Hill. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Asshopper Beulah Ball-Breaker Bumpy Beaver Bunion Butt Butt Lite Closing Time Cousin It Dancing Fool Dead End Digital Dick Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Gaydar The Penetrator Groper Kitchen Bitch Legal Ego Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Weird Al Spanks the Bitch Wet Lay Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1311 So, the slobbering pack gathered up at the pad of Asshopper and Wetter the Better at the end of Art Lane, again, on the semi balmy, semi rainy late summer late afternoon of August the 28th, 2019 AD. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Slutmaster, Do Me on the Beach, Dirty Wet Pussy, Kitchen Bitch, Cousin It, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Digital Dick, Buttlite, Groper, PubeHeAteHer, NecroFeelMeUp, Perfect Woman, Spunk Monkey, Mary Fucking Poppins, Spitbucket, Just Joshua, Magic Carpet Ride, Purple Haze, 7th Hole, F-6, Closing Time, Gaydar, Beulah Ballbreaker, Dead End, Porta’Ho, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Anything Butt/Professor Creekwater, Woody, Dancing Fool, Weird Al, Bumpy Beaver and many, many others. Our Hares and Hosts for the day were once again Asshopper and Wetter the Better who did their second trail for the week. And so hashers loafed about in the back driveway for a few sipping some brews and wondering if they should make like me and break out an umbrella as the sky was giving us a few light sprinklings from time to time. Shortly after 6:30pm our RA for the day, Spitbucket attempted to circle the hashers up for the chalk talk, while they were busy talking and talking and talking. Asshopper explained to us to look for flour along with pink chalk and little strips of plastic baggies tied to shiggy, and to attempt to ignore the blue chalk and all the other marks from the Blue Hen trail a few days earlier, many of which intersected with this one. We were also told to expect marks to not be too visible since, of course the marks were laid down before any rain came. And soon enough we were off. On! On! Trail went through the yard and back out into the neighborhood where it always goes. And there was a check as soon as we encountered the street like there always is. This time true trail, while confusing to find did indeed intend for us to go right this time. Though Asshopper with the walkers short cutter right as both ways would eventually intersect. On! On! We went through the neighborhood for a little whiles before coming out to Christina Parkway. The FRB’s came across another check. Just Joshua went right but couldn’t see the marks indicating that was the correct path, so he came back and the FRB’s were delayed for a little while scoping out false trails. On! On! True trail turned out to go right into the former Chrysler Plant Property, currently belonging to U of D and several other entities. After a check or two, we lost trail for a few minutes then picked it up again in the shiggy, finally noticing those little plastic baggie strips tied on the bushes. On! On! The shiggy took us to a path. Which took us through a narrow break in a fence. We went back out to Christina Parkway then found marks across the road. On! On! Back into the woods we went and across the Christina Creek, where apparently trail crossed the week before, though the creek was much cooler by this point. Eventually, we found marks going down one of our usual trails. On! On! NecroFeelMeUp accidentally stumbled across a hornets nest or a wasp next kicking those bugs up in an angry frenzy. Got stung at least half a dozen times she did. And so did a few of the hashers following behind her. After about a mile or so we finally lost them. And ended up in the Academy Hills neighborhood. On! On! Trail took us down the road for a bit, then up some steps on the old iron ore trail then down a street. We went past a playground and found marks going back into the woods and up a hill where we encountered Wetter the Better with a cooler for the beer near. And so we enjoyed a few brews as the sun began to set, and the mosquitos began to come out. Jello shots were also available. Purple Haze almost had an epic hash crash after going up the hill to catch a view then stumbled down. After a while Asshopper indicated the general direction to go in. On! On! We went down a path for a while longer, then came out to a clearing, then had to climb over a fence. We found marks going around a drainage pool and then they stopped ........ Our hare Asshopper for a moment seemed confused or intent on confusing us. And so he said something to the effect of just find whatever way home you feel like it before heading back down the hill towards the way we came. On! On! Most of the pack followed Asshopper and did a No! No! for a while then found new marks in the woods at some point. Then some ended up in the Arbor Park neighborhood, then followed trail or followed their own directions into Rittenhouse park, across the creek and back to point A, or out onto Chestnut Hlll Rd and back to Art lane and back to point A. A few of us who felt like more of a workout ran up and out of the Academy Hills neighborhood and onto Chestnut Hill Rd. F-6 ended up losing his phone at some point, which may explain why there aren’t a lot of pictures currently posted up from this hash. Anyway, one by one by two the hashers on trail made it back to point A, where we were joined by the auto-hashing Porta-Ho and later the auto-hashing Bumpy Beaver and Kitchen Bitch, along with the late cumming and turning around halfway through trail Perfect Woman. Eventually our RA for the day Spitbucket, poured some down-down beers and opened up circle. Penalites and Awards were dished out. Songs were sung, down, downs were done. The hares drank once or twice. PubeHeAte Her drank for being first in, and was joined by Just Joshua for racing, or seeming too on trail, along with the rest of us who took the long and hard way. Magic Carpet Ride, I think drank for last in. A few of the interruptus drank, while another few interruptus succeeded in being forgotten about. Everyone who got stung on trail drank, along with a few people who crashed. We did a social to mourn the passing of the recently departed Famous Jack the dog. And several other people drank for several other things. After the hash went in peace, we enjoyed hotdogs, options of condiments, including Wetters Famous South African stew. There were also french fries and coleslaw and some fine, fine cupcakes to go with our brews. There was also a fire pit and our story telling. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1312 this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |