Hockessin Hash House Harriers History

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Hash Number:1302
What:Hockessin Hash #1302 - The Red, White & Blue Hash
When:July 3, 2019
Where:Newark Reservoir, Newark, DE
Hares:Bumpy Beaver
Perfect Woman
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
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What: Hockessin Hash #1302, The Red, White & Blue Hash
When: Wednesday, July 3, 2019 at 6:30pm HST.
Where: City of Newark Reservoir Parking Lot.
Who Hare: Bumpy Beaver, Weird Al Spanks the Bitch, and Perfect Woman
What Else: .Ribbons on trail with prizes for the most ribbons collected. Because its almost the 4th of July and time for another cook out.
Friendlies: Dogs on trail if under control. Not at cookout. Kids with strong legs.
Hash Cash: $7
D'erections: From I- 95 north or south take Rt 273 west towards Newark turn right at the Newark Post Office go 200 yards turn left onto Cleveland Ave ( just after going under the train bridge) go 1/2 mile turn right onto Papermill Road. After the crossing the White Clay Creek bridge, turn right at the next traffic light go 300 yards turn left into City of Newark Reservoir Parking Lot. Park and Hash.
Hashers
7th Hole
Biatch
Bumpy Beaver
Bunion Butt
Cause for Blindness
Closing Time
Dirty Wet Pussy
F6
Groper
Lost Penis
Magic Carpet Ride
Mary Fucking Poppins
NecroPheelMeUp
Perfect Woman
Pickle Dick
PubeHeAteHer
RaidR
Seen Your Panties
Skidmarks
Slutmaster
Spit Bucket
Spunk Monkey
Tinsel Tits
Triple A-hole
Up Piss Creek
Weird Al Spanks the Bitch
Wet Lay
Wishboneher
Woody Woodpecker
Hash Trash
Trash for Hockessin Hash #1302
So the slobbering pack gathered up in the parking lot just beneath the Newark Reservoir for the annual Red, White, and Blue Hash on the sunny and very warm early evening of July the Turd, 2019, AD.
Hashers present at some point included: Closing Time, F-6, Woody, Wishboneher, Spitbucket, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Pickle Dick, Tinsel Tits, Magic Carpet Ride, Cause For Blindness, 7th Hole, Mary Fucking Poppins, Dirty Wet Pussy, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Slutmaster, Just John, Seen Your Panties, Groper, Up Piss Creek, RaidR, Biotch, Spunk Monkey, and many, many others.
Our Hares and Hosts of the day were Perfect Woman, who has been involved with this since as long as I can remember along with Weird Al and Bumpy Beaver.
And so, we hung in the mighty warm weather, sipping cold brews, and for this we had a choice of PBR and PBR with its Red, White and Blue color montage.
Eventually our fair weather RA for the day, Wishboneher gathered the pack up for the chalk talk. We were told to look for the usual mark in flour, and to expect two beer stops. We were told to look out for three Turkey/ Eagle splits. We were also told to look out for American flag ribbons along with three red, white and blue flags for the collectors of the most would be awarded some fine wines at the end. And so after all that we were off ..... No wait, Bumpy requested that we pose for about 20 minutes in front of the recently built playground there so she could take a picture and then we were off.
On! On!
The Turkeys took their sweet time going around and then up the reservoir hill, while the Eagles went straight up PaperMill Road, grabbing many ribbon flags as they went. Several checks and falses the eagles found, and suffered a hash crash yours truly did. The trail took us nearly up to Thompson Station Road, before we encountered a back check #4, that took us back down the hill to a neighborhood, where, eventually found marks taking us into the woods where we ran into the Turkeys.
On! On!
Trail followed the heavily rooted path up and down a few hills to a beer near mark and an arrow. Near being a relative term in this case. About half a mile later we came out to a neighborhood and a playground where the beer was actually found. And there was Weird Al and Bumpy having brought several coolers in their vehicle. Soon enough, a few Turkeys who decided to run on trail so they could get many ribbons also showed up, such as Closing Time and Tinsel Tits.
And so, our sweating persons sipped upon more PBR and water. After Perfect Woman, who was sweeper that day, made it there with those who were straggling in the back, he gave general directions to the Turkeys and the Eagles, and then we were off again.
On! On!
The Eagle trail stayed on the asphalt for a while, while the Turkey trail went back into the woods a little bit sooner, .... I heard.
On! On!
The Eagle trail did go back into the woods eventually, onto the Judge Dread trail, as PubeHeAteHer called it, though I think he may have meant George Red. However there seemed to be no more ribbons to be found at this point. Just John, who started hashing with us rather recently, decided to take his chances on the Eagle.
On! On!
Trail went up and down a few hills, then came out eventually to Possum Park Road. Here, us Eagles, had a long, long straightaway on Asphalt, which truly highlighted our differences in fitness levels. However, I think only a mile and a half later we came to the second beer stop, in front of Weird Al’s house. Here we enjoyed some more PBR, as we waited many more minutes for the Turkeys. Except, of course the one or two Turkeys who ran. Whether or not this should be considered a penalty to be brought up during circle was a topic we spent much time discussing that day.
As it was still hot, and there was still some light left in the sky, soon enough we decided to head onwards, though for the Turkeys this meant backwards, as our hare Perfect Woman now instructed to follow the Turkey trail backwards for a while until it deviated on the left in the woods somewhere.
On! On!
We ran down Possum Park Road towards Route 72 for about a mile, before we came to a check, that got a few Eagles confused, but not yours truly, as he knew the general way back.
True trail was found going into the neighborhood on the right. Up and down a hill we went. Until trail cut into another playground, I think there were at least 5 playgrounds included in this weeks adventure, and then into the woods behind the top of the reservoir hill.
On! On!
Trail led us to the reservoir, where we found the last Turkey/ Eagle split. Apparently there were a bunch of flags on the bench at the beginning of the Turkey segment to the left. And around the reservoir we went and eventually down the steep, steep hill.
One by one by two by three, the hashers eventually all made it back, except for the few who auto hashed back from the beer stop, or abandoned going on trail all together.
A few beers were cracked open and a few stories were told, as we waited for the announcement of where the apres and therefore the circle would be, as the park was soon going to close at sunset. So after Cause for Blindess and Wetlay I think finally got around to finishing last, we headed back to Beer Stop #2 at Weird Al’s pad where a much chaotic circle commenced.
The down-down beers were poured.. Our RA for the day, Wishboneher opened circle. Awards and Penalties were dished out. Songs were sung. Down-downs were done.. After a bit of confusion and impatience, all our hares agreed to cum into circle, even the one who was attending to the grill. Pube drank for first in as usual. Closing Time, I think drank for being first in of the Turkeys. The folks who auto-hashed at some point drank. Your’s truly drank for hash crash as there happened to be one person available to witness that, Woody. The interruptus drank; people who were caught using nerd names drank. Many other people drank for many other things. During this time, Wishboneher noticeably lost control of circle at least three times, as it was getting late and hashers were getting hungry. In the middle of this, Cause For Blindness once again chose to remind us how she got her name by changing into her birthday suit, but was courteous enough to change back by the time for us to eat. Perfect Woman doled out the prizes, some more fine wine, for those who had many flags or the right flags collected. Then, after a few brief moments were wasted attempting to make announcements ... the hash went in peace.
And so we enjoyed some fine traditional 4th of July fare including hamburgers from Hermans, hot dogs, and macaroni salad along with a fine, fine Red White and Blue cake with some lemony stuff in the middle. This along with some premium brews that the hares wisely chose to wait until trail was over to break out. And a fine time was had. A time that was very exceptionally mosquito free, and you can’t take that for granted. And neither can you take for granted the fine, fine cigars that Perfect Woman always breaks out and offered to those of us who felt like partaking.
All and All, it was another typical Red, White, and Blue Hash.
Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1303 this cumming Wednesday.
On! On!
MFP