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| Hash Number: | 1304 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1304 - Le Tour de Necro (Necro's Birthday) |
| When: | July 17, 2019 |
| Where: | 100 Creek View Rd, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | NecroPheelMeUp PubeHeAteHer | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1304, Le Tour de Necro (Necro's Birthday) When: Wednesday, July 17, 2019 at 6:30pm HST. Where: Timothy's of Newark parking lot, 100 Creek View Road, Newark, DE 19711 Who Hare: Necrofeelmeup and PubeHeAteHer What Else: This hash is in the spirit of Le Tour de France! Please wear your favorite leader jersey color (Yellow, Green, White or Polka-Dot (any)). There will be awards for: King of the Mountain - Red Polka Dot Jersey Best Sprinter - Green Jersey Youngest (at heart) - White Jersey Overall winner (FRB) - Yellow Jersey Friendlies: Dogs, yes, for trail, no for apres. Kids, ummmmm, it's a hash. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95 north or south, take Rt 273 west towards Newark and turn right at the Newark Post Office and then go 200 yards and turn left onto Cleveland Ave (just after going under the train bridge). Go 1/2 mile and turn right onto Papermill Road. Before the crossing the White Clay Creek bridge, turn right into Timothy's parking lot. Park, decide which jersey fits your hashing style, and hash. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Closing Time Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins Mike Hunt NecroPheelMeUp Perfect Woman Pickle Dick Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze Runner Girl Skidmarks Slutmaster Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey The Wetter the Better Triple A-hole Wet Lay What What Mud in the Butt Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1304 -- Le Tour de Necro So, the slobbering pack gathered up at first at the parking lot of Timothy’s in Newark, De then moved to the parking lot up the hill from that on the fine very hot then very rainy early evening of July the 17th, 2019 AD, for the Tour De France themed/ Necro’s Birthday hash, the Tour De Necro. Hashers present at some point included: Asshopper, Wetter the Better, Pickle Dick, Do Me on the Beach, Perfect Woman, Mike Hunt, Mary Fucking Poppins, Spitbucket, Woody, Skidmarks, Lost Penis, Just John, Dirty Wet Pussy, Slutmaster, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay, What What Mud in the Butt, Runner Girl, Magic Carpet Ride, Purple Haze, Porta’ Ho, F-6, Closing Time, Spunk Monkey and many, many others. Our Hares of the day were the dynamic duo of Pube He Ate Her and Necro Feel Me Up, who in honor of her B-Day went for a clever themed hash that included a few gimmicks that may have been a bit beyond the learning curve of our average attendees. After a bit of bitching and arguing about where was a good place to park, we moved to the parking lot on the hill above Timothy’s and enjoyed a few brews and enjoyed bitching about the heat and worrying about the oncoming rain. And I got to enjoy explaining to a few absent minded hashers why I was wearing a bicycle helmet. This before our RA for the day, Spit Bucket opened up circle for the chalk talk. Our hares told us to look out for a beer stop and a shot stop, a few Turkey/Eagle splits along with a flat tire stop, which required the first 3 FRB’s who arrived to do a shot before proceeding as well as a broken bike chain stop which required the first 4 FRB’s to arrive to do the same. There were also to be four awards to be given out involving speed, agility and wishful thinking. As the dark clouds started to roll on in we were off. On! On! We ran towards Paper Mill Rd. We came to a check, then found a false going towards the reservoir. True trail was found going along the Pomeroy Trail, where the flat tire stop was quickly found by Spitbucket and Skidmarks, who had to wait for What What, before they could move on. On! On! Trail crossed Creek Rd. Then soon we found the Turkey/ Eagle Split a few minutes before the rain started coming down. The Turkey trail just went the most direct manner to the beer stop, by going down Creek Rd a bit then up the trail to FairField Crest. While the Eagle trail went around University of Delaware’s campus in a few circles. Half of the Eagles ended up short cutting a good deal of their own trail. On! On! The thunder and the lightening and rain came rolling on it at full force. So that's how the Turkeys ended up making it to the beer stop on New London Rd before those of us running did. So on the back porch of the hares we hung out for many minutes enjoying some brews. This and watching and feeling the storm directly upon us. Some hashers enjoying the cooling effect the rain brought, while others feared it would make them melt like the wicked witch of the west. After many minutes of debating, assumed it was safe to assume that the rest of the markings for this very elaborate trail were likely washed away by this point. So the decision was made for everyone to find there own way back to point A. On! On! About one third of the hashers headed back on foot most going back via the Pomeroy trail as the rain kept coming down. Skidmarks found an abandoned bicycle and had fun with that for a few minutes. The rest of the hashers got a ride as an elaborate shuttle system initiated by the auto-hashing Porta’ Ho. Reminding me that this thing stopped being a jogging club years ago and is now mostly a drinking, eating, sitting, and whining club. On! On! Hashers made it back whatever way they could to the beer stop except for the ones who never left, for they had somebody else picking up their ride for them. We also lost a few more people on the way back. Down-Down beers were poured and our RA for the day, Spitbucket opened circle, on the back porch under the canopy. Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done. The hares drank a few times including for always haring a trail when it rains. The Turkeys and The Eagles who finished first and last drank. The interruptus, which by the time circle started only amounted to one hasher drank. Then hares gave out the t-shirts and awards of fireball cinnamon whisky to hashers who supposedly accomplished something on trail that day. This included the awfully ugly, polka-dotted short that went to Do Me on the Beach, for getting up to the top of the hill at Fairfield Crest first. Necro got a side-side for her happy birthday down-down and many other hashers drank for many other things before announcements were made and the hash went in peace. After circle was done we enjoyed some fine chicken, pulled pork and veggie tacos to go along with the beer. And also a fine, fine birthday carrot cake made by somebody. This as the rain outside continued to pour down. All and all it was another shitty trail Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1305 this cumming Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |