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| Hash Number: | 1307 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1307 - H4's Rodeo Hash! |
| When: | Aug. 3, 2019 |
| Where: | Cowtown Rodeo, Pilesgrove, NJ |
| Hares: | Groper Lost Penis Skidmarks Up Piss Creek | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1307, H4's Rodeo Hash! Cum for the trail, stay for the rodeo. See who gets ride’n by who ... or what!? Where: Cowtown Rodeo, 761 Rt 40, Pilesgrove, NJ When: Saturday, August 3, 2019 trail at 3 pm HST. Hash Cash: $7, does not include rodeo entrance Apres: We will be tailgating the parking lot. Parking is free. Hash cash does NOT include your ticket to the rodeo, which starts at 7:30pm. We'll save $10/person if we can get at least 20 people (group pricing $15, kids $8). If you know you are cumming and want a ticket, let Skidmarks know. Cash for tickets are due day of rodeo. If we don’t get 20+ people for the rodeo, individual ticket prices are $25 (age 13 & over) and kids are $10. Beer! The rodeo does allow 12 x 12 inch coolers into the rodeo, so bring your canned beer or wine, NO BOTTLES! Bring your coolers! | Hashers |
| Beulah Ball-Breaker Bunion Butt Butt Lite Chili Desperately Seeking Pussy Digital Dick Do Me On the Beach Gaydar The Penetrator Groper Lost Penis NecroPheelMeUp Other Peoples Pussy Pickle Dick Piping Hot Vagina PubeHeAteHer River Man Senior Sex Toy Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Tinsel Tits Up Piss Creek Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash # 1307 – the Rodeo Hash So, the slobbering pack met up in the parking lot of the Cowtown Rodeo in where else?, Cowtown, NJ on a warm, sunny, upper 80-ish degree afternoon of Saturday, August 3rd, 2019 A.D. for the “yee-haw” Rodeo Hash. Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included: Butt Lite, Digital Dick, NecroPheelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Do Me On the Beach, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Spit Bucket, Slut Master, Beulah Ball Breaker, Other People’s Pussy, Desperately Seeking Pussy, Tinsel Tits, Pickle Dick, Senior Sex Toy, River Man, Chili, Gaydar, Piping Hot Vagina and . . .? Our hares for today were Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Up Piss Creek and Groper who had organized a special Saturday trail, tailgate, and après followed by the rodeo, which was sure to be a rootin’-tootin’ good time. The festivities were set up at the far end of the parking lot to ensure shade and also that we were parked in the correct way according to the parking lot officials. And so, we set up our chairs and rustled-up some brewskies while we waited for everyone to arrive at the H4 ranch. Lost and Skids threw down some flour marks and our RA for today, Spit Bucket eventually yelled us together for chalk talk after the tailgate revelry had gone on long enough. Our hares explained that we were to look for flour and chalk marks (with 3 not necessarily meaning “on-on”), checks, falses, Turkey/Eagle split and most-importantly, 2 Beer Nears (to make up for the lack of Beer Nears on the past 2 H4 trails). It was also apparent by the looks of Skids’ legs that some mud and shiggy were in store. And so, without further ado, we followed the tru-trail arrow in search of more beer before the cows came home. On-On! We Head-ed toward the entrance of the parking lot until we came upon a check, which had several hashers risking a potential bull encounter by running into the rodeo area, Pube running down a dirt road the opposite way and the rest of the wanks milling about like cattle. Moo! Finally, Skids pointed us in the right direction and we ran through the vendor area for a bit, which confused many patrons, one of whom wanted to know if we were on a scavenger hunt. ‘Sort-of.’ The Turkey/Eagle split then appeared, which had the Turkeys cutting through the marketplace with the Eagles taking the long, scenic route. But, eventually both paths came together at the first Beer Near under some trees. We lingered here for a while enjoying the shade, cool breeze, and swill in a can until it was high-time to git-along little hashers, so ... On-On! We encountered a ‘Be Very Careful’ mark leading us across the street where we encountered another check, which caused much confusion and Pube and Spit Bucket to run around aimlessly some more. Eventually, Chili found marks leading into some shiggy, but also managed to squeeze herself through a wire fence along someone’s private property while the rest of us followed the actual flour marks deep into the thorns, muck, bugs and poison ivy. Slut Master ‘the resilient’ nearly lost his shoe, but managed to remain vertical whilst several slobs cursed and moaned while leaving some blood on trail. On-On! At last, we popped out into the field where we spotted Lost Penis leading the walking wankers, DSP and Beulah toward the 2nd Beer Near, which we found alongside some trees. Chili kept on running, despite our shouts of “Beer Near,” so we watched her sprint by while enjoying some much-needed sudsy hydration as the rest of the walking-wounded dragged their asses out of the muck. And once we had drank our fill, Skids pointed us in several directions, but we settled for the one closest to the cars. On-On! We sorta ran out of marks along the way, but apparently there was an On In somewhere and we all arrived safe and sound back at the H4 ranch. Except for Tinsel and Butt Lite who had stopped to do some shopping or something on the way back. And so, RA Spit Bucket opened circle in the parking lot and we all consumed a social jello shot, provided by our hares. The hares were made to drink for not having enough muck, thorns, cowboys, cattle, or other assorted elements on trail. Spit Bucket and Pube were made to drink for FRB, along with Chili who had made up her own trail several times. Butt Lite and Tinsel Tits drank for shopping and cleaning up in the bathroom prior to the end of trail. Our NJ (OPP, DSP) and Philly (Chili, River Man) “visitors” drank and were all made to sing us silly songs. Gaydar, Piping Hot Vagina, and others who never left camp were made to drink for their laziness. And eventually, the hash went in peace despite Woody not being there to make it so. Following circle, our hares (including the absent Rugburn) treated us to a lovely spread of chilidogs, pasta salad, broccoli salad and chips. More beer, more beer, more beer was consumed and eventually we Head-ed on in to the rodeo where we were joined by Circle Jerk, Michael and Tinsel’s family. Much revelry was had as we watched the cowboys, cowgirls, bulls, and horses put on a great show for us and all in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1308 this Wednesday. On-On and Happy Trails! NecroPheelMeUp | |