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| Hash Number: | 1296 |
| What: | Hockessin Hash #1296 |
| When: | May 22, 2019 |
| Where: | Dickinson High School, Wilmington, DE |
| Hares: | Port-a-Ho Vomit Comet | Message |
| What: Hockessin Hash #1296 When: Wednesday, May 22, 2019 at 6:30pm HST Where: John Dickinson High School, 1801 Milltown Rd, Wilmington, DE 19808 Who Hare: Vomit Comet and Port-A-Ho What Else: Wonder Twin Power Hash ... dress as your favorite hero or villain. Friendlies: Trail is friendly for all, Apre not for kids and dogs! Hash Cash: $7 D'erections: From I-95, take Exit 4b for Rt. 7 and follow Rt. 7 for ~5 miles, cross Rt. 2/Kirkwood Hwy, and go about 0.75 mile. Turn left onto Milltown Road. Go about 1/2 mile and Dickinson High School is on your right. | Hashers |
| Asshopper Bunion Butt Butt Lite Dead End Dirty Wet Pussy Do Me On the Beach Does It All Groper Lost Penis Magic Carpet Ride Mary Fucking Poppins NecroPheelMeUp Nip Fuck Perfect Woman Port-a-Ho PubeHeAteHer Purple Haze Rug Burn Sandy Penis Beach Shuttlecock Slutmaster Spit Bucket Spunk Monkey Triple Whore Score Vomit Comet Wet Lay Wishboneher Woody Woodpecker | Hash Trash |
| Trash for Hockessin Hash #1296 So the slobbering pack met up in the back parking lot of Dickinson High in Mill town on the fine late spring early evening of May the 22nd 2019 AD for a super hero themed hash. Hashers I remember being present at some point: Dead End, Woody, NecroFeelMeUp, PubeHeAteHer, Shuttlecock, Rug Burn, Sandy Penis Beach, Dirty Wet Pussy, Does It All, Just GIA, Triple Whore Score, Magic Carpet Ride, Purple Haze, NipFuck, SlutMaster, Mary Fucking Poppins, WishBoneHer, SpitBucket, Spunk Monkey, Do Me on the Beach, Lost Penis, Butt Lite, Perfect Woman, Groper, Asshopper, Just Chelsea?, Just David?, Just Gracia, Bunion Butt, Wet Lay,and many, many others. Our hares of the day were Porta-Ho’ with help from Vomit Comet who had the praise or blame for engineering this idea for trail, though she didn’t make it to the circle at the end to hear about that.. There were a few events going on at the school that day, and our RA for the day Spitbucket felt it would be best that we expedite things and get on trail before 6:45 giving those late cummers not a great chance to find us later. About 6:40 our hares gave us the chalk talk.. There were to be a few checks, though we didn’t see too many of those at the beginning only marks that led to false trails.. We were also told to look out for ribbons and chalk marks in addition to flour blobs. We were also to expect a shot stop and two beer nears. Soon enough we were off. On! On! The FRB’s went to the back of the school property, up a hill and to the right where trail quickly disappeared. Soon enough, our sweeping hare Vomet Comet indicated the right direction to go in, which was to the left. On! On! We ended up on the other side of the fence and followed one or two more sets of marks that led to nothing. After going this direction and that our sweeping hare led us to the shot stop where we found Porta’ Ho, with some lovely jello shots that we quickly enjoyed. On! On! We went this way and that into Carousel Park I think. We still encountered no checks but found several morel false trails. Eventually we ended up on Milltown or some other major road where we found Porta’ Ho waiting for us in the parking lot of another school for the first beer near. Even though it wasn’t her birthday hash, she did set up a game of dodgeball for us. With two teams, one representing comic book heroes and one representing the villains. The villains won this contest. But not because they lack scruples. But because the heroes seemed to be confused about who to throw the ball at. Especially Wishboneher who kept throwing balls at the referees and people who were no longer participating in the game. On! On! We ran up the road some more. Then went back into another part of Carousel Park. Here we encountered the always bewildered, late arriving Butt Lite. We found the burial site of somebody’s cat with a sign that apparently the hare left behind that was supposed to indicate a false trail. But the wording of it was a bit too clever for most of us to figure out. After the walkers caught up it was On! Hare! again by Vomit Comet to point us in the wrong direction. On! On! We went down a hill and up a hill and out of the park. Soon enough we were on what’s left of the Three Little Bakers golf course and found, in that old Pike Creek Town House development, Porta’ Ho with our second beer near. Upon so, us FRB’s drank for a bit and upon learning that there was no marked trail after this, had a long debate with the hare about how we should get back and where we should circle. Eventually it was decided to tell everyone to head back the most direct way they could find to there cars and that we would be circling elsewhere. On! On! On the way back we ran into Nip Fuck who apparently lives nearby. Most of us made it back to the cars before the sun went down. It was then decided we should circle in the largely empty office park on New Linden Hill Road across the street from where the Apres’ was to be, the Pour House, formerly Bank Shots of Pike Creek. On! On! After everybody jumped into their cars, we lost a few people, like Wet Lay and Bunion Butt, who were out past their bedtimes, as well as our virgins for the day Just Chelsea and Just David, I think were their names. On! On! We drove to the office park, some of us being led by Woody and his Saab, who led us to the wrong place more than once. Porta’ Ho made it there, but her co-hare and few other people didn’t though they did rejoin us at the Apre’s later. Spit Bucket attempted a quick circle. And I quickly forgot who did which down=down for what. As a good deal of offenders on the hash that day weren’t present for circle. After the hash went in peace we head over to the Pour House where we joined by about 8 other hashers who didn’t make it to the circle and where we enjoyed some fine sandwiches, mac and cheese and some cookies to go along with our brews. The only difference I noticed between the Pour House and when it was Bankshots, is that the ladies have to wait a lot longer to use the can. All and all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for Hockessin Hash #1297 this Wednesday. On! On! MFP | |