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| Hash Number: | 1015 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1015 - the State of Emergency Hash, 2014 Edition! |
| When: | Feb. 8, 2014 |
| Where: | Park & Ride Rt. 896 and Rt. 4, Newark, DE |
| Hares: | Dead End Deadhead | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1015, the State of Emergency Hash, 2014 Edition! Who: The Deads! (One Grateful, one not-so-much) When: Saturday February 8, 2014 at 3:02 pm Where: The Park & Ride, located at the intersection of Rt.4 and 896 Why: Because four years ago, H4 said "To HELL with the SOE, we love the cold and snow, we have a streak of hashes to keep up, and WE WANT BEER! Hash Cash: $5 Dog Friendly? Trail, No. Après, No. D'erections: From 896 North, head toward Delaware Stadium, turn right on Rt. 4, and right into the Park & Ride, look for a puff of cigar smoke. From 896 South, head toward Delaware Stadium, turn left at the intersection of Rt. 4, and right into the Park & Ride , look for a puff of cigar smoke. From Rt.4 East, head toward Delaware Stadium, turn right into the Park & Ride, after crossing 896 , look for a puff of cigar smoke. From Rt.4 West, head toward Delaware Stadium, turn left into the Park & Ride, BEFORE crossing 896 , look for a puff of cigar smoke. From Pennsyl-tucky, Filthy-Delphia, BROOKHAVEN, PA (ahem, ahem), New Jersey (The open lanes), Maryland, etc: Go here on Google Maps: 39.65797, -75.75018, and look for a puff of cigar smoke. If you get lost...wait, this is a Dead End trail, if you're lost, you have no one to blame but yourself! But, if you don't mind getting laughed at and ridiculed | Hashers |
| Asshopper Beastialidocious Bumpy Beaver Butthead Circle Jerk Cock a Doodle Don't Cousin It Dead End Deadhead Devil Woman Dirty Little Pumper Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Gomez Groper Kum On Inn Lost Penis Mary Fucking Poppins Narcigism Nucking Futz Port-a-Ho Skidmarks Smells Like Hash Spirit Spunk Monkey Sputnick The Wetter the Better Toxic Shock Two Buck Fuck Wickwacker | Hash Trash |
| Hockessin Hash # 1015 So the slobbering pack gathered up at the Park N’ Ride on West Chesnuts Hill Road and South College Avenue on the fine wintry afternoon of February the 8th, 2014 AD, to celebrate the 4th anniversary of the State of Emergency Hash. Those of us who arrived early toiled around the parking lot for a bit wishing we could have a beer, but too afraid to blazingly pop one open in front of two of Newark’s finest who pulled some guy over right there in the parking lot for going too long without washing his minivan. Hashers I remember being present: Mary Fucking Poppins, Dirty Wet Pussy, Dirty little Pumper, Skid Marks, Lost Penis, Toxic Shock, Wickwacker, Cousin It, Two Buck Fuck, Spunk Monkey, Porta-Ho, Groper, Just Bonny, Just Donny, Circle Jerk, Do Me on the Beach, Sputnick, Just Fiona, Narcigism, Just Arryn, Bumpy Beaver, Devil Woman, Butthead, Wetter the Better, Asshopper, Kum on Inn, Gomez, BeastieAlladocious, Smells Like Hash Spirit, and many, many others. Our hares of the day were the two dead ones, Dead End and Dead Head, who hared said trail in honor of that fateful day four years ago, when eight of us felt the need to get out of the house at any cost and attended the scheduled hash in spite of the 3 and a half feet of snow, and trudged from that same very Park and Ride to Matildas bar and back, awarding ourselves with downs downs of cheap champagne and spiced rum. Anyway, chalk talk was done for our two virgins, Just Fiona and Just Arryn and we were off. On! On! We followed the way Dead End had pointed us down West Chestnuts Hill Rd and found no marks, with an impatient Dead End yelling behind us telling us he meant the other way. On! On! We find a mark bearing off to the right, and then an arrow I think, and then after what seemed for hours, but was in fact only seconds, we find the Beer Near Mark, right near Matilda’s. Us FRB’s stood at the door way, waiting for the money man himself to arrive. And the 20 or so of us that eventually piled in at once overwhelmed the hostess. The money man made his way to the bar and we gave the bartendress a very busy ten minutes as many pints of Yuengling were filled and passed around. We enjoyed our brews for a few and then were off again. On! On! Trail went behind the McDonalds, and we found a false going into the school playground next door. Trail cut over to south college ave, then went behind into the neighborhood. Some checks and falses were found. And here we were joined by the always late cumming Kum On Inn, in cheek gratifying attire. On! On! Trail went down the road for a little while, and then came out around near some other school, then back out around that small office complex off East Chestnuts Hill Road. Spunk Monkey sniffed out true trail before the rest of us, and huffed and puffed a few yards within sight of the On! In!, before being overtaken by Narcigism and a few more people, who can only go so slow. However short this trail seemed, ironically, it was one of the longer ones since 2014 began. The pack eventually gathered back to the now police free Park and Ride. There we were joined by auto hashing Gomez, Beastieallodious, and Smells Like Hash spirit. And the circle commenced with the contents of that big fat bottle of Double Fat Bastard being used for most of the Down Downs, as is now tradition at the state of emergency hash. Penalties were dished out and songs were sung. Virgins were deflowered, and announcements were attempted to be made. And a few awards were given. One to Circle Jerk for donating a great deal of booze to this hash, and the other to Smells Like Hash Spirit for having us over for more Après than I can now remember. After circle we Apreyed back to Smells Like Hash Spirits place where we enjoyed some quail eggs, beef wellington, creamed spinach, and a bunch of other fine fancy food that I don’t know how to pronounce right or spell correctly, and two fine varieties of Cousin It’s home brew. All and All it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash # 1016 this Saturday. On! On! MFP | |