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| Hash Details | |
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| Hash Number: | 1306 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1306 - the Pool Party Hash! |
| When: | July 31, 2019 |
| Where: | 2900 Skyline Drive, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Poo Fucker Rub Her Sheets | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1306 When: Wednesday, July 31, 2019 at 6:30pm HST (get there by 6:30pm as the hares wanna start trail on time) Where: Skyline Middle School, 2900 Skyline Drive, Wilmington, DE 19808 (school = discretion with the beer, please) Who Hare: Rubber Sheets and Poo F*cker What Else: It's gonna be a pool party! So, if you wanna get into the pool at the apres, you gotta have a suit as there will be civilians at the pool. BYOBing for the pool -- coolers ok, but no glass. If you get separated from the pack, "Guest of Shay and Erik Klair" is the password to get into the pool. Friendlies: Kid friendly, but not dog friendly. Mermaids encouraged. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take exit for Rt. 273 toward Newark. Proceed about a 1.5 miles turn right onto Red Mill Rd then immediate left to stay on Red Mill Rd. Go straight across Kirkwood Hwy (Rt 2) and road changes name to Polly Drummond Hill Rd. Go another 1.3 miles and take a right onto New Linden Hill Rd. Go about one mile, and at the top of the hill, take a right onto Skyline Dr. Go until you see Skyline Middle School on the right. Park, hurl invectives at the RA if it looks stormy, and hash. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Bunion Butt Closing Time Cousin It Dancing Fool Devil Woman Dirty Wet Pussy F6 Gaydar The Penetrator Legal Ego Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Pickle Dick Poo Fucker Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze Rub Her Sheets Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey Up the Rear Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Hash Trash for Hokcessin Hash #1306 -- the Pool Party Hash! So the slobbering pack met up at Skyline Middle School in Pike Creek, DE on a warm, humid, upper 80-degree evening of Wednesday, July 31st, 2019 A.D. for the much-anticipated pool party hash. Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included: Skidmarks, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, NecroPheelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Slut Master, Pickle Dick, Devil Woman, Lost Penis, Gaydar, Spunk Monkey, Cousin It, Port-A-Ho, Wishboneher, Spit Bucket, F6, Woody, 7th Hole, Closing Time, Dirty Wet Pussy, Just Josh, Purple Haze, Magic Carpet Ride, Mary Fucking Poppins, Up the Rear, Dancing Fool, and ....? Our hares for today were Poo Fucker and Rubber Sheets, who promised that this trail would be slightly longer than the 1-mile loop they did for us last time. So whilst we discreetly slurped our beers in the middle school parking lot like a bunch of 13-year-olds, our hares threw down some flour to present to us what was to cum. RA, Wishboneher yelled us together as Poo Fucker, in a most efficient, expedient way, informed us that we were to look for the usual flour blobs, some checks, some ‘yer Fucked’ marks, a Beer Near (which we were informed would not be beer, but once again, jello shots, aka the new Beer Near), an On In and an arrow to point us in the direction we should go. And so, Port-A-Ho urged us to get going since she was already in her suit and ready to swim, so we ‘swam’ out into the humid night in pursuit of jello. On-On! We Head-ed out into yonder field toward the playground, however soon learned that the hares had marked the trail two days ago, so apparently the marks had been trampled by several local urchins, dogs, and Pike Creek vagrants, so who knew if there was really any flour left (Yours Truly never saw a mark until the Beer, aka Jello Near!). Skidmarks found the On In immediately, so thus ended the trail. Just kidding ... On-On! And so, we stayed ‘on hare’ with Poo Fucker to ensure we didn’t go too far astray, stopping for a bit so some wanks could fuck-around at the playground and eventually we saw Rubber Sheets with the hares’ ‘mini-me’s’ Head-ing into a wooded hide-out. Here we found the Beer, aka Jello Near with a bag of blue, red and green spiked goodness waiting for us. This being the 2nd week in a row with no official Beer Near, we assured our newcummer Just Josh, that some time in future weeks, there may be beer on trail, so stay tuned. We enjoyed our sticky goodness for a while until it was time to look for more disappeared marks, so ... On-On! We actually did find some flour leading us out into the neighborhood where we got hung-up on some checks here and there until trail led us straight back up Skyline Drive where we hit the On-In legitimately this time (except for Skidmarks, who decided to hash smarter and cut through the field since he had found the end already). And so, once the wanks rolled back in, we set up down-downs in the parking lot and formed a very neat circle so RA’s Spit Bucket and Wishboneher could get the insults and accolades going. The hares drank many times for their trail not being long enough, not having enough pavement and calling the Jello Near a Beer Near. Just Josh, who last week asked if it was frowned-upon to go fast, managed to be FRB, though Spunk Monkey tried to claim it, but was thrown-out of circle for cutting trail. Magic Carpet Ride eventually outed herself and drank for being DFL. A bunch of Interuptuses drank, including Purple Haze who forgot to remove his headgear, so all of them drank again. And since we couldn’t think of too many other accusations, those who went to the Peach Festival last weekend drank and the dry and not so dry lips finished off the rest. Woody declared that the hash go in peace so we could finally Head across the street and jump in the pool. Following circle, we did indeed Head over to Skyline Pool and somehow were allowed to stay until they closed. The hares treated us to stacks of pizza and we enjoyed plenty more beer, whilst Wetter turned into a mermaid and entertained the wee ones. Many of the wanks enjoyed trying to outdo one another on the waterslide and diving board, incurring a few spectacular splats and wipe-outs, as well as heckling from some local teenagers throughout the evening. And all in all it was another shitty trail. Stayed tuned for Hockessin Hash #1307, the Rodeo Hash this Saturday and Hockessin Hash #1308 this Wednesday. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |