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| Hash Number: | 1301 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1301 - A Very Reggae Hash |
| When: | June 26, 2019 |
| Where: | 1704 N Park Dr, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | 7th Hole Spit Bucket | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1301, A Very Reggae Hash When: Wednesday, June 26, 2019 at 6:30pm HST. Where: 1704 N Park Dr, Wilmington, DE 19806 Who Hare: Spit Bucket and 7th Hole What Else: If you want to dress up like Marley, go for it. I’m sure most of you will just smoke some ganja. You’ll guess the reason for the theme as we hash. BTW, no water and very little shiggy so you don’t need a dry bag. Friendlies: No Dogs. Kids would be OK. Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From 95N, take Exit 7 for Delaware Ave then .2 miles and make left on Delaware Ave. Then 2nd right onto N Van Buren. Go .4 mi and take left (veer left) onto N Park Dr (zoo on your right). Go .5 mile to security gate for Brandywine Park Condominiums. From 95S, take Exit 7B for Delaware Ave and make quick right onto Gilpin Ave (well before light on Delaware Ave). Then right onto N Van Buren and follow rest of directions from above. From anywhere else, use GPS. Important -- at the security gate, tell the guard that you’re there for the hash. Go straight past all the buildings and park in very back. | Hashers |
| 7th Hole Asshopper Bunion Butt Closing Time Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach F6 Gaydar The Penetrator Groper Lost Penis NecroPheelMeUp Night Deposit Perfect Woman PubeHeAteHer Skidmarks Spit Bucket Wet Lay | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1301 So, the slobbering pack met up once again inside the password-protected, gated community of the Brandywine Park Condos in the nice, north part of Wilmington, DE on a warm, sunny, mid 80-ish degree evening of Wednesday, June 26, 2019 A.D. Hashers I remember being present at some point or other included NecroPheelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Do Me On the Beach, Asshopper, Dirty Wet Pussy, Wet Lay, Bunion Butt, Lost Penis, Skidmarks, Groper, F6, Closing Time, Perfect Woman, Night Deposit, Gaydar and ...? Our hares for today were co-RA, Spit Bucket and volun-told co-hare, 7th Hole, who for his virgin lay was appointed leader of the ‘set-up’ committee. So, whilst we sipped on beers from the ‘premium’, ‘shitty swill’ or ‘just plain water’ coolers, we waited for the other fucks to arrive whilst ‘Fuck-6’ looked for his car keys on a hillside, hoping he had not just peed on them. Spit Bucket had laid the bare-bones marks of a check, False, Beer Near and true-trail arrow, saying ‘no flour, that’s all you get, ya fucks.’ And since ‘Efficient’ is Spit Bucket’s middle name, he further explained that the Beer Near would also double as the après. And, oh yeah, there would be a PS mark for ‘Play Stop’ somewhere along the way, just in case we wanted to swing for a bit. There was also a ‘Reggae’ theme to this hash, so Do Me donned a purple dreadlocks wig to blend in, and for those who knew the concert-in-the-parks schedule, it may not have been a stretch to decipher where we were Head-ed. And so, once given the ‘get the fuck out of here’ command by our hare, the pack was off through the secret portal to the park, aka the locked gate that Spit Bucket opened for us. On-On! We checked right up and down a hilly paved path until an arrow was found pointing through the adjacent shiggy to the entrance road of the condos where we found the On In. The End. Ok, so after trying a little harder to look for marks, we found an arrow pointing across the bridge to the path on the other side. We checked up the stairway and banged a left down the road above, which eventually led us back into the park along some windy trails and past a shopping cart loaded with someone’s personal belongings. On-On! We popped out to the road again and paralleled the Brandywine Creek, where the sweet sound of Reggae music was getting louder and louder until it got softer and softer again as we were led to the far end of the park and a left turn across Market Street bridge. Banging another left back into the park, we ran through a construction zone where the music was getting louder and louder again. We made our way to the back of the Sugarbowl Pavilion, where trail led us up an extremely steep dirt hill, then popped us out to the side of the pavilion where the band Spokey Speaky and a Beer Near mark welcomed our arrival. Attending the concert were Magic Carpet Ride and 20th Century Fox who both crashed the party, along with 7th Hole and Night Deposit who were setting up chairs and tables of food and beverages for us in the back. One by one, the hashers popped-up over the hill and we all enjoyed a lovely spread of sausages, baked-beans, macaroni salad, lemon cakes and booze provided by our hares. We chilled-out to the sweet tunes until the concert was over, after which Spit Bucket reminded us that we weren’t done and had better ‘get the fuck back on trail’. So ... On-On! Many versions of “trail” were traversed on the way back. Several made it to Monkey Hill and to the “Play Stop” at the playground nearby, whist some Head-ed back down to the paved path along the creek and several others ended up going aimlessly down 18th Street on no marks. A few wanks followed trail into the woods for a bit, but eventually everyone came out back onto the condo entrance road, including Pube who somehow tumbled out of the ‘shiggy’ and splatted himself onto Park Drive, while Bunion Butt simply strolled by to become FRB. And once everyone semi-safely returned, post-après circle was commenced in the back of the condo parking lot by our RA/hare, Spit Bucket. He and his co-hare drank for not having enough concerts or après on trail and 7th Hole drank for this being his virgin lay, in which he had not laid any marks. Gaydar was made to drink for accepting a ride and auto-hashing at the end of trail. Pube and Bunion Butt shared FRB, since Bunion didn’t technically do all of trail and Pube drank again for epically hash-crashing. Closing Time drank for DFL and F6 drank for misplacing his car keys, which were found to be on the top of his car the whole time. Do Me drank for her colorful Reggae attire. The hares drank again for pouring too many down-downs, so the dry lips finished them off and Perfect Woman played the role of Woody and dismissed us in peace. Following circle, that was it ... and all in all in was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1302, H4’s annal 4th of July trail. On-On! NecroPheelMeUp | |