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Hash Number:1309
What:Hockessin Hash #1309 - Dancing Fool and Spunk Monkey's Analversary
When:Aug. 14, 2019
Where:235 Whitehorse Lane, Kennett Square, PA
Hares:Dancing Fool
Mandible Down
Spunk Monkey
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What: Hockessin Hash #1309, Dancing Fool and Spunk Monkey's Analversary
When: Wednesday, August 14, 2019 at 6:30pm HST
Where: 235 Whitehorse Lane, Kennett Square, 19348. Park way in the back lot AWAY from all the other cars.
Who Hare: Mandible Down, Spunk Monkey, and Dancing Fool
What Else: There are cameras all over the property where we are starting, so try not to do something really stupid. Be prepared to look for marks on trail.
Friendlies: No pets, no fuck trophies.
Hash Cash: $7
D'erections: There are many ways to Kennett Square from points in Delaware and southern PA/NJ. Here's the map, https://goo.gl/maps/X7m3MdzR52U2..
Hashers
7th Hole
Bag of D's
Bunion Butt
Closing Time
Crash Test Dumbass
Dancing Fool
Dead End
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
F6
Gives It Away
Hare Today Cum Tomorrow
Jubal
Legal Ego
Lost Penis
Magic Carpet Ride
Mandible Down
Mary Fucking Poppins
NecroPheelMeUp
Perfect Woman
Pickle Dick
Port-a-Ho
PubeHeAteHer
Purple Haze
Skidmarks
Slutmaster
Spit Bucket
Spunk Monkey
Tinsel Tits
Triple A-hole
Two Buck Fuck
Wet Lay
Woody Woodpecker
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Hash Trash for Hockessin Hash #1309
So the slobbering pack gathered up in the back area of the parking lot on Whitehorse Lane in Kennett Square PA on the fine late summer early evening of August the 14th, 2019 AD.
Hashers I remember being present at some point included: Perfect Woman, Purple Haze, Magic Carpet Ride, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, 7th Hole, Mary Fucking Poppins, Slutmaster, Woody, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, Just Joshua, Dead End, Crash Test Dumbass, Just John, Do Me on the Beach, Dirty Wet Pussy, Porta’Ho, Spitbucket, Bag of D’s, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, F-6, Closing Time, Gives It Away, Two Buck Fuck, Ju Bol, Hare Today Cum Tomorrow and many, many others.
Our hares of the day included the trio of Spunk Monkey, who gets permission to host a hash at his place of work once or twice a year, along with Mandible Down who shows up once every year or two to throw down the marks for this, with help from Dancing Fool who shows up to help whenever its needed and sometimes not.
And so we hung out as usual sipping some brews before our GM Pickle Dick opened circle up for chalk talk as our RA for the day, Spitbucket was running about 30 seconds late. Mandible Down and Dancing Fool explained the marks to us, mostly on deaf ears as usual. We were told to look for marks in both white and orange flour, chalk, and toilet paper.. We were told to look out for 2 types of checks, one an X within a circle, which meant 4 different possible directions for trail to go in, and the other a pointy star, which meant trail could go anywhere within 360 degrees. We were told to expect 2 beer stops, at least for those willing to follow the whole trail, along with a tit stop or two, a YBF or two, a check back or two, and a few falses marked with the three dots, as is the custom in some of the other hashes out there in that wide, wonderful world of ours. As this was to be hared live, our hares requested a 10 to 15 minute head start, and soon they were off.
On! On!
We finished our beers and a few minutes later the walkers left. The runners stayed behind for about 5 to 10 more minutes.
On! On!
Trail ran through part of the property and out to McFarlan Rd. The runners reached the walkers rather immediately, as the walkers still had not solved the first check yet.
On! On!
True trail was found going left. Down, down the road and up a hill before a check back 5 was found. So we backtracked that and found true trail going through a neighborhood.
On! On!
A few more checks and falses were found and solved. We went through a little bit of shiggy and grass. We came to a tit check, solved by Do Me, then hit the road again before coming to a park and a park bench with some woman or girl sitting at it for the first beer near. Most of us at first assumed she was some far flung member of Spunk Monkey’s Harem. But it turned out she was just some random person from the nearby neighborhood who help herself to one of our beers. And so we enjoyed our beers or most of us did. Some of the walkers never made it that far. After the random woman from the neighborhood decided to ask Porta’Ho for relationship advice, we decided we had stayed long enough.
On! On!
A few of the walkers, including Slutmaster, WetLay, Bunion Butt, and Magic Carpet Ride lost trail because it was only marked every five feet, and headed back to point A.
On! On!
Those of us who pressed forward had to jump across a creek, go through a little shiggy, ran through another field and found ourselves back on the asphalt.
On! On!
Trail took us out to Route 1. We found a check by a CVS. True trail took us around that and then west for a little bit on Route 1, before it disappeared. It was soon discovered in the shopping center across the road. Trail disappeared for a little bit, then reappeared. A few of us short-cutted after seeing where the FRB’s found it going out of the shopping center.
On! On!
Trail went behind a dumpster, then into the woods for a little while. Then we found ourselves in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, looking at one of those peculiar star-shaped check marks. True trail was found going into the woods behind the Walmart. Through some thorns and a few creek crossings we went following mostly toilet paper at this point. And by this point, those of us who thought ahead to bring headlamps turned them on.
On! On!
Trail went past a big drainage pond and past a few dozen solar cells before going back out onto the road. Up a hill we went until we came to the park with the soccer field in it, where we found Dancing Fool and Mandible getting ready to hare the last leg of trail, along with Spunk Monkey with his car and the beers for our second beer near. And so we enjoyed some more brews along with some tasty snacks provided by the hares as the sun went down. A few more minutes later and we were off.
On! On!
We strolled through a field and some shiggy, and made a few creek crossings. This as the sun was now completely down. We came out onto Route 1 again, then ran past the Italian American Club. PubeHeAteHer and one or two other FRB’s kept going straight down a back alley missing the fact that trail was marked going left directly back into the parking lot that was our point A. Thus this allowed Skidmarks to be first in for the first time in a while. There in the packing lot we met up with the dozen or so hashers who dropped out on trail.
After everybody, except those we forgot about made it back in, the down down beers were poured and our RA for the day, Spitbucket opened up circle. With a hash not being a hash with at least some rain, the very moment the words “Circle Up!” were uttered it began to down pour. And all with umbrellas did as yours truly does as circle was another one of those hurried affairs. The hares drank at least once. Our first in Skidmarks drank, but nobody remembered who was last in. Bag of D’s, who was known as Just Jeremy the last time he joined us drank for intteruptus, along with Ju Bol, I think. Crash Test Dumbass drank for being a visitor. And Spitbucket passed all the remaining down-down beers out to everybody just to get it over with. After announcements were not made, the hash went in peace.
After circle, we headed back to the banquet facility for Spunk Monkey’s work where we enjoyed some fine broccoli low mien and some sesame chicken thing to go along with our beers.
All and all another shitty trail.
Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1310 this cumming Wednesday.
On! On!
MFP